Don’t worry, Tim. As per your signed contract we are totally within our rights to use anecdotes relating to your employment for promotional purposes, should they be humorous enough. Try not to shit yourself in the Christmas party again.

You’re hired.

Wasn’t this Black Mirror?

Death by NIMBY

My only information is that everyone else in the world gets very confused when I use it.

Home invasion sounds cool, but I don’t think I’d like to be on either side of one.

Just roll with it Nat. We live in the mirror world now.

This is not an ad, but if either company wants to pay me I will gladly take the cash.

This is well written bleakness. I’m gonna stare off into the middle distance in silence for a while now.

No. What. Why would you say that?

Fuck pantries

not running a pedo sex trafficking ring in the first place would be best option

DAKKA