Maybe Jeff Callsem
@jeffemeral.bsky.social
diet soda enthusiast
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Guys let’s all hold hands and simply decide not to listen to James Carville
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Guys let’s all hold hands and simply decide not to listen to James Carville
God help thee, Charlie Brown, thy thoughts have created a creature in thee
God help thee, old man, thy thoughts have created a creature in thee
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
God help thee, Charlie Brown, thy thoughts have created a creature in thee
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Pardoned turkey was a J6er
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Pardoned turkey was a J6er
The “Roughing The Passer” calls in this Colts/Chiefs game would appear to be…inequitable
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The “Roughing The Passer” calls in this Colts/Chiefs game would appear to be…inequitable
watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and um hey everyone did Linus like survive a gunshot wound to the head or something?
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and um hey everyone did Linus like survive a gunshot wound to the head or something?
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Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair
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i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.
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we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
soooooooooo no one wants to talk about the sweet, wistful Gonzo music video that The Muppets just dropped yesterday that appears to be tied to nothing promotionally at all is possibly just a bright beacon of goodness in a dark, dark time?
youtu.be/sAUaoqWvVkQ?...
youtu.be/sAUaoqWvVkQ?...
Gonzo Performs "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday"
YouTube video by The Muppets
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
soooooooooo no one wants to talk about the sweet, wistful Gonzo music video that The Muppets just dropped yesterday that appears to be tied to nothing promotionally at all is possibly just a bright beacon of goodness in a dark, dark time?
youtu.be/sAUaoqWvVkQ?...
youtu.be/sAUaoqWvVkQ?...
Bluesky is a Sports App
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Bluesky is a Sports App
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Bluesky is a Sports App
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Bluesky is a Sports App
Am I taking crazypills or can we not just rewatch the Arnett movies if we want a Sonic-fy’d TMNT experience?
The live-action adaptation of TMNT: The Last Ronin has been shelved, as multiple sources report that Paramount wants to "Sonic-fy" the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise.
For more info: https://bit.ly/4piAXqT
For more info: https://bit.ly/4piAXqT
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Am I taking crazypills or can we not just rewatch the Arnett movies if we want a Sonic-fy’d TMNT experience?
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This is the shit right here. bsky.app/profile/the-...
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is the shit right here. bsky.app/profile/the-...
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
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Social Media Elders: Be smart, do not make specific threats of violence
The President: I will kill you
The President: I will kill you
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Social Media Elders: Be smart, do not make specific threats of violence
The President: I will kill you
The President: I will kill you
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
Is “Killing Your Enemies” really clicking with the demos?
More sore than “Having Enough Money To Buy Things And Keep Your Home” and whatnot?
More sore than “Having Enough Money To Buy Things And Keep Your Home” and whatnot?
This has escalated
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Is “Killing Your Enemies” really clicking with the demos?
More sore than “Having Enough Money To Buy Things And Keep Your Home” and whatnot?
More sore than “Having Enough Money To Buy Things And Keep Your Home” and whatnot?
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Jake Tapper busy working on another book about Biden
This has escalated
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Jake Tapper busy working on another book about Biden
homeboy signs his posts
apex dad behavior, bro
i’d doff my cap to you if my fingers weren’t permanently frozen in these big, beautiful doublebird salutes
apex dad behavior, bro
i’d doff my cap to you if my fingers weren’t permanently frozen in these big, beautiful doublebird salutes
Trump calls for the arrest of several Democratic members of Congress who are military vets who issued a video urging service members to follow their oath to the Constitution and USMJ.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
homeboy signs his posts
apex dad behavior, bro
i’d doff my cap to you if my fingers weren’t permanently frozen in these big, beautiful doublebird salutes
apex dad behavior, bro
i’d doff my cap to you if my fingers weren’t permanently frozen in these big, beautiful doublebird salutes
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Assuming Fox has direct access to the White House television viewing patterns and therefore airs this stuff during off-hours or something?
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Assuming Fox has direct access to the White House television viewing patterns and therefore airs this stuff during off-hours or something?
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Tired: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Wired: pfft we don't need any watchers, we're OpenAI, auditors are for losers
Wired: pfft we don't need any watchers, we're OpenAI, auditors are for losers
oh my god
"as a private company, it is under no obligation to release this information — but it’s not trivial. The lack of information has left several people we’ve spoken to on Wall Street a bit confused."
"as a private company, it is under no obligation to release this information — but it’s not trivial. The lack of information has left several people we’ve spoken to on Wall Street a bit confused."
Who is OpenAI’s auditor? on.ft.com/4pl31Kr
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Tired: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Wired: pfft we don't need any watchers, we're OpenAI, auditors are for losers
Wired: pfft we don't need any watchers, we're OpenAI, auditors are for losers
polyps
i knew it
i knew it
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
polyps
i knew it
i knew it