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Joanne ⁷ 💜 ⊙⊝⊜
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Writer. Editor. Mom. Nana. BTS ARMY Ot7. Yoongi bias. 💜 Reader of mysteries. Sometimes Egregious Twaddle. Reluctantly sober. Always grateful.
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"Don't act so surprised, your Highness. The DOW is over 50,000!"
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Pokémon GO team removes PokéStop that appeared on Epstein Island
gonintendo.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi is a basket of deplorables.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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I think it’s time to bring back physical tickets sold from local guitar and music shops where people line up starting at 4am and you drink coffee and make friends and you never hear the phrase “there are 51,000 people ahead of you”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Hello, I'm Lloyd Bridges

If you see your reflection in 'snow-covered' hills, remember 'snow-covered' gets a hyphen. If 'the hills are snow covered', then no hyphen is used. No hyphen for 'mirror in the sky' or 'child within my heart' as those are noun phrases.

#hyphenwar
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Hate'll paralyze your mind
Gotta see the other side
It costs ya nothin' to be kind
Not so different, you and I
Lookin' for love in a different light
Until we find that equal sign
This is everything.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
Judge a quarterback by what he'll take a knee for.
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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HELL YES.

(@ Zion Market in Koreatown L.A.)
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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I bought some wasabi shrimp crackers because the Saja Boys were on the bag. Capitalism loves to see me coming.
February 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Fr. Kyle tries to make the Pope an honorary member of the Flyer Faithful, but it looks like Leo has some doubts after watching #Dayton get crushed by the demon Billiken the other day. Or maybe he would rather have had some of Fr. Kyle’s infamous coffin donuts from The Great American Baking Show.
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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The president and all his rancid enablers really demand the creation of a new word that means “shocked but not shocked, but still shocked, but also totally NOT shocked, yet somehow still shocked, also always appalled, forever and eternally appalled by the endless abhorrence, and now I scream.”
February 6, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
So $125+ plus shipping for the new lightstick 🔍 and all its separately sold nifty addons? As always, Min Yoongi says it best. #BTS
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY.

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Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Look, not all of us can afford to go to Disneyland
Picked up a shift at—
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Interesting that the majority of the drugs offered under Trump’s new TrumpRX program (with patriotic *cough* Luftwaffeish eagle logo designed by the head of the new National Design Studio, who used to be the head of AirBnB) are for either weight loss or fertility.
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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I think it should probably be a bigger story that the president of the United States is a raving lunatic
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "We hit 'em. And we want to hit 'em right, sir, and we want to hit them from the top! East, west, north, south. Sir, they won't know what the hell! And we'll knock them out. We did it politically correct. Five years."
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM