Your Favorite Spider
@jirff.bsky.social
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everyone's gonna have to start writing consensual mechsploitation
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
everyone's gonna have to start writing consensual mechsploitation
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I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..
This actually works, but only on Linux models
No, I think it’s great that you have an AI boyfriend, I’m just concerned if you keep shoving zinc into your usb-c port so he can shoot thick ropes, you might void the warranty?
August 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This actually works, but only on Linux models
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That degree of separation from guild to mercenary allows for enough plausible deniability to encourage the trickery and subterfuge found throughout, well, any two groups of people.
I really should do a page about the Questing Economy, it’s fun stuff.
I really should do a page about the Questing Economy, it’s fun stuff.
July 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That degree of separation from guild to mercenary allows for enough plausible deniability to encourage the trickery and subterfuge found throughout, well, any two groups of people.
I really should do a page about the Questing Economy, it’s fun stuff.
I really should do a page about the Questing Economy, it’s fun stuff.
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Tanned skin and pale hair means this elf lives somewhere in the middle of her Wyrdwood Tree, meaning she had to climb down to the base to get the root burgers, then back up to the canopy to deliver ‘em.
Hence, thighs.
Hence, thighs.
July 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Tanned skin and pale hair means this elf lives somewhere in the middle of her Wyrdwood Tree, meaning she had to climb down to the base to get the root burgers, then back up to the canopy to deliver ‘em.
Hence, thighs.
Hence, thighs.
I didn't need to be called out like that
July 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I didn't need to be called out like that
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn girl aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare you here to fix my keyboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase it's broken
July 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn girl aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare you here to fix my keyboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase it's broken
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Seriously, they did not need to give this thing those slutty hips and waist, and then call it an ESCORT
I can not and will not stop lewding the robots
July 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Seriously, they did not need to give this thing those slutty hips and waist, and then call it an ESCORT
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June 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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All the genitals and tentacles one could want and there’s still a prostitution guild?
One can only imagine the prowess.
One can only imagine the prowess.
June 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
All the genitals and tentacles one could want and there’s still a prostitution guild?
One can only imagine the prowess.
One can only imagine the prowess.
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
June 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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Throw me into an electronics recycling center and I'll come back pregnant
June 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Throw me into an electronics recycling center and I'll come back pregnant
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
May 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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As we all know, the higher a damsel is kept in a tower, the longer and quicker their hair grows.
Using damsel hair as stuffing for bedding, pillows and cushions, even the dingiest inn or most rural farmer has access to quality furniture and a soft night’s sleep.
Using damsel hair as stuffing for bedding, pillows and cushions, even the dingiest inn or most rural farmer has access to quality furniture and a soft night’s sleep.
May 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
As we all know, the higher a damsel is kept in a tower, the longer and quicker their hair grows.
Using damsel hair as stuffing for bedding, pillows and cushions, even the dingiest inn or most rural farmer has access to quality furniture and a soft night’s sleep.
Using damsel hair as stuffing for bedding, pillows and cushions, even the dingiest inn or most rural farmer has access to quality furniture and a soft night’s sleep.
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Nice parallel with SINNERS.
April 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nice parallel with SINNERS.