JeezyMacEazy
@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al.
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
I’ll miss you, old girl, but thanks for making one last surprise appearance this year
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’ll miss you, old girl, but thanks for making one last surprise appearance this year
I also am looking for this individual and the arcane knowledge he possesses:
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I also am looking for this individual and the arcane knowledge he possesses:
Yes. But am I the only one who immediately thought of Mawile?
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes. But am I the only one who immediately thought of Mawile?
😂😂😂
I remember those. Revolution, I think? They have these now, 10mg each
I remember those. Revolution, I think? They have these now, 10mg each
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
😂😂😂
I remember those. Revolution, I think? They have these now, 10mg each
I remember those. Revolution, I think? They have these now, 10mg each
I love Obi Dane Kenobi!
Second only to my girl Revanche Ventress
Second only to my girl Revanche Ventress
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I love Obi Dane Kenobi!
Second only to my girl Revanche Ventress
Second only to my girl Revanche Ventress
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Well… that’s that, I guess.
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Well… that’s that, I guess.
Lake Michigan was discovered. