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Johnny Comelately
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a·cer·bic, au·da·cious, prag·mat·ic, ag·nos·tic, "I can find out when I die. I can wait. I'm not in a hurry."
NOT a fan of the double jerk off. I wish he would just PISS off.
Pinned
Now that is pissin' funny but sadly true. i want one for my front lawn
I'm gonna shit tons of crap on Amazon and return it all the next week.
Your reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
January 28, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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“Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, who was responsible for carrying out the policy that led to Alex’s needless killing, and Deputy WH Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, the architect of that policy, must resign immediately. If they refuse, Trump must dismiss them," AFGE NP Kelley
Massive union overseeing Border Patrol demands ouster of Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller
A massive union that represents some of President Donald Trump's immigration agents called on two of the administration's top officials to resign following the killing of an ICU nurse in Minneapolis o...
www.rawstory.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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🚨BREAKING: State election leaders and voting rights advocates across the country are blasting U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi for exploiting the killing of a U.S. citizen in Minneapolis by a federal immigration officer to “blackmail” Minnesota into handing over access to its unredacted voter rolls.
‘All-out assault on our democracy:’ Bondi’s Minnesota blackmail letter draws righteous fury from state election leaders
“This isn't leadership. This is blackmail," Arizona Secretary of State Adrian Fontes said. "This is the way organized crime works."
www.democracydocket.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Alright find out who bought the one ticket. Must have been Blair.
The UK 🇬🇧 understood the assignment.
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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www.politico.com/live-updates...

NOW 140 COSPONSORS WANT ICE BARBI NOEM
IMPEACHED

IMPEACH THE DOG KILLER AND BLOCK ICE FUNDING

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES
202 224-3121
IMPEACH NOEM
BLOCK ICE FUNDING
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Reporter: Will Stephen Miller be apologizing to the family of Alex Pretti for calling him an assassin?

Leavitt: This incident remains under investigation.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Naming someone is not doxxing. They aren’t undercover. They aren’t intelligence agents overseas. This is outrageous - we are supposed to be a free Republic and these people want an authoritarian police state. Lawsuits should be filed & ranking Dems in Congress should act.
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can’t shoot them anymore
That long black cloud is coming down
I feel I’m knockin' on heaven’s door
Greg Bovino has been locked out of his social media accounts by the Trump administration.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/p...
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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This isn't about "training issues." The murderer who executed Renee Good has been with ICE for 10 years, and according to DHS, the murderer who executed Alex Pretti has been there for 8 years.

These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Not to be forgotten, as the President now attempts to take over the Library of Congress:

He did something similar in February when he fired the Archivist of the US.

It's now 3 months and counting, and he apparently has not notified Congress of his reasons for doing so, as required by law. 🗃️
It has not been the norm for incoming presidents to fire the Archivist of the United States.

The president has the power of removal, but is required to notify Congress of his reasons, as @historians.org pointed out last week.

That notification does not appear to have yet taken place. 🗃️
Trump fires archivist of the United States, official who oversees government records
May 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Gosh, I wonder why? 🤨
May 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Un gros Cochon
More than 20 women have accused him of sexual abuse, mostly by speaking to French news outlets, particularly the website Mediapart. 6 of those women filed complaints with the police — 2 of which were dropped because they were past the statute of limitations

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/w...
Gérard Depardieu Convicted of Sexual Assault
www.nytimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dynacare PQ, Ont, Man, BC,is owned by Labcorp. Lifelabs Ont, BC owned by Quest.
The months-long strike at British Columbia’s LifeLabs has raised questions about foreign ownership of medical services and Canadians’ health data.

That such a large part of Canada’s health infrastructure is owned by a massive foreign company is cause for concern, notes one expert.
BC’s LifeLabs Strike Highlights the Risks of Foreign Ownership | The Tyee
The labour dispute raises concerns about global firms controlling Canadians’ medical services and health data.
thetyee.ca
May 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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May 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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“It’s time to change the myth and the religion.”

- Carl Sagan
May 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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“Waaaaah…I don’t care if it’s a bribe. I WANT MY PLANE! Waaaaah 😭😭😭”
May 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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🤣
May 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The kids are alright 👍
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Watching a hockey game and the camera panned to a woman holding an infant.The child had earmuffs but why would anyone bring an infant to a loud event, for three fucking hours? Does she think she will get on camera, does she think it is cute well what it is is abuse and should be outlawed.
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Raskin: Our chairman… How does one go from a libertarian railing about the deep state and the fbi and the doj coming down on the rights of the people to becoming a supine submissive authoritarian who votes against providing basic due process rights for the people against the government?
April 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM