Jerkface (Jerktweets)
@jerkface.bsky.social
Born of a lowly hat farmer, I wander the internet in search of my destiny.
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<CEO@oil.com>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane"
<secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"
<secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
<CEO@oil.com>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane"
<secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"
<secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"
Twitter is always adding new dumb shit but because i only interact with my follower feed and have tons of shit blocked I dont ever see it, will continue to not see any "certified bangers"
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Twitter is always adding new dumb shit but because i only interact with my follower feed and have tons of shit blocked I dont ever see it, will continue to not see any "certified bangers"
atleast the jays got something from this game (IKF was allowed to feel Ohtani's dick and balls)
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
atleast the jays got something from this game (IKF was allowed to feel Ohtani's dick and balls)
My dad had these books and I read them as a pre-teen/early teen and I am lucky I didn't get furrized by them. I became a normal human man with normal human fetishes... 🫨
Kinda interesting to think about how these books are now part of the Star Trek canon.
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My dad had these books and I read them as a pre-teen/early teen and I am lucky I didn't get furrized by them. I became a normal human man with normal human fetishes... 🫨
I thought he was a woke Pope but you're telling me he's gonna get rid of DEI? 😭
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I thought he was a woke Pope but you're telling me he's gonna get rid of DEI? 😭
Not now, MLB transaction bot, I'm thinking about Cam Schlittler
Cleveland Guardians activated LHP Matt Krook.
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not now, MLB transaction bot, I'm thinking about Cam Schlittler
Bednar is the widest closer the yanks have ever had
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bednar is the widest closer the yanks have ever had
Schlittler enacted the final solution to the hated red sox
October 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Schlittler enacted the final solution to the hated red sox
Connoly Early looks like he receives his pitchcom in crayon
October 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Connoly Early looks like he receives his pitchcom in crayon
Sad because no Judge now can't swing hard lol
% of Juan Soto's competitive swings
with a bat speed of at least 74 MPH:
2024 ----> 68.1%
2025 ----> 46.6%
with a bat speed of at least 74 MPH:
2024 ----> 68.1%
2025 ----> 46.6%
May 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sad because no Judge now can't swing hard lol
Good morning Mr. Nutella, I wonder if you are aware of the on going white genocide in South Africa and the controversy of the song "kill the boer", I have prepared multiple summaries for you this morning
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Good morning Mr. Nutella, I wonder if you are aware of the on going white genocide in South Africa and the controversy of the song "kill the boer", I have prepared multiple summaries for you this morning
Telling my kids this is Andor
May 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Telling my kids this is Andor
Rice is the Appetizer of the Meal
April 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Rice is the Appetizer of the Meal
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(To the tune of the hook from "Kilo" by Ghostface Killah)
All around the world today, a tariff is a sales tax.
A tariff is a tax we pay - makes things more expensive
All around the world today, a tariff is a sales tax.
A tariff is a tax we pay - makes things more expensive
A great suggestion from @deanbaker13.bsky.social: "instead of telling readers about Trump’s plans to 'impose tariffs' on Canada, Mexico, and China, papers could tell readers that Trump plans to raise taxes on imports from Canada, Mexico, and China."
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
substack.com/inbox/post/1...
Can We Have Media That Inform People?
Last week Donald Trump’s press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, told the reporters at her press briefing that tariffs are a tax cut.
substack.com
March 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
(To the tune of the hook from "Kilo" by Ghostface Killah)
All around the world today, a tariff is a sales tax.
A tariff is a tax we pay - makes things more expensive
All around the world today, a tariff is a sales tax.
A tariff is a tax we pay - makes things more expensive
Noooo one of my all time favorite actors. For a lot of my top top favorite movies you can point to him and say that's why they're this high
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Noooo one of my all time favorite actors. For a lot of my top top favorite movies you can point to him and say that's why they're this high
juan soto riding the subway behind yankee stadium on his way to play for the mets and the yankees batters keep peppering the windows of his subway with baseballs from their mammoth home runs
March 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
juan soto riding the subway behind yankee stadium on his way to play for the mets and the yankees batters keep peppering the windows of his subway with baseballs from their mammoth home runs
Nothing better than the Yankees winning and Juan Soto striking out in a big spot to lose a mets game started by Clay Holmes!
March 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nothing better than the Yankees winning and Juan Soto striking out in a big spot to lose a mets game started by Clay Holmes!
gay Jack Sparrow: but why's the cum gone
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
gay Jack Sparrow: but why's the cum gone
Biden: We must work in bipartisan fashion with Mr DeJoy, so we can hopefully stop his slow destruction of the USPS by incrementing it more slowly
Trump: I da king of the post office wooooooooo
Trump: I da king of the post office wooooooooo
NEW: Trump plans to sign an executive order to overtake the USPS by dissolving its leadership and placing it under his administration. This move would grant them immense power over mail-in ballots, a key target in Republican election fraud rhetoric.
Trump Bid to Take Over Postal Service Could Threaten Mail Voting
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
March 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Biden: We must work in bipartisan fashion with Mr DeJoy, so we can hopefully stop his slow destruction of the USPS by incrementing it more slowly
Trump: I da king of the post office wooooooooo
Trump: I da king of the post office wooooooooo
NYY might still be favored to win the AL / division but this makes the Red Sox a really scary team. Yankees not signing a 3B or 2B that is major league caliber could bite them in the ass
🔁 @JeffPassan retweeted
@JesseRogersESPN Source confirms Alex Bregman to the Red Sox. Three years/$120 mil with two opt outs.
@JesseRogersESPN Source confirms Alex Bregman to the Red Sox. Three years/$120 mil with two opt outs.
February 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
NYY might still be favored to win the AL / division but this makes the Red Sox a really scary team. Yankees not signing a 3B or 2B that is major league caliber could bite them in the ass
I have to fly in march, april, and june, i'm gonna fucken die
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I have to fly in march, april, and june, i'm gonna fucken die
mobile ads have more phases than an elden ring boss fight jesus christ
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
mobile ads have more phases than an elden ring boss fight jesus christ