Joanne ⁷ 💜 ⊙⊝⊜
@jmcport.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Mom. Nana. BTS ARMY Ot7. Yoongi bias. 💜 Reader of mysteries. Sometimes Egregious Twaddle. Reluctantly sober. Always grateful.
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just when you think you can’t love a man any more than you already do, he goes and dresses his cat in ruffles
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
just when you think you can’t love a man any more than you already do, he goes and dresses his cat in ruffles
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Yoongi: Oh, come on. Just for the picture. (Not just for the picture)
Tang: [growl]
Yoongi: *pleads in cat*
Tang: [huffs] Fine. You owe me tuna.
Tang: [growl]
Yoongi: *pleads in cat*
Tang: [huffs] Fine. You owe me tuna.
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Yoongi: Oh, come on. Just for the picture. (Not just for the picture)
Tang: [growl]
Yoongi: *pleads in cat*
Tang: [huffs] Fine. You owe me tuna.
Tang: [growl]
Yoongi: *pleads in cat*
Tang: [huffs] Fine. You owe me tuna.
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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Is this a countdown or a clowntdown?
Three minutes!
Three minutes!
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Is this a countdown or a clowntdown?
Three minutes!
Three minutes!
Of course my love song has a typo 😂
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Of course my love song has a typo 😂
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I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here's why I hate Jesus and the Pope.
February 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here's why I hate Jesus and the Pope.
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"Don't act so surprised, your Highness. The DOW is over 50,000!"
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
"Don't act so surprised, your Highness. The DOW is over 50,000!"
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Pokémon GO team removes PokéStop that appeared on Epstein Island
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February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi is a basket of deplorables.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Pam Bondi is a basket of deplorables.
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I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.
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I think it’s time to bring back physical tickets sold from local guitar and music shops where people line up starting at 4am and you drink coffee and make friends and you never hear the phrase “there are 51,000 people ahead of you”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I think it’s time to bring back physical tickets sold from local guitar and music shops where people line up starting at 4am and you drink coffee and make friends and you never hear the phrase “there are 51,000 people ahead of you”
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Hello, I'm Lloyd Bridges
If you see your reflection in 'snow-covered' hills, remember 'snow-covered' gets a hyphen. If 'the hills are snow covered', then no hyphen is used. No hyphen for 'mirror in the sky' or 'child within my heart' as those are noun phrases.
#hyphenwar
If you see your reflection in 'snow-covered' hills, remember 'snow-covered' gets a hyphen. If 'the hills are snow covered', then no hyphen is used. No hyphen for 'mirror in the sky' or 'child within my heart' as those are noun phrases.
#hyphenwar
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Hello, I'm Lloyd Bridges
If you see your reflection in 'snow-covered' hills, remember 'snow-covered' gets a hyphen. If 'the hills are snow covered', then no hyphen is used. No hyphen for 'mirror in the sky' or 'child within my heart' as those are noun phrases.
#hyphenwar
If you see your reflection in 'snow-covered' hills, remember 'snow-covered' gets a hyphen. If 'the hills are snow covered', then no hyphen is used. No hyphen for 'mirror in the sky' or 'child within my heart' as those are noun phrases.
#hyphenwar
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Hate'll paralyze your mind
Gotta see the other side
It costs ya nothin' to be kind
Not so different, you and I
Lookin' for love in a different light
Until we find that equal sign
Gotta see the other side
It costs ya nothin' to be kind
Not so different, you and I
Lookin' for love in a different light
Until we find that equal sign
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Hate'll paralyze your mind
Gotta see the other side
It costs ya nothin' to be kind
Not so different, you and I
Lookin' for love in a different light
Until we find that equal sign
Gotta see the other side
It costs ya nothin' to be kind
Not so different, you and I
Lookin' for love in a different light
Until we find that equal sign
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It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
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HELL YES.
(@ Zion Market in Koreatown L.A.)
(@ Zion Market in Koreatown L.A.)
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
HELL YES.
(@ Zion Market in Koreatown L.A.)
(@ Zion Market in Koreatown L.A.)
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I bought some wasabi shrimp crackers because the Saja Boys were on the bag. Capitalism loves to see me coming.
February 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I bought some wasabi shrimp crackers because the Saja Boys were on the bag. Capitalism loves to see me coming.
Fr. Kyle tries to make the Pope an honorary member of the Flyer Faithful, but it looks like Leo has some doubts after watching #Dayton get crushed by the demon Billiken the other day. Or maybe he would rather have had some of Fr. Kyle’s infamous coffin donuts from The Great American Baking Show.
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Fr. Kyle tries to make the Pope an honorary member of the Flyer Faithful, but it looks like Leo has some doubts after watching #Dayton get crushed by the demon Billiken the other day. Or maybe he would rather have had some of Fr. Kyle’s infamous coffin donuts from The Great American Baking Show.
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The president and all his rancid enablers really demand the creation of a new word that means “shocked but not shocked, but still shocked, but also totally NOT shocked, yet somehow still shocked, also always appalled, forever and eternally appalled by the endless abhorrence, and now I scream.”
February 6, 2026 at 12:37 PM
The president and all his rancid enablers really demand the creation of a new word that means “shocked but not shocked, but still shocked, but also totally NOT shocked, yet somehow still shocked, also always appalled, forever and eternally appalled by the endless abhorrence, and now I scream.”
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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