JNelson
@jnelson75.bsky.social
This is genuine joy on his face.
I think he actually thinks that he won the Nobel. Please nobody burst his bubble.
Now someone give him a small uninhabited island with snow on it and tell him "Here you go, you have Greenland now, you're such a big boy!"
I think he actually thinks that he won the Nobel. Please nobody burst his bubble.
Now someone give him a small uninhabited island with snow on it and tell him "Here you go, you have Greenland now, you're such a big boy!"
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
This is genuine joy on his face.
I think he actually thinks that he won the Nobel. Please nobody burst his bubble.
Now someone give him a small uninhabited island with snow on it and tell him "Here you go, you have Greenland now, you're such a big boy!"
I think he actually thinks that he won the Nobel. Please nobody burst his bubble.
Now someone give him a small uninhabited island with snow on it and tell him "Here you go, you have Greenland now, you're such a big boy!"
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DHS and Patriot Front post the same white supremacist lyrics.
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
DHS and Patriot Front post the same white supremacist lyrics.
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Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
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Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
What the fuck is this?
How about: take the masks off, wear names and badges, like a normal LEO? Body cams would be great too.
Why are Democrats so bad at this? Just a straight forward, succinct message that resonates. Is that so much to ask?
Get your collective shit together, Democrats.
How about: take the masks off, wear names and badges, like a normal LEO? Body cams would be great too.
Why are Democrats so bad at this? Just a straight forward, succinct message that resonates. Is that so much to ask?
Get your collective shit together, Democrats.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
What the fuck is this?
How about: take the masks off, wear names and badges, like a normal LEO? Body cams would be great too.
Why are Democrats so bad at this? Just a straight forward, succinct message that resonates. Is that so much to ask?
Get your collective shit together, Democrats.
How about: take the masks off, wear names and badges, like a normal LEO? Body cams would be great too.
Why are Democrats so bad at this? Just a straight forward, succinct message that resonates. Is that so much to ask?
Get your collective shit together, Democrats.
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This is not the language of the government of a free country.
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
This is not the language of the government of a free country.
Somebody by that auto worker a beer. And then never let them pay for a beer again. Ever.
Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Somebody by that auto worker a beer. And then never let them pay for a beer again. Ever.
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Democrats have a lot of ground to make up in states like Arizona, where Republicans and MAGA-aligned organizations like Turning Point USA have heavily invested in registering new GOP voters. (via @kjzz.org)
Democratic National Committee launches voter registration efforts in swing states Arizona, Nevada
The Democratic National Committee has announced a seven-figure investment to register voters ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Democrats have a lot of ground to make up in states like Arizona, where Republicans and MAGA-aligned organizations like Turning Point USA have heavily invested in registering new GOP voters. (via @kjzz.org)
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That’s why dressing up as pikachu and frogs and blasting Yakety Sax at them through a loudspeaker is so effective! The authoritarian wants you to cower in fear. Turning their entire operation into a dipshit circus is the way.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
That’s why dressing up as pikachu and frogs and blasting Yakety Sax at them through a loudspeaker is so effective! The authoritarian wants you to cower in fear. Turning their entire operation into a dipshit circus is the way.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
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We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
Lotta cheetah face eating happening, and only more to come.
NEW: Trump used his first veto to block a unanimously approved Colorado drinking water project.
Lauren Boebert, whose district the pipeline project is in, slammed Trump, suggesting it was retaliation for her signing the discharge petition to release the Epstein files www.9news.com/article/news...
Lauren Boebert, whose district the pipeline project is in, slammed Trump, suggesting it was retaliation for her signing the discharge petition to release the Epstein files www.9news.com/article/news...
Trump vetoes bill to fund Arkansas Valley Conduit in Colorado
President Trump vetoed a bill to fund a pipeline project to bring clean drinking water to communities on the Eastern Plains between Pueblo and Lamar.
www.9news.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Lotta cheetah face eating happening, and only more to come.
Trump has been lying about this along with other MAGA assholes since day one.
My favorite is Kash Patel sitting for an interview spreading these same lies, as Director of the FBI. But then just days later in front of the House he debunked all of his own lies under oath. Because, you know, perjury.
My favorite is Kash Patel sitting for an interview spreading these same lies, as Director of the FBI. But then just days later in front of the House he debunked all of his own lies under oath. Because, you know, perjury.
If someone doesn't even remember who was president just five years ago, shouldn't we just automatically invoke the 25th Amendment?
Can someone please remind him that he was still in charge of the FBI on January 6, 2021?
Not remembering your own presidency would seem to be a sign of senility.
Can someone please remind him that he was still in charge of the FBI on January 6, 2021?
Not remembering your own presidency would seem to be a sign of senility.
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump has been lying about this along with other MAGA assholes since day one.
My favorite is Kash Patel sitting for an interview spreading these same lies, as Director of the FBI. But then just days later in front of the House he debunked all of his own lies under oath. Because, you know, perjury.
My favorite is Kash Patel sitting for an interview spreading these same lies, as Director of the FBI. But then just days later in front of the House he debunked all of his own lies under oath. Because, you know, perjury.
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Best Twitter riposte of the day
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Best Twitter riposte of the day
Quick question, DHS: if there are tens of millions of illegals, how come only a tiny fraction of the people you have deported are criminals and the vast majority are people just trying to make a living-
Is this just an admission that you are terribly and woefully unqualified for your job?
Is this just an admission that you are terribly and woefully unqualified for your job?
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Quick question, DHS: if there are tens of millions of illegals, how come only a tiny fraction of the people you have deported are criminals and the vast majority are people just trying to make a living-
Is this just an admission that you are terribly and woefully unqualified for your job?
Is this just an admission that you are terribly and woefully unqualified for your job?
I’m sure there’s nothing to this. This administration is nothing if not forthcoming and honest🙄
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m sure there’s nothing to this. This administration is nothing if not forthcoming and honest🙄
No. It is NOT unclear why he was fired.
A U.S. Army Reserve lawyer detailed as a federal immigration judge in Virginia has been fired barely a month into the job after granting asylum at a high rate. It’s unclear why he was fired.
Army Reserve lawyer fired from immigration bench after defying deportation push
www.stripes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No. It is NOT unclear why he was fired.
Literally no Republican has paid attention to the frog and scorpion fable. Zero.
Elise Stefanik rode so hard for Trump, and at every turn he fucked her over. No Cabinet position. No Endorsement for Governor.
She got exactly what she deserves. But no lessons will be learned.
Elise Stefanik rode so hard for Trump, and at every turn he fucked her over. No Cabinet position. No Endorsement for Governor.
She got exactly what she deserves. But no lessons will be learned.
the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Literally no Republican has paid attention to the frog and scorpion fable. Zero.
Elise Stefanik rode so hard for Trump, and at every turn he fucked her over. No Cabinet position. No Endorsement for Governor.
She got exactly what she deserves. But no lessons will be learned.
Elise Stefanik rode so hard for Trump, and at every turn he fucked her over. No Cabinet position. No Endorsement for Governor.
She got exactly what she deserves. But no lessons will be learned.
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Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
A man that spent his life exploiting and victimizing people, wants compassion due to his want to spend time with family?
Hard pass.
Rot in jail. Then rot in hell. Get fucked, asshole.
Hard pass.
Rot in jail. Then rot in hell. Get fucked, asshole.
Harvey Weinstein has emphasized his desire to "needs to spend the remaining days" of his life surrounded by family, following the announcement that his upcoming court hearing has been delayed.
Harvey Weinstein wants to spend 'remaining days' with family amid legal battles
www.irishstar.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A man that spent his life exploiting and victimizing people, wants compassion due to his want to spend time with family?
Hard pass.
Rot in jail. Then rot in hell. Get fucked, asshole.
Hard pass.
Rot in jail. Then rot in hell. Get fucked, asshole.
He is the Pettiest piece of shit possibly ever. An absolute embarrassment.
An adjudicated rapist, felon and completely morally bankrupt POS that sees his time in office as a cash grab and not as public service.
That is the peoples house and he has zero respect for it.
An adjudicated rapist, felon and completely morally bankrupt POS that sees his time in office as a cash grab and not as public service.
That is the peoples house and he has zero respect for it.
December 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He is the Pettiest piece of shit possibly ever. An absolute embarrassment.
An adjudicated rapist, felon and completely morally bankrupt POS that sees his time in office as a cash grab and not as public service.
That is the peoples house and he has zero respect for it.
An adjudicated rapist, felon and completely morally bankrupt POS that sees his time in office as a cash grab and not as public service.
That is the peoples house and he has zero respect for it.
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Watching this week’s PLURIBUS, which contains very little dialogue but this line:
Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
The show is about a lot of things but AI is one of them. (And Jenn Carroll is a hell of a writer)
Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
The show is about a lot of things but AI is one of them. (And Jenn Carroll is a hell of a writer)
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Watching this week’s PLURIBUS, which contains very little dialogue but this line:
Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
The show is about a lot of things but AI is one of them. (And Jenn Carroll is a hell of a writer)
Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen.
The show is about a lot of things but AI is one of them. (And Jenn Carroll is a hell of a writer)
Oh my god. There was a literal global pandemic in 2020, that *checks notes*, shit this fuck head was in charge during that too.
But at least mishandling a pandemic is an excuse for lousy job growth and economy.
But at least mishandling a pandemic is an excuse for lousy job growth and economy.
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh my god. There was a literal global pandemic in 2020, that *checks notes*, shit this fuck head was in charge during that too.
But at least mishandling a pandemic is an excuse for lousy job growth and economy.
But at least mishandling a pandemic is an excuse for lousy job growth and economy.
How do does Trump distract from his vile Rob Reiner posts?
Escalate our tensions with Venezuela?
Trump: Don't mind if I do!
A lock for the next Peace Prize.
Not Nobel, though, probably like the British Petroleum Peace Prize.
Escalate our tensions with Venezuela?
Trump: Don't mind if I do!
A lock for the next Peace Prize.
Not Nobel, though, probably like the British Petroleum Peace Prize.
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
How do does Trump distract from his vile Rob Reiner posts?
Escalate our tensions with Venezuela?
Trump: Don't mind if I do!
A lock for the next Peace Prize.
Not Nobel, though, probably like the British Petroleum Peace Prize.
Escalate our tensions with Venezuela?
Trump: Don't mind if I do!
A lock for the next Peace Prize.
Not Nobel, though, probably like the British Petroleum Peace Prize.
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!