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Jinx Hell
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Cryptids > crypto.
January 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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ADHD executive dysfunction is like those last minute video game patches where they nerf overpowered characters by adding the most random limitations. "You can master any skill you want, but require heroic doses of pharmaceutical grade meth in order to perform the basic tasks needed for survival"
January 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
An infinite sprawling landscape of florescent reflection on poured concrete floors. A whole isle of american flags sheathed in plastic with prominent promise of a better (worse) future. A cacophony of blithering beeping with shouts of an open self checkout (the only kind left)

Welcome to Walmart.
December 31, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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You've got this Sheila! Just remember, new year new ewe!
December 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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I can tell Bluesky definitely has the juice when it's finally big enough that I can have someone with no IT experience argue with me about my area of expertise, get super mad, then send me a DM so unhinged that I know it's meant to be an scathing insult but I have genuinely no idea what it means.
December 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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people tell you the best thing about having written a book is getting to call yourself a published author or sharing your vision with the world but really the best thing about having written a book is that you don't have to write it anymore
December 30, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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*sees someone wearing a nasa shirt*

“oh, you like nasa? name 3 songs.”
December 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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I could never come up with a better description of this week’s youtube video, check it out for yourself here:
youtu.be/gDMWnKsF3rE
December 14, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Sure, skydiving and motorbike racing are cool, but have you ever felt the raw rush of adrenaline when someone in the house says "Oh, I need a cable for this" and you KNOW you have that exact cable sitting in your spare cable and adaptor box?
December 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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I love a good graph. Always send me good graphs if you see one.
December 12, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Having computer problems. Every search result leads me to Q&A forums where 5 year old posts have answers like “Your computer is haunted by ghosts and goblins. It belongs to them now. Throw your laptop into a volcano. Abandon all technology and become a hunter gatherer”
December 10, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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The issue causing double notifications to be sent out is fixed!

It was HIGHLY technical, but if you must know:
The "old computer in my garage" that the notification server used to run on "restarted itself last night" and I "forgot to turn disable auto start when the computer turns on"
December 10, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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My favourite tech troubleshoot is trying to pinpoint a weird noise coming from your PC and eventually realizing it's just your tinnitus
December 7, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???

Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM