JJW
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Land lubbers, they will come and they will go..
Mostly to the depths far down below.
You'll go...
Mostly to the depths far down below.
You'll go...
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Land lubbers, they will come and they will go..
Mostly to the depths far down below.
You'll go...
Mostly to the depths far down below.
You'll go...
Sung to the tune of Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, but in a pirate voice:
🎶 Plunder only happens when we’re sailing
Pirates only love you when they're parlaying 🎶
🎶 Plunder only happens when we’re sailing
Pirates only love you when they're parlaying 🎶
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Sung to the tune of Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, but in a pirate voice:
🎶 Plunder only happens when we’re sailing
Pirates only love you when they're parlaying 🎶
🎶 Plunder only happens when we’re sailing
Pirates only love you when they're parlaying 🎶
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Wikipedia never fails to deliver: there is a “List of people named in the Epstein files” entry. Which I can now say 2. An acquaintance used to work for Musk. I met the Dalai Lama once and have been within metres of Lavrov at a UNODC event.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Wikipedia never fails to deliver: there is a “List of people named in the Epstein files” entry. Which I can now say 2. An acquaintance used to work for Musk. I met the Dalai Lama once and have been within metres of Lavrov at a UNODC event.
dude looks like a temu jonah hill
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
dude looks like a temu jonah hill
I mean, it'd be great if AI could do things no one wants to do. Like, I dunno, pick up dog shit or work in marketing (🙄).
But it can't, and these chumps don't even provide a compelling alternative vision other than being a set of eyeballs for more ads.
But it can't, and these chumps don't even provide a compelling alternative vision other than being a set of eyeballs for more ads.
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I mean, it'd be great if AI could do things no one wants to do. Like, I dunno, pick up dog shit or work in marketing (🙄).
But it can't, and these chumps don't even provide a compelling alternative vision other than being a set of eyeballs for more ads.
But it can't, and these chumps don't even provide a compelling alternative vision other than being a set of eyeballs for more ads.
An evening well spent. First batch of marines finally ready for washing and necrons primed. I have so much plastic (and metal) crack to paint.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 AM
An evening well spent. First batch of marines finally ready for washing and necrons primed. I have so much plastic (and metal) crack to paint.
Also: be safe, look after one another and yourselves. Film any cops doing dodgy things. Remember you’re there to protest hate and violence, so bring some love and care tonight.
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Also: be safe, look after one another and yourselves. Film any cops doing dodgy things. Remember you’re there to protest hate and violence, so bring some love and care tonight.
Reminders for all my Melbourne activist friends: all cops are bastards, don’t get kettled on Princes Bridge, use water to wash pepper spray out your eyes.
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Reminders for all my Melbourne activist friends: all cops are bastards, don’t get kettled on Princes Bridge, use water to wash pepper spray out your eyes.
if the trench knife is embedded in the wall, how will elon pull it out? he's not arthur, son of uther pendragon, from the castle of camelot, king of the britons, defeater of the saxons, sovereign of all england!
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
if the trench knife is embedded in the wall, how will elon pull it out? he's not arthur, son of uther pendragon, from the castle of camelot, king of the britons, defeater of the saxons, sovereign of all england!
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We took over MPavilion on Tuesday night. Writers were writing in the golden light of a magnificent Melbourne evening in the cozy confines of Tadao Ando's concrete canopy.
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
We took over MPavilion on Tuesday night. Writers were writing in the golden light of a magnificent Melbourne evening in the cozy confines of Tadao Ando's concrete canopy.
It's a common misconception Wuthering Heights was set in the West Yorkshire moors. A close reading of Emily Brontë's masterpiece reveals that, despite never having traveled there and it being highly unlikely for her to have heard of it, the location was actually Currumbin Valley, Queensland.
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It's a common misconception Wuthering Heights was set in the West Yorkshire moors. A close reading of Emily Brontë's masterpiece reveals that, despite never having traveled there and it being highly unlikely for her to have heard of it, the location was actually Currumbin Valley, Queensland.
Alternatively, they could halve the load on the sewerage system by banning Shane Jones and his bloviated bowels from the greater Wellington region for the foreseeable future.
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Alternatively, they could halve the load on the sewerage system by banning Shane Jones and his bloviated bowels from the greater Wellington region for the foreseeable future.