Jensen
jensen2401.bsky.social
Jensen
@jensen2401.bsky.social
5th generation Islander. Canadian.

I like things until I don’t.
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Well, at least the US can add another #1 to their list of accomplishments
January 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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I keep reading about how "Canada knew" about the American breakdown before everybody else. I just want to say I had a book out called "The Next Civil War" and absolutely everybody I spoke to about it began every conversation with "Aren't you being alarmist?" Nobody wanted to see it. So nobody did.
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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A local resident writes that the issue with frequent crashes on the Malahat does not lie with the road, but rather with driving culture.
Opinion: The Malahat doesn’t need fixing— our driving does
A local resident writes that the issue with frequent crashes on the Malahat does not lie with the road, but rather with driving culture.
cheknews.ca
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
And I won’t be in tomorrow as I will be determining my place within it.
Sorry I can’t come to work today I have to mentally reorganize the universe
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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NATO should launch operation to boost security in Arctic, Belgian minister says reut.rs/3Z5bbeC
NATO should launch operation to boost security in Arctic, Belgian minister says
NATO should launch an operation in the Arctic to address U.S. security concerns, Belgium's defence minister told Reuters on Sunday, urging transatlantic unity amid growing European unease about U.S. President Donald Trump's push to take control of Greenland.
reut.rs
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Years ago my friend Dave’s then-four-year-old son walked into a room, looked at Dave, and said, “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Daddy.”
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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If the US government were bending over backwards to defend masked ICE agents murdering a woman in cold blood any harder they'd qualify for the fucking Olympics.
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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For no particular reason, I'm reposting this Atlantic piece about why America would not survive an attempt to conquer Canada. www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
The U.S. Threat Looming Over Canada
The consequences if Trump followed through on his belligerent rhetoric about a “51st state” would be catastrophic.
www.theatlantic.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Knives Out but the murder happens on a BC Ferry that Benoit Blanc is already on and the boat can’t dock until he solves the crime

In this scenario some people are headed to a retreat on a Gulf Island, there’s a high school sports team on board, and the car alarms never stop
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I like Oxford a lot. Its architecture, and bookshops, and cafes, plus its all-pervading ambience of history and learning, but I think what I most like about it is its commas.
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Polytechnique Montréal and others across the country will pay tribute on Saturday to the 14 women who were murdered at the engineering school 36 years ago in a brazen anti-feminist attack. 
Events to mark 36 years since Polytechnique attack, honouring 14 women slain in 1989
Polytechnique Montréal and others across the country will pay tribute on Saturday to the 14 women who were murdered at the engineering school 36 years ago in a brazen anti-feminist attack.
cheknews.ca
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Ahhh, December. A time to enjoy the holidays, relax, and start a new and complicated knitting project for a Christmas present that you have almost no hope of finishing in time but have convinced yourself you can because you somehow manage to every year despite the stress it brings you

🎄🎄🎄
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Shout out to Testees!
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Is there federal recall legislation? Asking for a province…

@mark-carney.bsky.social

#bcpoli #westernalienation #canpoli
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Researchers have captured video footage of wild wolves in British Columbia pulling crab traps out of the sea by their lines to eat the bait inside, in the first evidence of possible tool use by the animals.
B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species
Researchers have captured video footage of wild wolves in British Columbia pulling crab traps out of the sea by their lines to eat the bait inside, in the first evidence of possible tool use by the animals.
cheknews.ca
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Repair cafés are free community meeting places where folks get together to repair things with expert volunteers called fixers. The idea of repair cafés is simple: repair items that would have otherwise met the landfill.
Courtenay Repair Café a ‘vibrant place’ for young and old
Repair cafés are free community meeting places where folks get together to repair things with expert volunteers called fixers. The idea of repair cafés is simple: repair items that would have otherwise met the landfill.
cheknews.ca
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The Dodgers have pulled their goalie.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moment of silence on the eve of Kneecap’s Banned Shows, for those affected by @vgasparro.bsky.social ‘s rogue actions. In a just world, Kneecap’s suit against him will be wildly successful.
National Post: NDP MP calls for probe into statement banning Irish hip-hop trio Kneecap
www.jennykwanndp.ca
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Attention passengers on the outer decks. As the vessel transits U.S waters en route to the Tsawwassen terminal, we advise not looking up.
October 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Kwan wants Minister Diab to answer if the officials Gasparro referenced are in Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC), and if she or other IRCC officials authorized Gasparro to speak on their behalf publicly.

globalnews.ca/news/1146164...
Is Kneecap banned from Canada or not? NDP urges answer in high-profile case - National | Globalnews.ca
NDP MP Jenny Kwan urged Immigration Minister Lena Diab to provide transparency after she and other officials involved have declined to answer questions on the case for two weeks.
globalnews.ca
October 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Apparently on Christian tiktok they're predicting a rapture on Tuesday. So I'm going in to work early, laying out an outfit of clothing in my office and pretending it got me.
September 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM