Johnny Esfeller IV
@jhesfeller.bsky.social
Girl dad, PR guy and Disney/Marvel/Star Wars nerd. I also love puzzles and Lego. Proud alum of South Alabama and Alabama. RTR
I didnt realize Roadblock from G.I. Joe was a real person
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I didnt realize Roadblock from G.I. Joe was a real person
Post something random or you'll have an awful December?
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December?
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
Here you go, a Russell Wilson signed IMG Academies Madden Football Academy t-shirt that was never claimed in a giveaway.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
No bright ideas here, just a mentally challenged cat.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No bright ideas here, just a mentally challenged cat.
Watching young people work out and trying to do the idiotic shit they see on TikTok is frustrating. Just the most needlessly complicated BS. If you, as a novice trying to get 'beach muscle' thinks you need to "work my scapula," then log off. Go read old articles on T-Nation. You will be better off.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Watching young people work out and trying to do the idiotic shit they see on TikTok is frustrating. Just the most needlessly complicated BS. If you, as a novice trying to get 'beach muscle' thinks you need to "work my scapula," then log off. Go read old articles on T-Nation. You will be better off.
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i’m excited that a bunch of deranged college football programs are doing coaching searches at the same time
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i’m excited that a bunch of deranged college football programs are doing coaching searches at the same time
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let the guardians take steroids
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
let the guardians take steroids
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HEY VOLSSSSSS
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
HEY VOLSSSSSS
I was reminded Stranger Things is finally airing a season later this year. Then it also occurred to me, "holy shit that show started while Obama was still in office." Although I think season 1 did literally open the Upside Down in real life.
September 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was reminded Stranger Things is finally airing a season later this year. Then it also occurred to me, "holy shit that show started while Obama was still in office." Although I think season 1 did literally open the Upside Down in real life.
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still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial
September 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial
Well suddenly getting targeted ads to check my eligibility for Canadian citizenship wasnt on the bingo card. I am between wondering "what did I search for that?" and "is this an omen?"
September 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well suddenly getting targeted ads to check my eligibility for Canadian citizenship wasnt on the bingo card. I am between wondering "what did I search for that?" and "is this an omen?"
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People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
September 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
This hideous jacket McAfee is wearing on Gameday looks like the French flag.
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This hideous jacket McAfee is wearing on Gameday looks like the French flag.
There is ANOTHER Grammatica kicking at USF?! This has to be one of their kids, right?
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
There is ANOTHER Grammatica kicking at USF?! This has to be one of their kids, right?
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Bowling Green’s social media folks understand what we want, and it’s Pudge.
August 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Bowling Green’s social media folks understand what we want, and it’s Pudge.
The only reason I think our electricity bill isn't bankrupting us at the moment is that its rained so much, our sprinklers never had to be turned on this summer. So our water bill is way, way down
August 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The only reason I think our electricity bill isn't bankrupting us at the moment is that its rained so much, our sprinklers never had to be turned on this summer. So our water bill is way, way down
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There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
I won't tolerate Jason Benetti slander. He called some IMG Academy games when he was at ESPN and he appreciated my media notes and pronunciation guide more than anyone. Never screwed up a name. Great guy, all-around pro.
July 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I won't tolerate Jason Benetti slander. He called some IMG Academy games when he was at ESPN and he appreciated my media notes and pronunciation guide more than anyone. Never screwed up a name. Great guy, all-around pro.
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What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent mediocre pizza meal?
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud
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July 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent mediocre pizza meal?
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The Bucs' home opener against the Jets on September 21 will mark the first time in nearly five decades that they've taken the field in their complete original 1976 uniform.
July 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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