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Maybe Jeff Callsem
@jeffemeral.bsky.social
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diet soda enthusiast
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no big deal, just an obvious and pronounced cranial dent in the skull of a child
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Bluesky is a Sports App
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Hoosier Pork Tenderloin Hive?

MOUNT UP!!!
An image of a pork tenderloin sandwich, an Indiana delicacy. Notice how the tenderloin has been pounded to the size of a goddam sewer lid; dwarfing the bun in the process.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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@jamesgunn.bsky.social found an alt-take for Fluery’s pet name for Economos on my soda can this morn
A can of prebiotic soda with a flavor labeling called “Ginger Fizz,” which is only a few clicks away from Agent Fluery’s “Ginger Cool” monitor gifted to Economos in Peacemaker Season 2
October 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I’m here you fuckaas bitch
FuncoLand. A precursor to GameStop. My FL was managed by a condescending asshat who would overcorrect me when I would ask about an “NES” title with, “…REGULAR Nintendo?”
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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LEZ GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Boris and Natasha (1 Review: No ‘maters)
September 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie."
The iconic poster for “Death To Smoochy” featuring the titular character, Smoochy The Rhino (admittedly a Barney The Dinosaur proximal facsimile), apparently dead and poking his horn and feet through the confines of a bodybag
August 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Geared up n ready for #Superman this morn.

Gut me like a fish, @jamesgunn.bsky.social !
I picture of my (admittedly: pretttttttttttu hairy) wrist adorned with two custom bracelets my oldest made for me (one that says “F-E-A-R” for The Sinestro Corp and one that says “I-B-D-I-B-N” which stands for “In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night,” which is the opening line to The Green Lantern Oath, one of the COOLEST things ever in DC Comics mythology) and a cheap Party City “Green Lantern” bracelet that I purchased on clearance not long after the 2011 Green Lantern film tanked and I wanted to cling to every last fading ember of its ephemeral pop culture zeitgeist. Needless to say, I am beyond geeked to see Nathan Fillion bring Guy Gardner to the biggest of goddam screens.
July 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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*butthead voice*

truly

there are cathedrals

everywhere…
A screengrab of an Underdog Best Ball Draft where I got Justin Jefferson with the 1:2 pick and then was able to pair him with Brock Bowers with the 23rd pick. It’s tough/rade to get these two players on the same roster because of where they are usually drafted. So this is a bit of unicorn and thank you for indulging me in euphoria as I devour every crumb of rare enjoyment from this dumb childish hobby that hijacks my attention away from things like, oh, I don’t know, reading books and better understanding Life and The Human Condition and Whatnot. kay byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye
July 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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The size of the feather you could knock an alien over with when you reveal “You know, we actually figured out how to get to The Moon once” after they’ve observed this species for a few measly hours can be measured by an electron microscope
A screengrab of an article that reads, “Why it’s a bad idea to fire guns into the air after Pacers win or lose,” that represents an argument to be framed that a culture so brazen and stupid as to fire a gun up in the air without considering the lethal consequences of, you know, gravity and whatnot, may have taken a significant step back in terms of the developmental timeline of our collective ability to critically think and problem solve as a species.
June 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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At this point, The Room wasting a 4th Round pick on an unstacked Joe Burrow is becoming almost more fun than completing the Bengals stack.
A screengrab of a DK Best Ball draft roster that started with Ja’marr Chase (1:1) Tee Higgins (2:12) Jonathan Taylor (3:1) Devonta Smith (4:12) Jalen Hurts (5:1) Instead of one mighty Bengals stack, I get the Bengals WRs and an Eagles stack including all of Jalen Hurts goal-line touchdowns. While we’re here: Consider donating to The Trevor Project in support of trans youth. They’re one of our most vulnerable populations and need allies and advocacy more than they ever have. I used to think Matthew McConaughey’s “What if she was white?” moment in A Time To Kill was one of the most intelligence-insulting storytelling devices ever. Now I realize it’s one of the most profound examples of gateway-compassion in contemporary art. Everyone is someone’s kid. Imagine it was your child and respond accordingly from there. Kaybyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!!!
June 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Quite the Fathers Day bounty from the fam.

I’d say they get me.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social am I allowed at the next “Scotch-n-Pretzels” meeting if I bring bourbon?
A bottle of Wild Turkey 101 bourbon (my grandfather’s favorite whiskey) next to a jar of Utz Pub Mix (my current snacking kryptonite).
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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“Love And Basketball”

Happiest of Prides from Indy
A pride flag set against the backdrop of “The Reggie Miller Mural” in downtown Indianapolis. Also while we’re both here: Fuck Hate. Choose Love.
June 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Just got my Superman “Luthor Corp” hat today and pleased to report it is 🔥

My compliments to all involved, Mr @jamesgunn.bsky.social
A two-tone green hat with a yellow bill/accents featuring the “LC” Luther Corp logo from the upcoming Superman film The back of said hat, featuring a yellow version of the 2025 Superman logo. As said before: is very much fire
June 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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havin a real one with my service provider’s tech support tonight, SkyFam
A conversation with a service agent where I was prompted, “Please allow me a moment to review your account deeply.” To which, I replied, “Absolutely. Plum the depths of my account.”
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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attakid, Past Me

have your ass a day
A screengrab of a(n irresponsible) bet I made before the start of the NBA Preseason, picking the Indiana Pacers to win the Eastern Conference. Fun to peacock now, though, since I look like Nostrafuckingdamus what with you know THE PACERS GOING TO THE NBA FINALS ARE YOU EVEN STILL READING THIS BLESS YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND RESOLVE GO CERRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!
June 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Week #17 Sizzon is nigh upon us!
A screengrab of an Underdog Best Ball draft that began with Malik Nabors and Brock Bowers, whose teams face each in Week 17 (Championship Week)
May 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Yes.

Attached to this cabinet.
The classic/retro “Burger Time” arcade cabinet. Because burgers. Because Trump.
May 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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no notes!
A screengrab from an article that mercilessly rakes every single subject over the coals that says, “Indiana Pacers: You guys are doing great. Keep it up.”
May 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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For Mother’s Day, I thought I’d be more “practical” than in years past.

So I’m gifting my wife a “Being Implicated In My Grisly Murder In A Probable Future Scenario” coupled with a “Won’t It Be Neat To Be The SUBJECT Of A True Crime Podcast For Once?”

Let the breadcrumb trail start (or end!) here.
A magnetic block adorned with 5 freshly forged and newly sharpened chef’s knives. They shimmer in the fluorescent glow of our kitchen overhead lights. Inviting, nay, beckoning for one to grip them, slice with them, fillet with them, murderrrrrrrrrr with them.
May 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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CeeDee Lamb drafters waking up this morning:
Frozen Jack Torrance from the end of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining
May 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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“Many of you are wondering about the length of my pants. Well, they ran out of material before they got to the knees. So don’t gimme any shit.”
Lloyd Bridges as Admiral Tug Benson in Hot Shots, wearing naval uniform regalia including knee-length pants. Kevin Dunn looks on, somehow not breaking in spite of the burden of having to share the frame with the single-greatest deadpan performance of all time.
May 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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half-caff tasting like sweet, sweet ambrosia this morn.

no reason
A (REASONABLY SIZED!!!) coffee mug adorned with the Indiana Pacers best and goodest logo from the 1980s-Early 90s: A hand holding a “gold” basketball inside an outline of a “P” with royal blue and gold coloring/accents
May 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Me if Agent Smith ever dangled a fresh batch of Shrimpie Nibs
Joey “Joey Pants” Pantoliano in The Matrix tempted by a piece of “steak” as he’s being courted by Agent Smith to betray his crew
April 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM