JeniEats
@jenieats.bsky.social
Twin Cities. Tired mom. Retired food blogger with a newsletter. Watch me do a V-Lookup. The hottest girl in this CVS buying Gas-X. I hate Ted Cruz. https://www.patreon.com/jenieats
Always searching for the perfect brownie and I finally found it.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Always searching for the perfect brownie and I finally found it.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
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I do not want to create an account for a one-time purchase. Yes, I want a bag. Yes, I want a receipt, printed out, not emailed or texted. No, I will not download your app for future weak discounts.
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I do not want to create an account for a one-time purchase. Yes, I want a bag. Yes, I want a receipt, printed out, not emailed or texted. No, I will not download your app for future weak discounts.
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
The drink that I love that I swear always tastes the same in an Old Fashioned.
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The drink that I love that I swear always tastes the same in an Old Fashioned.
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
I said something to my three-year old that he didn’t like and he deadass looked me in the eyes and said, “You’re old.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I said something to my three-year old that he didn’t like and he deadass looked me in the eyes and said, “You’re old.”
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A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
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The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Don’t waste your money on the Target gingerbread house kits. They’re always terrible and the icing doesn’t mix well and the house pieces won’t fit or stick together.
Get the Costco kit for $14. It’s already assembled and comes with a larger variety of candies to decorate.
Get the Costco kit for $14. It’s already assembled and comes with a larger variety of candies to decorate.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Don’t waste your money on the Target gingerbread house kits. They’re always terrible and the icing doesn’t mix well and the house pieces won’t fit or stick together.
Get the Costco kit for $14. It’s already assembled and comes with a larger variety of candies to decorate.
Get the Costco kit for $14. It’s already assembled and comes with a larger variety of candies to decorate.
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Never ending soup and salad (threatening)
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Never ending soup and salad (threatening)
Wondering which restaurant this year will push a Black Friday gift card sale and then go out of business after Christmas
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wondering which restaurant this year will push a Black Friday gift card sale and then go out of business after Christmas
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Taylor’s “Fate of Ophelia” is the most annoying song that I hate so much I think I might actually like
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Taylor’s “Fate of Ophelia” is the most annoying song that I hate so much I think I might actually like
Even though I’ve lived here most of much life I’ve never been to Q. Culver’s buffet.
Well here I am
Well here I am
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Even though I’ve lived here most of much life I’ve never been to Q. Culver’s buffet.
Well here I am
Well here I am
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Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
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Zero sugar, zero caffeine, zero joy, zero precipitation, zero humidity. Hold up, Kevin, that's not a beverage. You've picked up Death Valley in a can.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Zero sugar, zero caffeine, zero joy, zero precipitation, zero humidity. Hold up, Kevin, that's not a beverage. You've picked up Death Valley in a can.
Hope we’re not blowing our Facebook settlement checks all in one place
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hope we’re not blowing our Facebook settlement checks all in one place
To anyone who needs to know, the WBL Lund’s has a small grocery cart of Keurig pods on sale. I got a box of 44 Starbucks for $10.50.
Stocking up for the RTO🤣
Stocking up for the RTO🤣
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
To anyone who needs to know, the WBL Lund’s has a small grocery cart of Keurig pods on sale. I got a box of 44 Starbucks for $10.50.
Stocking up for the RTO🤣
Stocking up for the RTO🤣
My performance review this year is going to say I make too many Office Space references
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My performance review this year is going to say I make too many Office Space references
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
This weeks post: I think I hate all the new crepe shops popping up, but I’ve never been to one before. I swear they are money laundering operations. So here I am. At a fucking crepe shop.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This weeks post: I think I hate all the new crepe shops popping up, but I’ve never been to one before. I swear they are money laundering operations. So here I am. At a fucking crepe shop.
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There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:
Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:
Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
Texting all of the older relatives on our “Kowalski’s sample day alert” phone tree 😂
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Texting all of the older relatives on our “Kowalski’s sample day alert” phone tree 😂
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Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A lot about being an adult sucks, but sometimes you get to go to little kid birthday parties with DQ ice cream cakes so that’s pretty great
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A lot about being an adult sucks, but sometimes you get to go to little kid birthday parties with DQ ice cream cakes so that’s pretty great
I’m sorry to say that I did try the red Christmas Oreos and they are not as good as the Halloween ones.
It’s true, the Halloween Oreos are just better and the filling is creamier
It’s true, the Halloween Oreos are just better and the filling is creamier
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m sorry to say that I did try the red Christmas Oreos and they are not as good as the Halloween ones.
It’s true, the Halloween Oreos are just better and the filling is creamier
It’s true, the Halloween Oreos are just better and the filling is creamier