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JJW @jjw.wtf · Apr 2
Send me your silica gel packets 🤤
Startup idea: skeet shooting GPUs. Rather than clay pigeons, fling DGX H200s to blast with an antique Winchester. A more environmentally and ethically sustainable way to deploy compute.
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Did Trump wear a blue dress too?
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Doing a ram raid does sound like a lot of fun.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Fix & Fogg Cookie Time Peanut Butter gives me life
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Pretty sure I just heard a guy on the train say “it feels like spiders are crawling out my dick hole”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
So this story about the nz cop who got a speeding ticket… it’s obvious PR distraction fluff, right? Cops, my friends, take the lashings and do better you dumb fucks.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Bring back larders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I wonder how many emails jeevacation@gmail.com has gotten in the last 48 hours.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
WHY WOULD YOU RUN YOUR SUPER SECRET PEDO SEX TRAFFICKING RING VIA GMAIL!?!
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Went to make the joke about Trump going to have to invade somewhere today but Betoota way ahead as per usual

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November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
God these emails...
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gareth Morgan tips plunger coffee grinds down the sink.
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“Laissez-les manger un gâteau étoilé au Michelin”

— Christopher Luxon in his strongest New Zealand accent
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh brother. I forgot to drink some Chi (the drink that knows its own name) when I was last in NZ.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Can’t wait to be able to plug a generative AI model straight into my brain and drop a massive dose LSD so my hallucinations can hallucinate.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Opens up a New Zealand news website:

Police don’t tend to act in ways which would dispel the notion that all cops are bastards, huh.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lmao why would @bellingcat.com want a fighter jet? Come on Russia, at least try to frame them for something believable.
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Shrek Bible Studies was both ahead of its time and grossly blasphemous. I make no apologies for either of these things.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Cool cool cool cool cool
Not mentioned: the law creates a framework for surveillance of people's vehicle movements and allows the data captured to be shared with the Police and intelligence agencies. (see section 65ZF(3)). No explicit protection against capturing faces and sharing those.

legislation.govt.nz/bill/governm...
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
A mature conversation with Luxon about asset sales looks a lot like that meme of Bugs Bunny saying “no”.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
This year I’m doing NaNoRiPoMo: National No Rings of Power Month.

Take that, Sauron.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The five biggest banks in NZ are set to collectively gouge almost $10 billion profit out of Kiwis this financial year. They all do the same thing. They all offer the same service. Why don’t we just have one nationalised bank? This is so fucking stupid.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Happy birthday Melbourne trams.
The public transport punt that changed Melbourne
Melbourne's history with trams goes back 140 years. The city got its first tram in 1885 and the fleet has grown to become the world's largest tram network.
www.abc.net.au
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Reposted by JJW
“We can remove the financial incentive platforms currently have to keep kids locked in and doom scrolling risky content.”
Five ways to fix social media for teens without a ban (and Australia can still do them all)
www.crikey.com.au
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My microplastics are telling me its time for bed.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM