JeniEats
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Twin Cities. Tired mom. Retired food blogger with a newsletter. Watch me do a V-Lookup. The hottest girl in this CVS buying Gas-X. I hate Ted Cruz. https://www.patreon.com/jenieats
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After I had my daughter, one of the qualities I looked for in infant formula was existence, which was an aspect my breast milk lacked
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
After I had my daughter, one of the qualities I looked for in infant formula was existence, which was an aspect my breast milk lacked
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Working on new post after first visit to a Paris Baguette. How does it compare to Tous Les Jours? Each has their own hits.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Working on new post after first visit to a Paris Baguette. How does it compare to Tous Les Jours? Each has their own hits.
Call me when there’s a Bad Santa holiday drink pop up
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Call me when there’s a Bad Santa holiday drink pop up
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
One of my greatest accomplishments is curating a banging work wardrobe that’s only comprised of stretchy things
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One of my greatest accomplishments is curating a banging work wardrobe that’s only comprised of stretchy things
Started the week with a meeting including a coworker from Texas.
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Started the week with a meeting including a coworker from Texas.
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
She was thrilled her football teams all won and I was genuinely like, “wow what is it like to live in a state where you win a lot?” 😂
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This was the most exciting thing on Cities 97 in decades
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This was the most exciting thing on Cities 97 in decades
Anytime a non-Korean brand tries to make a Korean-flavored food and fucks it up, I shake my head.
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Anytime a non-Korean brand tries to make a Korean-flavored food and fucks it up, I shake my head.
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
All you have to do is add some gochujang to it! Gochujang already exists. You just add some to your thing!
New post!
But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
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But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
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November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
New post!
But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
www.patreon.com/posts/but-sh...
But should you go to the new Chi Chi’s?
Every day is Cyber Monday - subscribe for free! I just want people to enjoy my writing
www.patreon.com/posts/but-sh...
New Patreon post!
Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
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Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
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I drove to a little diner in Delano where you can order French crepes and hibachi chicken. | Jeni Eats
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November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
New Patreon post!
Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
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Ramblings and road trip to a little diner in Delano that serves French Toast and hibachi chicken.
Chi Chi’s post coming next
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But can I Costanza my way around the RTO that starts next month ?😂
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But can I Costanza my way around the RTO that starts next month ?😂
You know when you’re getting old when that scene in Christmas Vacation really happens- where the adults all go around the rosie complaining about their hemorrhoids and moles and taking a pint of fluid out of a lower back
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You know when you’re getting old when that scene in Christmas Vacation really happens- where the adults all go around the rosie complaining about their hemorrhoids and moles and taking a pint of fluid out of a lower back
I haven’t had all of the broasted chickens in MN but I swear the best is at Joseph’s in Stillwater.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I haven’t had all of the broasted chickens in MN but I swear the best is at Joseph’s in Stillwater.
The day after a holiday in the best for snagging a hard to get RSVP and. . .its gotta be the hottest RSVP in town.
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The day after a holiday in the best for snagging a hard to get RSVP and. . .its gotta be the hottest RSVP in town.
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
We’re going to Chi Chi, baby!
I know you’re not supposed to do it anymore but my relative still bakes their kielbasa-flecked stuffing inside the turkey and I know I’m gambling but it’s delicious
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I know you’re not supposed to do it anymore but my relative still bakes their kielbasa-flecked stuffing inside the turkey and I know I’m gambling but it’s delicious
Neither of us have had a lab before - I swear cartoon dogs are based on labs.
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Neither of us have had a lab before - I swear cartoon dogs are based on labs.
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
Ours would totally eat your homework.
He likes to chew on shoes.
He loves to play fetch with balls.
He carries sticks.
It’s hilarious
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
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Trying not to stare at someone eating the most beautiful báhn mì I have ever seen.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Trying not to stare at someone eating the most beautiful báhn mì I have ever seen.
Always searching for the perfect brownie and I finally found it.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Always searching for the perfect brownie and I finally found it.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
Why are they so bad most of the time?
Honey & Rye’s chocolate brownie.
I swear this is the gold standard of brownies.
Also their pretzel not to be fucked with. Wish I lived closer.
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I do not want to create an account for a one-time purchase. Yes, I want a bag. Yes, I want a receipt, printed out, not emailed or texted. No, I will not download your app for future weak discounts.
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I do not want to create an account for a one-time purchase. Yes, I want a bag. Yes, I want a receipt, printed out, not emailed or texted. No, I will not download your app for future weak discounts.
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
Please just let me be a customer like it’s 1987
The drink that I love that I swear always tastes the same in an Old Fashioned.
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The drink that I love that I swear always tastes the same in an Old Fashioned.
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
The one from Chili’s tastes about the same as the hipster OF which tastes the same as the fancy pants $25 one I tried from Stock & Bond which tasted the same as the one I just made at home 😂
I said something to my three-year old that he didn’t like and he deadass looked me in the eyes and said, “You’re old.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I said something to my three-year old that he didn’t like and he deadass looked me in the eyes and said, “You’re old.”
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A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
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The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us