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Jerkface (Jerktweets)
@jerkface.bsky.social
Born of a lowly hat farmer, I wander the internet in search of my destiny.
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Congrats to Ichiro on making the Hall of Fame! Was a no doubter, of course, as he was and is legendary. I enjoyed his brief time on the Yankees even as he was diminished because he was still so cool. I brought this sign to his final game in a yankee uniform at yankee stadium!
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
December 27, 2024 at 10:04 PM
i got a whole ora king salmon and butchered it and turned its fatty belly parts into a sashimi appetizer for a party
December 2, 2024 at 12:27 AM
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Doordash really reaching with this one
November 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
please my porgs theyre very sick
November 17, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Bonus i got carl crawfords autograph at a spring training game one time and i only had a checkers coupon we got for attending and CC was awesome and signed it "have a great fries" ???
November 16, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Proud to be one of the original pizza man instigators, my friends and i would go to the trop and loudly heckle (positively) kazmir and the rays

eventually got him to sign our stuff!
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
November 15, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Bluesky apparently only wants me to see this specific tweet/reply
August 24, 2023 at 5:35 PM
I'm at the rock bar from Bocchi
July 8, 2023 at 9:16 AM
Found maybe the most racist restaurant in existence but they offer all you can drink whiskey highballs and giant meat rice bowl so who can say if its bad or not
July 4, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Found a high key racist restaurant and I am 100% going to eat here and order the "wampum big steak"
July 1, 2023 at 12:09 PM