Jess Liotta 🍄
@jessliotta.bsky.social
Dual class 🇺🇸/🇮🇹 (siciliana, e imparando italiano). I’m a mushroom forager, parent to two very cool kids, silken windhound owner, and food obsessive; be ready for me to be annoying about all the above. PNW now, CA before, PNW before that. She/her
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In our Tokyo hotel room the toilet lid opened automatically a couple seconds after entering the WC, with a timing that seemed PRECISELY calculated to make you jump and go "AAaugh!!!"
I called it the Sirius Cybernetics toilet all week; I swear the damn thing was CHEERFUL. Somehow.
I called it the Sirius Cybernetics toilet all week; I swear the damn thing was CHEERFUL. Somehow.
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
In our Tokyo hotel room the toilet lid opened automatically a couple seconds after entering the WC, with a timing that seemed PRECISELY calculated to make you jump and go "AAaugh!!!"
I called it the Sirius Cybernetics toilet all week; I swear the damn thing was CHEERFUL. Somehow.
I called it the Sirius Cybernetics toilet all week; I swear the damn thing was CHEERFUL. Somehow.
I brought back 8 liters of Kit Kats and I regret nothing*
*actually slightly more bc I had a few bags for Caper’s dog sitter and the other silken folks that I distributed this morning
*actually slightly more bc I had a few bags for Caper’s dog sitter and the other silken folks that I distributed this morning
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I brought back 8 liters of Kit Kats and I regret nothing*
*actually slightly more bc I had a few bags for Caper’s dog sitter and the other silken folks that I distributed this morning
*actually slightly more bc I had a few bags for Caper’s dog sitter and the other silken folks that I distributed this morning
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
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Pumpkin Spice Morchellaceae
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Pumpkin Spice Morchellaceae
I have a 13 year old whose special interest is the marine science and whose favorite ocean animal category is siphonophores, so… I reckon I am in the 99th percentile of hearing about siphonophores lol. Join me!
(They’re really very very cool!!)
(They’re really very very cool!!)
Sorry I haven't been posting a lot, been super busy! Meet Siphonophores! #LetsChangeThat
February 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I have a 13 year old whose special interest is the marine science and whose favorite ocean animal category is siphonophores, so… I reckon I am in the 99th percentile of hearing about siphonophores lol. Join me!
(They’re really very very cool!!)
(They’re really very very cool!!)
Landed in Seattle from Tokyo, but that’s not important. Look! Even though it was a HA coded flight they ran it on Alaska metal, specifically one of the new 787s with the super sharp international livery. #avgeek time
February 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Landed in Seattle from Tokyo, but that’s not important. Look! Even though it was a HA coded flight they ran it on Alaska metal, specifically one of the new 787s with the super sharp international livery. #avgeek time
Okay, I appreciate that this ryokan came in during dinner and tucked fuzzy hot water bottles into the foot of the beds. Much cozy, v hospitality, etc. But Jesus fuckin CHRIST I sincerely thought for a second that I had just extended my feet into some kind of Creature and nearly had a cardiac event
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Okay, I appreciate that this ryokan came in during dinner and tucked fuzzy hot water bottles into the foot of the beds. Much cozy, v hospitality, etc. But Jesus fuckin CHRIST I sincerely thought for a second that I had just extended my feet into some kind of Creature and nearly had a cardiac event
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shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
This is the bath on the balcony attached to the semi outdoor shower, overlooking a pleasant river and surrounded by birds. Later there will be a delicious kaiseki dinner. Promised land confirmed
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
This is the bath on the balcony attached to the semi outdoor shower, overlooking a pleasant river and surrounded by birds. Later there will be a delicious kaiseki dinner. Promised land confirmed
It’s our last night in Japan and we are on an adorable tiny red bus being taken to an onsen ryokan up in the hills, I feel like I’m approaching the promised land
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
It’s our last night in Japan and we are on an adorable tiny red bus being taken to an onsen ryokan up in the hills, I feel like I’m approaching the promised land
Wow neat!!
Researchers determined artifacts in a Central Oregon Cave are the oldest known examples of sewn hide. They date back more than 12,000 years and could be an example of late Ice-Age clothing.
Artifacts from Oregon cave example of oldest known sewn material
The two pieces of animal skin, joined by a strip of cord, date back more than 12,000 years.
www.opb.org
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Wow neat!!
(It’s been a splendid time)
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
(It’s been a splendid time)
I need to figure out how to become a professional business-trip-wife activities coordinator; tagging along on Katie’s Japan trip and planning all our evening activities / transit / food reservations / snacks / etc so they don’t have to think about any of it is the part I was born to play
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I need to figure out how to become a professional business-trip-wife activities coordinator; tagging along on Katie’s Japan trip and planning all our evening activities / transit / food reservations / snacks / etc so they don’t have to think about any of it is the part I was born to play
I cannot recommend watching the video of this talk highly enough; it is a captivating tale told with skill and delight. Solid joyful anecdote amidst the Horrors
over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
Wes Cook and the Centralia McDonald's Mural
A personal story about discovering a mural in a McDonald's, an unknown artist named Wes Cook, saving the mural, and a conference talk about the whole thing.
cabel.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I cannot recommend watching the video of this talk highly enough; it is a captivating tale told with skill and delight. Solid joyful anecdote amidst the Horrors
God damn, Federal Way continuing to not beat any of the allegations
Wow. He was removed from his position in a Seattle suburb for supporting a student walkout against ICE. Looks like sweeping change will have to come to the Federal Way City Council, and oust the 4 pro-ICE councilmembers.
On a 4-3 vote, Federal Way Councilmember Martin Moore was just removed from his position as Council President.
Longtime Councilmember Susan Honda was voted in to replace him.
Longtime Councilmember Susan Honda was voted in to replace him.
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
God damn, Federal Way continuing to not beat any of the allegations
Citrus 1: Fine, like if I bought it at a CA farmers market I wouldn’t be mad about it but I’d prob pick a different stand next time
Kumquats: Pretty good!
Citrus 2: OUTSTANDING
And… I regret to inform the $12 strawberries rivaled the best in season berries from home, pure witchcraft, like wtf
Kumquats: Pretty good!
Citrus 2: OUTSTANDING
And… I regret to inform the $12 strawberries rivaled the best in season berries from home, pure witchcraft, like wtf
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Citrus 1: Fine, like if I bought it at a CA farmers market I wouldn’t be mad about it but I’d prob pick a different stand next time
Kumquats: Pretty good!
Citrus 2: OUTSTANDING
And… I regret to inform the $12 strawberries rivaled the best in season berries from home, pure witchcraft, like wtf
Kumquats: Pretty good!
Citrus 2: OUTSTANDING
And… I regret to inform the $12 strawberries rivaled the best in season berries from home, pure witchcraft, like wtf
I ended up wandering around Harajuku kind of by accident and I keep thinking that as much as Caper would love this, Harajuku would love him EVEN MORE
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I ended up wandering around Harajuku kind of by accident and I keep thinking that as much as Caper would love this, Harajuku would love him EVEN MORE
I have completed my favorite tourism task at nearly any destination: Bringing a small suitcase to a nice supermarket and stocking the hell up. Cannot recommend this activity highly enough
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I have completed my favorite tourism task at nearly any destination: Bringing a small suitcase to a nice supermarket and stocking the hell up. Cannot recommend this activity highly enough
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Today in the Tokyo snow, ume blossom festival edition (2/2)
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Today in the Tokyo snow, ume blossom festival edition (2/2)
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Well gosh today sure was something (1/2)
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Well gosh today sure was something (1/2)
Well gosh today sure was something (1/2)
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Well gosh today sure was something (1/2)
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