jaKa Močnik
@jkmcnk.gmajna.net
an unkindness of ravens in a trench coat. sails the seas. tricks computers into things. knows nothing. festively benevolent. preferable to vegetables. bauhausian. here for shitposting and company, more of the same @ https://mastodon.social/@jkmcnk
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Kavanaugh Strandings
People are being grabbed, sent to Texas, and put through 6+ hour long refugee status “reinterviews.” So far we aren’t aware of anyone who failed. Some even got handed a green card, then dumped onto the streets in Texas and told to find their way home.
Operation PARRIS. Seriously. archive.ph/6G2Vd
Operation PARRIS. Seriously. archive.ph/6G2Vd
archive.ph
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Kavanaugh Strandings
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The White House posted the first frame. Here is the rest...
(source: Pepel Klaasa on the other place)
(source: Pepel Klaasa on the other place)
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The White House posted the first frame. Here is the rest...
(source: Pepel Klaasa on the other place)
(source: Pepel Klaasa on the other place)
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
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Are we talking about Half-Pint Himmler?
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Are we talking about Half-Pint Himmler?
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"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"History will not look kindly upon______"
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
Damn history ... i don't look kindly upon it... we aint gotta wait
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Prav zdaj @tomatokosir.bsky.social v intervjuju na Radio Prvi.
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Prav zdaj @tomatokosir.bsky.social v intervjuju na Radio Prvi.
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I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
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Not a projection. 450 Torches. Carried up the mountain and place correctly by 10 residents.
January 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Not a projection. 450 Torches. Carried up the mountain and place correctly by 10 residents.
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Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
water coming out of a sink? he ran on a platform of clogged drains for everyone?
Q: What goals do you have for '26 in Congress for your agenda?
TRUMP: I have great executive orders. Like, water coming out of a sink. The water wouldn't come out. They had all sorts of restrictions. I took them off. Straws. They don't have to be paper anymore. I'd like to have all that confirmed.
TRUMP: I have great executive orders. Like, water coming out of a sink. The water wouldn't come out. They had all sorts of restrictions. I took them off. Straws. They don't have to be paper anymore. I'd like to have all that confirmed.
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
water coming out of a sink? he ran on a platform of clogged drains for everyone?
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They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
the collective hope on here that the senile rapist president just died is 🤌. it is also a proof that things can't be manifested into existence by wanting them hard enough.
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 AM
the collective hope on here that the senile rapist president just died is 🤌. it is also a proof that things can't be manifested into existence by wanting them hard enough.
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He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
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He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He’s our own Puxsutawney Ted, predicting ice and a possible grid collapse.
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Shitty newspapers, shitty editors, shitty publishers, shitty values.
Here's how WaPo and the Times
handled this.
The Times didn't mention the anti-Somali racism. WaPo simply said Trump "revealed his thoughts about Somalia."
WaPo cited Trump praising Hell's Angels without noting he did it while attacking "vicious people" from "the Congo."
An alternate universe
handled this.
The Times didn't mention the anti-Somali racism. WaPo simply said Trump "revealed his thoughts about Somalia."
WaPo cited Trump praising Hell's Angels without noting he did it while attacking "vicious people" from "the Congo."
An alternate universe
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Shitty newspapers, shitty editors, shitty publishers, shitty values.
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So far the "Board of Peace" is Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu.
Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.
Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 AM
So far the "Board of Peace" is Trump, Orban, Lukaschenko and Netanyahu.
Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.
Which if you wrote in a satire would be considered too outlandish and sent back.
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Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.
perhaps it is not a prudent choice for a country, indeed. countries, though ...
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 5:58 PM
perhaps it is not a prudent choice for a country, indeed. countries, though ...
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cannot be overstated how much conservative ideology is almost identical to the worldview of a rapist
US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent:
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
What I am urging everyone here to do is sit back, take a deep breath, and let things play out. The worst thing countries can do is escalate against the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
cannot be overstated how much conservative ideology is almost identical to the worldview of a rapist
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)