Alex Hartmann
@jeshakeoma.bsky.social
Would you rather I speak up or say nothing? I'm rather good at both. Otherwise, I tend to live inside my head. And drink wine.
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I also VERY MUCH stand by the observations about how authoritarianism doesn't always look aesthetically bleak, and it's dangerous to assume it does
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I also VERY MUCH stand by the observations about how authoritarianism doesn't always look aesthetically bleak, and it's dangerous to assume it does
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NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
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so whose fucking last horcrux was Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
so whose fucking last horcrux was Dick Cheney
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#AMomentofJoy cause this is Thriller.
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#AMomentofJoy cause this is Thriller.
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Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”
<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>
Vance spokesperson: No comment.
<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>
Vance spokesperson: No comment.
October 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”
<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>
Vance spokesperson: No comment.
<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>
Vance spokesperson: No comment.
I know far too many people who really, really need this.
October 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I know far too many people who really, really need this.
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Attenborough voice:
Here we are in Edinburgh to witness the big communal bins™️ head off on their adventures, aided by the autumnal winds. Will they topple and empty their contents across the land? Will they fly free, lids flapping into the wind? Or will they smash into a number 124 lothian bus?
Here we are in Edinburgh to witness the big communal bins™️ head off on their adventures, aided by the autumnal winds. Will they topple and empty their contents across the land? Will they fly free, lids flapping into the wind? Or will they smash into a number 124 lothian bus?
October 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Attenborough voice:
Here we are in Edinburgh to witness the big communal bins™️ head off on their adventures, aided by the autumnal winds. Will they topple and empty their contents across the land? Will they fly free, lids flapping into the wind? Or will they smash into a number 124 lothian bus?
Here we are in Edinburgh to witness the big communal bins™️ head off on their adventures, aided by the autumnal winds. Will they topple and empty their contents across the land? Will they fly free, lids flapping into the wind? Or will they smash into a number 124 lothian bus?
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
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As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
Age verification?
"HR Pufnstuf. Who's your friend when things get rough?"
"HR Pufnstuf. Who's your friend when things get rough?"
age verification?
i died of dysentery on the oregon trail
i died of dysentery on the oregon trail
September 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Age verification?
"HR Pufnstuf. Who's your friend when things get rough?"
"HR Pufnstuf. Who's your friend when things get rough?"
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Gun violence sucks.
HOWEVER, if an adult makes it their life's work to sow hate & division & gets hurt as a result, that's on them.
He wasn't a politician, this isn't a federal case, he's not a martyr or a hero.
He was just a guy, standing in front of a crowd, asking them to hate with him.
HOWEVER, if an adult makes it their life's work to sow hate & division & gets hurt as a result, that's on them.
He wasn't a politician, this isn't a federal case, he's not a martyr or a hero.
He was just a guy, standing in front of a crowd, asking them to hate with him.
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gun violence sucks.
HOWEVER, if an adult makes it their life's work to sow hate & division & gets hurt as a result, that's on them.
He wasn't a politician, this isn't a federal case, he's not a martyr or a hero.
He was just a guy, standing in front of a crowd, asking them to hate with him.
HOWEVER, if an adult makes it their life's work to sow hate & division & gets hurt as a result, that's on them.
He wasn't a politician, this isn't a federal case, he's not a martyr or a hero.
He was just a guy, standing in front of a crowd, asking them to hate with him.
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something I love as much as a stuck boat is a Shipping Oops :) this was in the Port of Long Beach today
September 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
something I love as much as a stuck boat is a Shipping Oops :) this was in the Port of Long Beach today
We need more kids in this world named Morticia.
September 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We need more kids in this world named Morticia.
Disney LAND.
September 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Disney LAND.
For those if you who have a bottle of champagne/sparkling wine set aside for That Day, what label is it?
#DingDong #WeekendAtBernies #JustDieAlready #Dolt45
#DingDong #WeekendAtBernies #JustDieAlready #Dolt45
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
For those if you who have a bottle of champagne/sparkling wine set aside for That Day, what label is it?
#DingDong #WeekendAtBernies #JustDieAlready #Dolt45
#DingDong #WeekendAtBernies #JustDieAlready #Dolt45
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
Has anyone here used Google Drive (I know *weeps*) on an iPad? It is closer to the Impossible Dream than reality?
Better question: is there an offline text editor app available for iPad?
Better question: is there an offline text editor app available for iPad?
August 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Has anyone here used Google Drive (I know *weeps*) on an iPad? It is closer to the Impossible Dream than reality?
Better question: is there an offline text editor app available for iPad?
Better question: is there an offline text editor app available for iPad?
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August 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This is an extraordinary article and frankly about damn time. Everyone who wants a little hope should read it.
"Twenty-three Democratic attorneys general now gather on near-daily Zoom calls at 8 AM Pacific, which means the East Coast officials are already on their third coffee. They divide responsibilities and share templates for lawsuits they’ve been drafting since last spring."
It’s Time for Americans to Start Talking About “Soft Secession”
Blue states are finally learning what red states have known all along: you don’t need federal permission to govern.
cmarmitage.substack.com
August 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is an extraordinary article and frankly about damn time. Everyone who wants a little hope should read it.
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I don't know if I believe in voodoo, but...
August 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't know if I believe in voodoo, but...