Joachim Hackshaw
@joachimorjoe.bsky.social
Another space where I’ll try to further my comedy career, only to spend most of my time talking hockey. Sometimes jokes and leftist commie stuff too.
I’m from Auckland, NZ and can be found with @joachimorjoe on other pockets of the internet.
I’m from Auckland, NZ and can be found with @joachimorjoe on other pockets of the internet.
One of the things I love about Selling Sunset is when they give the pets name graphics.
We are nine seasons deep, and I’m still not confident with which one is Jason and which one is Brett.
We are nine seasons deep, and I’m still not confident with which one is Jason and which one is Brett.
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
One of the things I love about Selling Sunset is when they give the pets name graphics.
We are nine seasons deep, and I’m still not confident with which one is Jason and which one is Brett.
We are nine seasons deep, and I’m still not confident with which one is Jason and which one is Brett.
As usual, several months behind on @worstgame.bsky.social. Salt and Vinegar gate: Dave is 100% correct, Paige is wrong, justice for Dale.
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
As usual, several months behind on @worstgame.bsky.social. Salt and Vinegar gate: Dave is 100% correct, Paige is wrong, justice for Dale.
For the first time in 32 years, the World Series involves more than one country! Let’s go Blue Jays! 💙💙💙
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
For the first time in 32 years, the World Series involves more than one country! Let’s go Blue Jays! 💙💙💙
National hates diversity so much, they don’t even want neurodiversity.
June 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
National hates diversity so much, they don’t even want neurodiversity.
The Trump movie tariff thing is an interesting one.
Will we see costs passed on the same way?
A movie ticket for a film with a $100m budget is the same as one with a $10m budget.
I guess we see an increase if both budgets double respectively? Doesn’t seem as clear cut to this layperson though.
Will we see costs passed on the same way?
A movie ticket for a film with a $100m budget is the same as one with a $10m budget.
I guess we see an increase if both budgets double respectively? Doesn’t seem as clear cut to this layperson though.
May 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Trump movie tariff thing is an interesting one.
Will we see costs passed on the same way?
A movie ticket for a film with a $100m budget is the same as one with a $10m budget.
I guess we see an increase if both budgets double respectively? Doesn’t seem as clear cut to this layperson though.
Will we see costs passed on the same way?
A movie ticket for a film with a $100m budget is the same as one with a $10m budget.
I guess we see an increase if both budgets double respectively? Doesn’t seem as clear cut to this layperson though.
“How far away is the hospital?” - @paige478.bsky.social 😳😳😳 @worstgame.bsky.social @nzdave.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“How far away is the hospital?” - @paige478.bsky.social 😳😳😳 @worstgame.bsky.social @nzdave.bsky.social
How to be confused:
- Search ‘Temu’ on threads or the bad micro blogging place.
- read angry posts from Americans still not understanding how tariffs work.
- spend rest of day wondering how many are real, and how many are engagement bait?
- Search ‘Temu’ on threads or the bad micro blogging place.
- read angry posts from Americans still not understanding how tariffs work.
- spend rest of day wondering how many are real, and how many are engagement bait?
April 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
How to be confused:
- Search ‘Temu’ on threads or the bad micro blogging place.
- read angry posts from Americans still not understanding how tariffs work.
- spend rest of day wondering how many are real, and how many are engagement bait?
- Search ‘Temu’ on threads or the bad micro blogging place.
- read angry posts from Americans still not understanding how tariffs work.
- spend rest of day wondering how many are real, and how many are engagement bait?
Should shops be open on more public holidays?
I flip flop between a straight no, and ‘yes, but only if the owner works a full shift too’ (I’m aware of chain stores and people with many businesses etc, they can pick one, or work double shifts etc)
I flip flop between a straight no, and ‘yes, but only if the owner works a full shift too’ (I’m aware of chain stores and people with many businesses etc, they can pick one, or work double shifts etc)
April 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Should shops be open on more public holidays?
I flip flop between a straight no, and ‘yes, but only if the owner works a full shift too’ (I’m aware of chain stores and people with many businesses etc, they can pick one, or work double shifts etc)
I flip flop between a straight no, and ‘yes, but only if the owner works a full shift too’ (I’m aware of chain stores and people with many businesses etc, they can pick one, or work double shifts etc)
How are the “California Incels” gonna feel when the undocumented females opt for the first flight back to the third world?
23-29 year old zoomer politics: yeah I think trans people are chill they're in my Minecraft server
18-22 year old zoomer politics:
18-22 year old zoomer politics:
April 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How are the “California Incels” gonna feel when the undocumented females opt for the first flight back to the third world?
Turns out Bluesky is just as depressing as Twitter, but at least no-one’s calling us Libtards, or sharing anti-Semitic content, so I guess that’s something? 🤷♂️
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Turns out Bluesky is just as depressing as Twitter, but at least no-one’s calling us Libtards, or sharing anti-Semitic content, so I guess that’s something? 🤷♂️
And keep in mind these numbers surely include people who booked their trips several months out.
