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Joseph D. Eater
@joeeater.bsky.social
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I eat, make, write, & occasionally whine. Durham, NC, USA. Food, drink, cooking, eating, &c. I really miss writing.

https://twitter.com/eatjoe/
https://jhv.blogs.com/eatatjoes/
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
not to brag, but the gym I've been going to in Oklahoma is like the only one with gays in it and according to Grindr messages from three different blank profiles there's a decent chance one of them is going to murder me
January 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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samthielman.com
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
He cooked with this one
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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crazyopticalillusions.net
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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alffansofficial.bsky.social
it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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michaelmirer.bsky.social
There would be simply no way to remove a million people from the country without massive upheaval. This is the case even if there were massive support for the policy.
gregsargent.bsky.social Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 15d
This Douthat column suggests there's some softer version of mass deportations out there, but again, there isn't. The violence and brutality are of necessity embedded in the policy agenda itself, as I try to argue (see piece and thread below):
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/o...
January 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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bcfinucane.bsky.social
Merry Christmas!

The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries! I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing. Under my leadership, our Country will not allow Radical Islamic Terrorism to prosper. May God Bless our Military, and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues. DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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newrepublic.com
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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skepchick.org
Anyone surprised that Republicans are fleeing the motte of "pedophile" to the bailey of "ephebophile" hasn't been paying attention. Here's @djgrothe.bsky.social, who ran the James Randi Educational Foundation, defending Epstein & his rapists in exactly that way 14 y ago skepchick.org/2011/04/lawr...
DJGrothe April 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm Edit I think I see where Krauss is coming from here. I don't know the first thing about the Jeffrey Epstein situation, but I think in general that: 1) age of consent laws should be looked at more skeptically, 2) prostitution is not necessarily a bad thing, and 2) that based on my own personal experience of sexual activity when I was under the age of 18 with people who were over that age (initiated the contact, and did not reveal my age at the time) that some guy paying for a massage with a happy ending from someone he says that he thought was over 18 seems at least plausible. Age 13 is below the age of consent in my book, but 16 or 17 isn't necessarily so. But I don't read Krauss as in any way defending sex with a 13 or 14 year old girl. And I certainly don't think he has embarrassed scientists everywhere, even if he may have in retrospect wished he kept his opinion of the matter to himself. In any case, the issue doesn't appear to me to be as black and white as Watson's post seems to argue
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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amerrill2.bsky.social
Since I wanted to be up front with the new followers, I thought I’d be up front with them and tell them, as you guys know, that I haven’t had to work at Amazon since January thanks to plushiedreadfuls.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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sazeracla.bsky.social
Oh my gods, this entire thread. 🧵 🔥🔥🔥

Every single post is repost-worthy and I was sorely tempted, but please just read the whole thing. But I will repost one at the end of Judge Ellis’ evisceration of Bovino and the government’s lawyers…
October 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.

They have asked folks to reach out to them at disasterresponse@jamaicaembassy.org to coordinate support.

The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm
Support Jamaica
supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
joeeater.bsky.social
It's the time of year for hot cereal. This morning, I had a big bowl of cheese grits & some toast. The cheese grits have 6 different kinds of dairy in them. :-D
A large glass of ice water, a big bowl of cheese grits with butter, and a couple pieces of toast. The bowl is sitting on a folded maroon cloth napkin on a plate; the toast is sitting directly on the plate. The plate & water are both sitting on another napkin of the same type, but unfolded. A third napkin, also cloth & folded quite small, but lilac colored & with a different texture, is behind the water & plate, at the edge of a TV table they all sit on. In the background are some plants & a small electronic tablet with the time on it (11:31 a.m.), and behind them is a window. The cheese grits have some butter melted on top, along with some pepper. Milk is around the edge of the grits inside the bowl.
October 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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cdnresistance.bsky.social
For the record, I am not anti-American. I am anti-Trump and anti-MAGA Republican. I am also anti-fascist.
October 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Remembering what the French did to Vichy journalists and editors, as a treat

en.nuremberg.media/hronotop/202...
Head of French Collaborationist Press Sentenced to Death
On 24 January 1946, Jean Luchaire, former editor-in-chief of Les Nouveaux Temps newspaper, was sentenced to death, stripped of his civil rights and had his property confiscated by the French High Cour...
en.nuremberg.media
July 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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adoptbot.bsky.social
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February 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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amerrill2.bsky.social
Doing stand up now or attending a show, I feel like people have to swim through a sea of dick jokes and homophobia just to get to the comic that is different and great.

I, at least, like to be a breath of fresh air in there somewhere.
ashleylynch.bsky.social Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · Oct 11
You know what's wonderful?

Every time I see a new Netflix comedy special drop not knowing if it's someone who's going to be funny or someone who is just going rant for 70min about how your existence has forced them to be a hateful bigot.

I just don't watch standup comedy anymore. Too exhausting.
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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amerrill2.bsky.social
“Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches” was a song that was way before its time.

youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q?...
Eugene Levy, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Joe Flaherty, Dave Thomas | SCTV | 5 Neat Guys Neatest Hits
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October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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atrupar.com
WOW -- a screaming Patel crashes out in response to Schiff's questions about Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and calls him "the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate" and "an utter coward" and "political buffoon"
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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beverlybambury.com
Wow! I have many new folks, so let's start fresh. Hello! I'm Beverly. I'm from Tampa, Florida, but I've lived in the Toronto area ≈15 yrs. I'm a publicist, mostly for authors, and I live w/ my husband, two tiny dogs and two normal size cats. Nice to meet you! Feel free to introduce yourself too :)
Two cats staring intently. The person taking the photo was having breakfast, you see. Two dogs in a pouch hanging from a public bathroom door hook.
November 16, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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beverlybambury.com
More sky things. Read the captions if you'd like more info. #astrophotography
M81 (Bode's Galaxy - left) and M82 (Cigar Galaxy - right) this is quite good, though I'll add to it in the future. The new camera makes it much easier to add to images! M45 (Pleiades/Seven Sisters) - the nebula around the stars is starting to come out. I'll keep adding to it. My new camera makes adding to images much, much easier!
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
joeeater.bsky.social
dw.com/en/turkey-is...
Turkey is making fake honey on an alarming scale – DW – 02/16/2025
Turkey is one of the biggest honey producers in the world. Increasingly, though, honey is being adulterated with sugar syrup or other ingredients — and the fake honey is almost certainly being sold in...
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February 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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calltoactivism.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.”

EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM