Jim Kogutkiewicz
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I chugged one of these after every basketball practice in 5th grade because Dominique Wilkins drank one after playing basketball in the Minute Maid commercial. Every single time I got a tummy ache as my friend's dad drove us home but I was practicing the Dominique way. I had to do it.
Minute Maid Orange Soda (1985-2005): An orange soda from Coca-Cola, the first and flagship fruit soda under the Minute Maid label. It was initially tested out in Washington D.C. and the mid-Atlantic region before going national, and the original formula even contained 10% real orange juice
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I chugged one of these after every basketball practice in 5th grade because Dominique Wilkins drank one after playing basketball in the Minute Maid commercial. Every single time I got a tummy ache as my friend's dad drove us home but I was practicing the Dominique way. I had to do it.
Dare to be Stupid and Eat It. Like a Surgeon, I Lost on Jeopardy. Then there’s his original Star Wars twist on iconic rock and roll, using The Kinks for Yoda. “I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah …”
This is only area I will stump for Gen X exceptionalism.
This is only area I will stump for Gen X exceptionalism.
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Dare to be Stupid and Eat It. Like a Surgeon, I Lost on Jeopardy. Then there’s his original Star Wars twist on iconic rock and roll, using The Kinks for Yoda. “I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah …”
This is only area I will stump for Gen X exceptionalism.
This is only area I will stump for Gen X exceptionalism.
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Dare to Be Stupid. Made Mark Mothersbaugh furious because he felt it was better than any actual Devo song.
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Dare to Be Stupid. Made Mark Mothersbaugh furious because he felt it was better than any actual Devo song.
B: “Mary Carrillo used to do the culture segments. Now it’s Tucci.”
Me: “Look, nothing against Mary Carrillo, but this is the TOOCH!”
Just a little slice of life for ya from a couple of real geniuses over here.
Me: “Look, nothing against Mary Carrillo, but this is the TOOCH!”
Just a little slice of life for ya from a couple of real geniuses over here.
February 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
B: “Mary Carrillo used to do the culture segments. Now it’s Tucci.”
Me: “Look, nothing against Mary Carrillo, but this is the TOOCH!”
Just a little slice of life for ya from a couple of real geniuses over here.
Me: “Look, nothing against Mary Carrillo, but this is the TOOCH!”
Just a little slice of life for ya from a couple of real geniuses over here.
Wiping tears from my eyes watching the monobob, a word I had never heard until this morning.
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Wiping tears from my eyes watching the monobob, a word I had never heard until this morning.
Every Bucks fan of a certain age when they see where on the floor in Philadelphia Big Dog made this from.
February 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Every Bucks fan of a certain age when they see where on the floor in Philadelphia Big Dog made this from.
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
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This is a Sanford & Son insult.
My sister is at her man’s house and she found this in his snack stash. Y’all eating this?
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
This is a Sanford & Son insult.
My mom has invited me to lunch today at an Applebee's near her senior apartment. My only fear is that I won't be able to order the O-M Cheeseburger while keeping a straight face.
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My mom has invited me to lunch today at an Applebee's near her senior apartment. My only fear is that I won't be able to order the O-M Cheeseburger while keeping a straight face.
Bit of a sloppy track at Grimsby.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Bit of a sloppy track at Grimsby.
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Grimsby and Wolves playing on the kind of pitch you don’t see much anymore, vaguely green in spots, pockmarked and brown everywhere else, and a moat of rutted, gloopy mud in front of goal. The style of play is as attractive as that sounds.
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Grimsby and Wolves playing on the kind of pitch you don’t see much anymore, vaguely green in spots, pockmarked and brown everywhere else, and a moat of rutted, gloopy mud in front of goal. The style of play is as attractive as that sounds.
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The 2026 Barkley Marathons began with one of the strongest fields ever. The starting field came from 15 Counties as well as 15 States, and included ten women. The course seemed not to care. Over 70% of the field is done. #BM100
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The 2026 Barkley Marathons began with one of the strongest fields ever. The starting field came from 15 Counties as well as 15 States, and included ten women. The course seemed not to care. Over 70% of the field is done. #BM100
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Liverpool. Better than you think.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Liverpool. Better than you think.
Gakpo was clearly offside, but it’s striking how dependent the referee and linesmen are on VAR. To flag for offside after the player checks your flag, sees none, then starts celebrating is wild business.
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Gakpo was clearly offside, but it’s striking how dependent the referee and linesmen are on VAR. To flag for offside after the player checks your flag, sees none, then starts celebrating is wild business.
Dom belongs in midfield, even with the injuries. LFG
February 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Dom belongs in midfield, even with the injuries. LFG
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I think stuff like this should be taken seriously, but what she’s actually been doing is making Starship Troopers-style videos so weird Trump wants to know what the hell is going on with them while her boyfriend, whose status as a government employee is … vague, plots her future presidency.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I think stuff like this should be taken seriously, but what she’s actually been doing is making Starship Troopers-style videos so weird Trump wants to know what the hell is going on with them while her boyfriend, whose status as a government employee is … vague, plots her future presidency.
Watching Burton Albion in extra time in the Cup because Brewers season starts now. They even have their own Barrel Man.
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Watching Burton Albion in extra time in the Cup because Brewers season starts now. They even have their own Barrel Man.
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
My Bucks group chats after 24 hours, two games, 59 minutes, 8-14 from three, 36 points, 14 boards, 6 assists, 4 blocks and two wins from Ousmane Dieng.
a cartoon of spongebob being examined by a doctor with a knife
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob being examined by a doctor with defibrillator paddles. SpongeBob gets the paddles and jumps up on the examining table.
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February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
My Bucks group chats after 24 hours, two games, 59 minutes, 8-14 from three, 36 points, 14 boards, 6 assists, 4 blocks and two wins from Ousmane Dieng.
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i understand not everyone has caught Ousmane fever but keep in mind:
- The pick swap complicates things
- There's already 6 teams with at least 8 more losses than you
- All 6 of those teams are outwardly tanking
At best you're looking at 7th highest lottery odds if you chose to just start losing
- The pick swap complicates things
- There's already 6 teams with at least 8 more losses than you
- All 6 of those teams are outwardly tanking
At best you're looking at 7th highest lottery odds if you chose to just start losing
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i understand not everyone has caught Ousmane fever but keep in mind:
- The pick swap complicates things
- There's already 6 teams with at least 8 more losses than you
- All 6 of those teams are outwardly tanking
At best you're looking at 7th highest lottery odds if you chose to just start losing
- The pick swap complicates things
- There's already 6 teams with at least 8 more losses than you
- All 6 of those teams are outwardly tanking
At best you're looking at 7th highest lottery odds if you chose to just start losing
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When Ousmane Dieng goes 20-20 and sends the top-seeded Pistons home in an elimination game >>>
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
When Ousmane Dieng goes 20-20 and sends the top-seeded Pistons home in an elimination game >>>