I won’t guess how much they’ll continue to fall by, but I wouldn’t expect an uptick anytime soon.
I won’t guess how much they’ll continue to fall by, but I wouldn’t expect an uptick anytime soon.
Another Infoshare Dataset. Daily average number of New Zealand residents overseas by main destination (averaged over a month). I am showing it as the percentage change compared to same month a year ago
April 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
And keep in mind these numbers surely include people who booked their trips several months out.
I won’t guess how much they’ll continue to fall by, but I wouldn’t expect an uptick anytime soon.
I won’t guess how much they’ll continue to fall by, but I wouldn’t expect an uptick anytime soon.
Disrupting pharmaceutical supplies and possibly letting people die as a result to own the libs:
From WH pool: Trump is considering tariffs on pharmaceuticals
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Disrupting pharmaceutical supplies and possibly letting people die as a result to own the libs:
Reposted by Joachim Hackshaw
My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):
April 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):
The best part of modern April Fools is spending the next 3-4 days checking when something the algorithm is just delivering you now was posted.
April 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The best part of modern April Fools is spending the next 3-4 days checking when something the algorithm is just delivering you now was posted.
I tell you what, going from watching the Four Nations Faceoff, back to watching these Pittsburgh Penguins has been tough.
Pour one out for Sid who had to go from playing in it, to playing with them.
Pour one out for Sid who had to go from playing in it, to playing with them.
February 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I tell you what, going from watching the Four Nations Faceoff, back to watching these Pittsburgh Penguins has been tough.
Pour one out for Sid who had to go from playing in it, to playing with them.
Pour one out for Sid who had to go from playing in it, to playing with them.
Kanye is being very Anti-Semitic again, but he’s not worth condemning anymore.
He’s clearly mentally ill, but has a platform through his musical talent, otherwise he’d be yelling in a mental institution.
We wouldn’t worry about anyone else in that position acting out, we’d hope they get better.
He’s clearly mentally ill, but has a platform through his musical talent, otherwise he’d be yelling in a mental institution.
We wouldn’t worry about anyone else in that position acting out, we’d hope they get better.
February 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Kanye is being very Anti-Semitic again, but he’s not worth condemning anymore.
He’s clearly mentally ill, but has a platform through his musical talent, otherwise he’d be yelling in a mental institution.
We wouldn’t worry about anyone else in that position acting out, we’d hope they get better.
He’s clearly mentally ill, but has a platform through his musical talent, otherwise he’d be yelling in a mental institution.
We wouldn’t worry about anyone else in that position acting out, we’d hope they get better.
While I’m offended at Bryce Mitchell saying “Hitler was a good guy” etc..
Mitchell is a cage fighter famous for:
1) Demanding camo shorts.
2) being a flat earther.
3) Thanking the guy who knocked the last brain cell out for not hitting him more.
I’m a tiny bit impressed he managed to get dumber.
Mitchell is a cage fighter famous for:
1) Demanding camo shorts.
2) being a flat earther.
3) Thanking the guy who knocked the last brain cell out for not hitting him more.
I’m a tiny bit impressed he managed to get dumber.
January 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
While I’m offended at Bryce Mitchell saying “Hitler was a good guy” etc..
Mitchell is a cage fighter famous for:
1) Demanding camo shorts.
2) being a flat earther.
3) Thanking the guy who knocked the last brain cell out for not hitting him more.
I’m a tiny bit impressed he managed to get dumber.
Mitchell is a cage fighter famous for:
1) Demanding camo shorts.
2) being a flat earther.
3) Thanking the guy who knocked the last brain cell out for not hitting him more.
I’m a tiny bit impressed he managed to get dumber.
New Year’s resolution hack: learn how to spell ‘February’ without checking.
You can start it later, and it’ll last all the way to March 1st.
You can start it later, and it’ll last all the way to March 1st.
January 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
New Year’s resolution hack: learn how to spell ‘February’ without checking.
You can start it later, and it’ll last all the way to March 1st.
You can start it later, and it’ll last all the way to March 1st.
Share a Costco sundae with me so I know it’s real.
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Share a Costco sundae with me so I know it’s real.
Bright side: some of your favourite punk/alternative bands will write great music over the next four years.
January 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bright side: some of your favourite punk/alternative bands will write great music over the next four years.
I obviously want to roast Elon Musk for what he did today, but he’s way too good at blowing up cars.
January 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I obviously want to roast Elon Musk for what he did today, but he’s way too good at blowing up cars.
Reposted by Joachim Hackshaw
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
Any more fresh sign ups here since Elon’s salute that we all did not Nazi coming?
*Double negative fully intentional
*Double negative fully intentional
January 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Any more fresh sign ups here since Elon’s salute that we all did not Nazi coming?
*Double negative fully intentional
*Double negative fully intentional
Requiring a three week bond to rent a carpark… That’s a paddlin’
January 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Requiring a three week bond to rent a carpark… That’s a paddlin’