Mike Johnson is right! I mean, kids these days, what with their Bad Bunnys and their VH1s and their Rubik's Cubes and their Dan Folgebergs.
October 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Mike Johnson is right! I mean, kids these days, what with their Bad Bunnys and their VH1s and their Rubik's Cubes and their Dan Folgebergs.
For the Cubs, there may be no sweeter momentum builder before the playoffs than stomping all over the St. Louis Shitbirds this weekend.
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
For the Cubs, there may be no sweeter momentum builder before the playoffs than stomping all over the St. Louis Shitbirds this weekend.
Confirmation that sports supersedes politics: I hope Matt Shaw and Michael Busch GO OFF tonight against the Braves.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Confirmation that sports supersedes politics: I hope Matt Shaw and Michael Busch GO OFF tonight against the Braves.
Big scoop for pee man
August 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Big scoop for pee man
Went to a big city over the weekend (St. Louis), and let me tell you, conservatives are absolutely right about the violence in big cities. I was mugged, assaulted, extorted, kidnapped, raped, and murdered. But worst of all, I was criminally bored.
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Went to a big city over the weekend (St. Louis), and let me tell you, conservatives are absolutely right about the violence in big cities. I was mugged, assaulted, extorted, kidnapped, raped, and murdered. But worst of all, I was criminally bored.
I mean, she's already familiar with Elon's exploding vehichles.
June 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I mean, she's already familiar with Elon's exploding vehichles.
Gen X in 2025: How immoral!
Gen X in 1995: Nice pooper.
Gen X in 1995: Nice pooper.
June 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Gen X in 2025: How immoral!
Gen X in 1995: Nice pooper.
Gen X in 1995: Nice pooper.
Seen outside Carbondale IL this afternoon, presented without comment.
May 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Seen outside Carbondale IL this afternoon, presented without comment.
Humblebrag: this year, the @90s-chick.bsky.social and I are turning down the SUCKS, and turning up the ROCKS. We're seeing @thebandcake.bsky.social in June, @alyankovic.bsky.social in July, and @actualbenfolds.bsky.social in November. We're rockin' the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.
May 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Humblebrag: this year, the @90s-chick.bsky.social and I are turning down the SUCKS, and turning up the ROCKS. We're seeing @thebandcake.bsky.social in June, @alyankovic.bsky.social in July, and @actualbenfolds.bsky.social in November. We're rockin' the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.
Me in the National Security team group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Me in the National Security team group chat.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
When I find out I'm sitting behind Lauren Boebert and her date at a live performance of Beetlejuice.
February 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When I find out I'm sitting behind Lauren Boebert and her date at a live performance of Beetlejuice.
