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Elle
@jkellemnop.bsky.social
34 • she/her • Midwest but in an east coast way 🤞🏻😷
I always have to pick the most fucked up thing for my yearly crochet project!
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Why does something always have to happen right before I leave for a work trip? Last time it was my oven breaking and this time Shadow had to be taken to the vet because he kept vomiting 😭
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I have a friend request on Discord and idk who it is so sound off if you’re EarthAngel pls
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Today is the start of #BlackHistoryMonth in the US. It is also the anniversary of #OtD 1 Feb 1960 in Greensboro, NC, when four Black college students refused to move from a Woolworth's lunch counter after they were denied service stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1096...
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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nine years old
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Maki Zenin the queen that you are
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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Diseases are spreading in Gaza and medicine prices are extremely high. We urgently need $400 to survive. The situation is dire and unbearable. We are exhausted by illness and fear. Please help us and do not ignore our cries. Every minute matters. Please act now!!!!

gofund.me/78acabc1
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Happy $2.27 January 17, 2006 to all who celebrate

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Coffee Eyes
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January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Seeing Halsey tonight, how long do you think these will last?
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
very cool!
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
My favorite part of my birthday is the Jacquie Lawson ecard my one aunts sends me every year
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Accidentally thrifted a whole outfit today and Joe had to document it. How cool are these boots?!?!?
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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You have heard of Renee Good, but may not have heard of Keith Porter, who was shot & killed by an off duty ICE agent an NYE. Our hearts are with his family & anyone impacted by ICE. Below is a GoFundMe for Keith’s daughters so please donate/share around. ICE needs to go

Link: gofund.me/c2aea3587
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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once again, Eddington is the movie of the moment
January 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM