solstice can’t come soon enough
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
solstice can’t come soon enough
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You, parched of swag: Is that a—
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You, parched of swag: Is that a—
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
roth is so right these are profoundly friend shaped animals
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
roth is so right these are profoundly friend shaped animals
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“i found out u were coming so i hung up the picture of that guy u like 👉👈”
DAWG
DAWG
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“i found out u were coming so i hung up the picture of that guy u like 👉👈”
DAWG
DAWG
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im killing myself
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
im killing myself
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every regulation is written in blood
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
every regulation is written in blood
been having a late morning snickerdoodle and let me tell you folks, it’s nice
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
been having a late morning snickerdoodle and let me tell you folks, it’s nice
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lordy
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lordy
me, a year later: going back for more seasonal cold one
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
me, a year later: going back for more seasonal cold one
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Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
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Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
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every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again
March 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again
*explaining a patty melt to an american* imagine a burger
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
*explaining a patty melt to an american* imagine a burger
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Every regulation written in blood
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Every regulation written in blood
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
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Daily red panda
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Daily red panda
damn you mean this guy might not have had our best interests at heart?
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
damn you mean this guy might not have had our best interests at heart?
okay so the economy crashing isn’t all bad
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
okay so the economy crashing isn’t all bad
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hell yeah this is sick
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hell yeah this is sick
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another dub for chili's grill and bar feed
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
another dub for chili's grill and bar feed
new mountain goats good 👍
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
new mountain goats good 👍