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Jesse Rogala
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Multimedia Editor at The San Francisco Standard.

Amateur blacksmith, lover of breakfast foods.
A chicken spending its whole day vaping and scrolling TikTok call it Hen Z
December 23, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Stop what you are doing and read this devastatingly important article from David Sjostedt Noah Baustin and @allaboutgeorge.com

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SF is losing a generation of Black men to overdoses. It’s worse here than anywhere
San Francisco is losing a generation of elder Black men to the deadly fentanyl overdose crisis. It's worse here than anywhere.
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December 20, 2024 at 5:27 PM
The Niners FINALLY showed up to play this past Sunday - join The Standard's sports reporters David Lombardi and Tim Kawakami RIGHT NOW to ask any questions you have about the game and the season:

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Kawakami & Lombardi Talk 49ers
San Francisco Standard sports columnists Tim Kawakami and David Lombardi discuss the Niners' 2024 season.
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December 10, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
The fact that a man got assassinated and the internet is roasting him because he was a healthcare CEO is wild and also very 2024 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Social Media Has Little Sympathy for Murdered Health Insurance Exec
Americans on social media showed virtually no sympathy for the apparently targeted killing of UnitedHealthcare's CEO by mystery gunman in New York.
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December 5, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Hundreds of astrobiologists, space engineers, alien researchers, and UFO hunters descended on the Bay Area last month for two unrelated events.

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Alien hunters invade the Bay
With public interest in all things celestial at a high, hundreds of researchers and enthusiasts descended recently on the Bay Area, long a place where real science and fringe science comfortably coexi...
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December 2, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Wilson wanted to show you his holiday bandana and also hopes you have a great Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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in canada we call today yankee thanky
November 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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“One clove of garlic” lol
November 28, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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This is the Thanksgiving liberals want
November 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
My toxic trait is thinking I can finish all the sides before the turkey's done. Currently accepting thoughts and prayers
November 28, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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alright i stopped and collaborated what was that last part i wasn’t listening
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
This Thanksgiving, remember - leftovers are for quitters
November 27, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.
November 25, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Me to my bags before dropping them off with a wish and a prayer.

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a man talking to a woman with the words i 'm afraid i 'll never see you again above him
ALT: a man talking to a woman with the words i 'm afraid i 'll never see you again above him
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November 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Come watch Bay Area sports legends David Lombardi and Tim Kawakami discuss all things Niners in ten minutes! Sign up to ask them questions too!

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Kawakami & Lombardi Talk 49ers
San Francisco Standard sports columnists Tim Kawakami and David Lombardi discuss the Niners' 2024 season.
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November 26, 2024 at 6:49 PM
SF once raided pinball joints like speakeasies. Now there's a 2yr waitlist to play in a print shop basement while crushing PBRs

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The inside story of San Francisco’s rise as a global pinball mecca
Free Gold Watch has been the center of a pinball community that has boomed in San Francisco over the last decade — but only after its owner changed the law.
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November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
In these opening days of Bluesky, can we all just be true to ourselves and admit Seinfeld is not funny
November 24, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Recap the weekend’s game highlights next Tuesday with Tim and David. Sign up below to join our live chat! #bayareasports

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Kawakami & Lombardi Talk 49ers
San Francisco Standard sports columnists Tim Kawakami and David Lombardi discuss the Niners' 2024 season.
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November 23, 2024 at 2:28 AM