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See? I knew he wasn't right for Naked Gun.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
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December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Makes me miss the days of Popozao by K Fed.
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
RIP mashups
“Klay is building a product that will offer the features of a streaming service like Spotify, amplified by AI technology that will let users remake songs in different styles.

Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hamburger Helper
What's your state's signature dish?
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
So what do we call Anfernee Hardaway now.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The weirdest thing about the NBA gambling ring is that Michael Jordan isn't involved.
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
🫡
SIR!!!

Thank you.
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
JB should've ended this with "you bitch".
Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Mike Johnson is right! I mean, kids these days, what with their Bad Bunnys and their VH1s and their Rubik's Cubes and their Dan Folgebergs.
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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“Tonight on the CBS Free Press ‘News’”
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
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October 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
SING THE FUCKING SONG
a blue letter w is on a white surface
ALT: a blue letter w is on a white surface
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September 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
For the Cubs, there may be no sweeter momentum builder before the playoffs than stomping all over the St. Louis Shitbirds this weekend.
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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BREAKING: Chicken Pox caused by Vicks Vap-o-Rub: White House

BREAKING: Astigmatism caused by chewable vitamins and parental failure to invest in Trump Coin: NIH

BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by component of Tito’s: CIA

BREAKING: Red hair caused by potato consumption: Marine Corps
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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No childhood hero ever held up better.
September 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When we replace Fallon with this guy.
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just fucking resign, you wet noodle.
Republicans are not “Nazis.”
Democrats are not “evil.”

Democrats are not responsible for the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Republicans are not responsible for the murder of Melissa Hortman.

Opponents are not enemies. We’re Americans.
September 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Man, I could use some of that cheap cocaine right now.
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I don't know about you, but this latest news has made me totally and completely forget about Jeffrey Epstein.
September 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Playoff spot CLINCHED.
a man wearing a cubs jersey high fives another player
ALT: a man wearing a cubs jersey high fives another player
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September 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Confirmation that sports supersedes politics: I hope Matt Shaw and Michael Busch GO OFF tonight against the Braves.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM