Joel Glover (he/him)
@joelgloverauthor.bsky.social
Multi genre author
Portfolio in the linktree
Don't try to sell me anything
https://linktr.ee/joelgloverauthor
Portfolio in the linktree
Don't try to sell me anything
https://linktr.ee/joelgloverauthor
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For lovers of romantasy, here is Chapter One of "They Who Receive"
A princess and a foreign captive must face the peril of deadly court politics and embrace the fate the Gods foresee.
A princess and a foreign captive must face the peril of deadly court politics and embrace the fate the Gods foresee.
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Did you hear about the farmer who planted his brassicas in a pair of parallel lines?
It was a dual cabbageway
It was a dual cabbageway
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Did you hear about the farmer who planted his brassicas in a pair of parallel lines?
It was a dual cabbageway
It was a dual cabbageway
Bring this back
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Bring this back
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My child has declared this Elephant Bird Awareness Day and wants me to tell some people.
Were you aware of elephant birds? You are now.
Were you aware of elephant birds? You are now.
Elephant bird - Wikipedia
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January 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
My child has declared this Elephant Bird Awareness Day and wants me to tell some people.
Were you aware of elephant birds? You are now.
Were you aware of elephant birds? You are now.
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Once again: what were their fingers doing on or in these women's mouths to start with?
Two women have been charged with biting the fingers of U.S. Border Patrol officers moments after federal agents fatally shot Alex Pretti in Minneapolis over the weekend near the scene of an immigration enforcement action.
Women accused of biting agents’ fingers moments after Alex Pretti was killed; one had tip bitten off
The biting occurred while the women struggled with the agents, according to the charges.
bit.ly
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Once again: what were their fingers doing on or in these women's mouths to start with?
Pausing the jokes for a periodic reminder:
Everybody deserves to be fed and housed and to live free from fear
There is no such thing as an illegal person
Trans rights are human rights
Women, though mysterious, are people
Everybody deserves to be fed and housed and to live free from fear
There is no such thing as an illegal person
Trans rights are human rights
Women, though mysterious, are people
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Pausing the jokes for a periodic reminder:
Everybody deserves to be fed and housed and to live free from fear
There is no such thing as an illegal person
Trans rights are human rights
Women, though mysterious, are people
Everybody deserves to be fed and housed and to live free from fear
There is no such thing as an illegal person
Trans rights are human rights
Women, though mysterious, are people
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Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
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It’s not IQ bullshit, it’s not an inherent thing, it’s a cognitive degradation thing. It’s how adhering to a certain kind of ideology requires that you make yourself believe things that corrode your ability to perceive and think clearly and objectively about people and how people work
January 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It’s not IQ bullshit, it’s not an inherent thing, it’s a cognitive degradation thing. It’s how adhering to a certain kind of ideology requires that you make yourself believe things that corrode your ability to perceive and think clearly and objectively about people and how people work
I haven't seen anyone ask this...
Are we 100% sure Donald Trump didn't somehow hear the name of the capital of Greenland and misunderstand the nature of any military threat from that quarter?
Are we 100% sure Donald Trump didn't somehow hear the name of the capital of Greenland and misunderstand the nature of any military threat from that quarter?
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I haven't seen anyone ask this...
Are we 100% sure Donald Trump didn't somehow hear the name of the capital of Greenland and misunderstand the nature of any military threat from that quarter?
Are we 100% sure Donald Trump didn't somehow hear the name of the capital of Greenland and misunderstand the nature of any military threat from that quarter?
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Hey y’all remember on Jan 6th when women got on Tinder in DC and honeypotted all those rioters and sent a good clutch of ‘em to jail based on shit they admitted to in the DMs? Look I’m just saying they got Tinder in MN.
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Hey y’all remember on Jan 6th when women got on Tinder in DC and honeypotted all those rioters and sent a good clutch of ‘em to jail based on shit they admitted to in the DMs? Look I’m just saying they got Tinder in MN.
Took the kids out this weekend, went to a place where they had spicy felines in cages
It was a katsu
It was a katsu
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Took the kids out this weekend, went to a place where they had spicy felines in cages
It was a katsu
It was a katsu
Why wouldn't the pony go into the rickety house?
He was worried it was unstable!
He was worried it was unstable!
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Why wouldn't the pony go into the rickety house?
He was worried it was unstable!
He was worried it was unstable!
What do a selkie and a tube of pringles have in common?
They're both resealable!
They're both resealable!
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 AM
What do a selkie and a tube of pringles have in common?
They're both resealable!
They're both resealable!
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Announcing our first ever BSFA Award Longlist nomination for @singingtotigers.bsky.social for her story “For Tomorrow’s Moon” in our 2025 anthology “Our Dust Earth”
January 22, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Announcing our first ever BSFA Award Longlist nomination for @singingtotigers.bsky.social for her story “For Tomorrow’s Moon” in our 2025 anthology “Our Dust Earth”
Did you hear about the hit single by the indie band whose members are all dogs?
Barklife
Barklife
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Did you hear about the hit single by the indie band whose members are all dogs?
Barklife
Barklife
From this week my novella The Path of Fire And Glory is available in paperback.
In ebook it costs £0.99 to buy, and makes me 33p. In paperback it costs £3.99 and I make 7p. The price difference is driven by printing, not greed!
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In ebook it costs £0.99 to buy, and makes me 33p. In paperback it costs £3.99 and I make 7p. The price difference is driven by printing, not greed!
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Punk, poet, novelist.
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January 22, 2026 at 12:52 PM
From this week my novella The Path of Fire And Glory is available in paperback.
In ebook it costs £0.99 to buy, and makes me 33p. In paperback it costs £3.99 and I make 7p. The price difference is driven by printing, not greed!
tr.ee/i8iyQ-K0HI
In ebook it costs £0.99 to buy, and makes me 33p. In paperback it costs £3.99 and I make 7p. The price difference is driven by printing, not greed!
tr.ee/i8iyQ-K0HI
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Did you hear about the bankrupt pig?
He was very pork
He was very pork
January 22, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Did you hear about the bankrupt pig?
He was very pork
He was very pork
What goes buzz buzz moo?
A bumble beef
A bumble beef
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
What goes buzz buzz moo?
A bumble beef
A bumble beef
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The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 AM
The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
Did you hear about the pig who won a beauty contest?
He was very hamsome
He was very hamsome
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Did you hear about the pig who won a beauty contest?
He was very hamsome
He was very hamsome
I work away from home a lot. I was teasing someone that I was in her office location more than she'd been this year, and implying she was lazy.
Which is how I learned her grandmother had died.
Covering myself in glory.
Which is how I learned her grandmother had died.
Covering myself in glory.
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I work away from home a lot. I was teasing someone that I was in her office location more than she'd been this year, and implying she was lazy.
Which is how I learned her grandmother had died.
Covering myself in glory.
Which is how I learned her grandmother had died.
Covering myself in glory.
Fuck. Apparently blathering on about my writing and genre might be off-putting, and I should instead just be myself.
To whit:
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi
To whit:
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Fuck. Apparently blathering on about my writing and genre might be off-putting, and I should instead just be myself.
To whit:
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi
To whit:
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi