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Little Jimi Alice
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Heckling Socrates
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Additional dialectical gags can be explored at comicskingdom.com/bizarro

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December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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My merch is all 25% off today! Or wait until tomorrow when it drops to 20% off.
TheAwkwardStore.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Not another personality!
Sagittarius: This is a good week for self care. And maybe some clean clothes, mouthwash, and a new personality.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tradition!
“And an ‘Oh, @#*1!’ to you too!!!” Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! 😂🦃🧡
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Still thinking about the Thanksgiving Oreos?
It’s been 3 1/2 hours and I still can’t get the taste out of my mouth!!!
😂 @amerrill2.bsky.social being a delight for 4 minutes, even if this Oreos are distinctly not

youtu.be/hhmaS75vtbI?...
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Feels true
Sagittarius: Your family has already planted a tree on the spot where you're to be buried. It's nothing sinister exactly they just all agree it should be "so big and hungry for [you]." Little bit sinister.
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Snoopy in the streets (friendly, outgoing, mischievous). Garfield in the sheets (napping for hours, covered in lasagna)…
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I love what they do.
Today we are mailing out our Annual Appeal. It is the ONLY time of the year we ask for donations. Please consider helping us reach even more kids. To make an online donation, use the DONATE button at aliceskids.org To pay by check, mail it to PO Box 60, Mount Vernon, VA 22121.
Alice's Kids
Alice’s Kids provides targeted financial assistance to children in need in the hopes of boosting their self-esteem.
aliceskids.org
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Yes, we have bats in our belfry and skeletons in our closet. You’ll find out where we keep our zombies too, if you keep nosing around.
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Good instructions for just about everything
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Important bad decisions coming right up!
Sagittarius: The celestial energy is indicating the moment has come to make some important decisions. Apparently the celestial energy has forgotten that you suck at that.
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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The food pantry I volunteer at was hit by these cuts, and the difference in the amount of quality food we’re able to offer is dramatic. So many great programs to get fresh food to people while supporting local producers were enacted during the pandemic, and all those gains have been lost
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the 94 million pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the #Trump administration’s cuts to The Emergency Food Assistance Program.

My latest video for @propublica.org.
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Sagittarius: Today’s planetary configuration resembles a middle finger but it’s probably nothing.
October 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Remember, even in the worst of times someone turns a profit. #RuleOfAcquisition 162
October 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It me
🌵☠️

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October 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I am canceling tonight's antifa pot luck due to the tumor I got from taking the measles vaccine. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
October 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'd prefer the latter
Sagittarius: Stay alert to what's going on around you this week. You might find new love, or avoid being mowed down by a guy trying to shave while driving.
October 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I wonder sometimes
I’ve failed so many picture captchas, that at this point I have to assume I’m a robot that my parents built.
October 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Literally this
For WE THE PEOPLE, it is the CORRUPTION we detest,
NOT the political party.
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Say the password “brainworm” to purchase Tylenol at our gift shop.
September 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM