JeezyMacEazy
@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al.
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
I’ll miss you, old girl, but thanks for making one last surprise appearance this year
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’ll miss you, old girl, but thanks for making one last surprise appearance this year
I put the “No.” in Illinois
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I put the “No.” in Illinois
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
White Cheddar Popcorn Black
White Cheddar Popcorn Black
October 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
Except not mine, because “Yogurt Freeballin” are two words that should never be uttered in the same sentence
Well… that’s that, I guess.
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well… that’s that, I guess.
Lake Michigan was discovered. Fun was had, until someone decided his legs wouldn’t move and dad had to wade in and carry him out (not pictured)
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Lake Michigan was discovered. Fun was had, until someone decided his legs wouldn’t move and dad had to wade in and carry him out (not pictured)
I am a library. There are seven on my face/head alone:
• Tricycle collision with brick pile at 2
• Fell running while carrying a glass jar of peanut butter (shattered as I faceplanted) at 4
• dog bite (playful) to eyelid
• bar fights
• running into doorframes, shelves, car doors, EKG monitors
• Tricycle collision with brick pile at 2
• Fell running while carrying a glass jar of peanut butter (shattered as I faceplanted) at 4
• dog bite (playful) to eyelid
• bar fights
• running into doorframes, shelves, car doors, EKG monitors
GROUP OF HONOR: people who have a scar that tells a story.
Scar Appreciation Day
Scar Appreciation Day is here. It is a day to remember our scars and raise awareness about the things that caused those scars.
nationaltoday.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am a library. There are seven on my face/head alone:
• Tricycle collision with brick pile at 2
• Fell running while carrying a glass jar of peanut butter (shattered as I faceplanted) at 4
• dog bite (playful) to eyelid
• bar fights
• running into doorframes, shelves, car doors, EKG monitors
• Tricycle collision with brick pile at 2
• Fell running while carrying a glass jar of peanut butter (shattered as I faceplanted) at 4
• dog bite (playful) to eyelid
• bar fights
• running into doorframes, shelves, car doors, EKG monitors
Me too, Sherman. Me too.
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me too, Sherman. Me too.
Not me thinking “who TF cast a white man as Luke Cage?!?” then realizing it was the saucy cat king from Dead Boys
Reading really is fundamental, friends
Reading really is fundamental, friends
Lukas Gage for Vogue Magazine, October 6, 2025. Photos by Shane McCauley. #LukasGage
Article link, discussing his new book. www.vogue.com/article/luka...
Article link, discussing his new book. www.vogue.com/article/luka...
October 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not me thinking “who TF cast a white man as Luke Cage?!?” then realizing it was the saucy cat king from Dead Boys
Reading really is fundamental, friends
Reading really is fundamental, friends
I’ve seen some of y’all doing this, and I have serious concerns about the instrument validity. I am far more crazy and far less hot than the graph suggests
www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...
www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...
I am 100% hot, 42.08% crazy, which places me in the marriage zone.
Hot/Crazy Scale Test, as known from internet pop culture.
www.idrlabs.com
October 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’ve seen some of y’all doing this, and I have serious concerns about the instrument validity. I am far more crazy and far less hot than the graph suggests
www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...
www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-sc...
Reposted by JeezyMacEazy
Idgaf if the government is SHUT DOWN… I need a muscular twunk bottom to SHUT his mouth and go DOWN on me rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Idgaf if the government is SHUT DOWN… I need a muscular twunk bottom to SHUT his mouth and go DOWN on me rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣
we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you're seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
September 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If you're seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
“A story-based physics puzzle game where you play as an ever-growing hole in the ground. Meet cute characters, steal their trash, and throw them in a hole.”
Friends, this is just Grindr
Friends, this is just Grindr
September 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“A story-based physics puzzle game where you play as an ever-growing hole in the ground. Meet cute characters, steal their trash, and throw them in a hole.”
Friends, this is just Grindr
Friends, this is just Grindr
Coming this fall:
“All is not OK in the USA”, a true crime podcast from Peabody Award-winning producer Cinda Canning
“All is not OK in the USA”, a true crime podcast from Peabody Award-winning producer Cinda Canning
September 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Coming this fall:
“All is not OK in the USA”, a true crime podcast from Peabody Award-winning producer Cinda Canning
“All is not OK in the USA”, a true crime podcast from Peabody Award-winning producer Cinda Canning
Thanos messaging the Black Order after adding the last stone to the Infinity Gauntlet
UPDATE! Ok yeah, this new control feels SO GOOD in your hands 🥵 10/10 purchase 🙂↕️ lol
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Thanos messaging the Black Order after adding the last stone to the Infinity Gauntlet
So envious. Chest day goals.
September 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
So envious. Chest day goals.
Chicago friends, important question:
Lakeview Athletic or Quads, and why?
Must haves: multiple squat racks/bench racks (NOT Smith machines), dumbbells > 100lbs, deadlift area.
Not needed: any classes or lots of cardio equipment
Feedback appreciated 😊
Lakeview Athletic or Quads, and why?
Must haves: multiple squat racks/bench racks (NOT Smith machines), dumbbells > 100lbs, deadlift area.
Not needed: any classes or lots of cardio equipment
Feedback appreciated 😊
September 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Chicago friends, important question:
Lakeview Athletic or Quads, and why?
Must haves: multiple squat racks/bench racks (NOT Smith machines), dumbbells > 100lbs, deadlift area.
Not needed: any classes or lots of cardio equipment
Feedback appreciated 😊
Lakeview Athletic or Quads, and why?
Must haves: multiple squat racks/bench racks (NOT Smith machines), dumbbells > 100lbs, deadlift area.
Not needed: any classes or lots of cardio equipment
Feedback appreciated 😊
I think I’m going to like this town
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
August 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think I’m going to like this town
Reposted by JeezyMacEazy
Fantasized about other gay men having gay sex?
What’s the gayest thing you’ve done this pride month that wasn’t gay sex?
June 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Fantasized about other gay men having gay sex?
if you see this, do it!
• name: Jeff
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’11”
• sexuality: gay
• sign: it’s complicated
• piercings: 12
• tattoos: many, but technically 1
• fav color: anything but orange
• fav drink: coffee/water/wine.
• fav animal: meerkats, orca, wolves, and dogs
• MBTI: ENTJ
• name: hamza
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’7”
• sexuality: 🚬
• sign: sagittarius
• piercings: 0
• tattoos: 18 or 20, can’t remember
• fav color: green
• fav drink: mocha lattes w oat milk
• fav animal: cats (specifically my cat)
• MBTI: enfp
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’7”
• sexuality: 🚬
• sign: sagittarius
• piercings: 0
• tattoos: 18 or 20, can’t remember
• fav color: green
• fav drink: mocha lattes w oat milk
• fav animal: cats (specifically my cat)
• MBTI: enfp
If you see this, do it! 💕
• name: Squall
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’5”
• sexuality: gay
• sign: taurus
• piercings: 2
• tattoos: 3
• fav color: blue
• fav drink: water (alcoholic: vodka mule, whiskey neat, or mai tai)
• fav animal: polar bear
• MBTI: INFJ
• name: Squall
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’5”
• sexuality: gay
• sign: taurus
• piercings: 2
• tattoos: 3
• fav color: blue
• fav drink: water (alcoholic: vodka mule, whiskey neat, or mai tai)
• fav animal: polar bear
• MBTI: INFJ
January 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
if you see this, do it!
• name: Jeff
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’11”
• sexuality: gay
• sign: it’s complicated
• piercings: 12
• tattoos: many, but technically 1
• fav color: anything but orange
• fav drink: coffee/water/wine.
• fav animal: meerkats, orca, wolves, and dogs
• MBTI: ENTJ
Not really sure which part is a “transformation” 🤔
January 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not really sure which part is a “transformation” 🤔
My white Christmas was better than yours*
(feat @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)
*to me, but we’re not here to judge your holiday, because holidays are art, and art is subjective.
(feat @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)
*to me, but we’re not here to judge your holiday, because holidays are art, and art is subjective.
December 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
My white Christmas was better than yours*
(feat @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)
*to me, but we’re not here to judge your holiday, because holidays are art, and art is subjective.
(feat @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)
*to me, but we’re not here to judge your holiday, because holidays are art, and art is subjective.
Shamelessly stolen - seemed appropriate 🤷🏽♂️ - from 🐦/CooperHillier (pls tag them if they’re on 🦋)
December 5, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Shamelessly stolen - seemed appropriate 🤷🏽♂️ - from 🐦/CooperHillier (pls tag them if they’re on 🦋)
Y̶o̶u̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶
Us in water (feat. @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)
Us in water (feat. @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)
December 3, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Y̶o̶u̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶
Us in water (feat. @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)
Us in water (feat. @mjwisniewski.bsky.social)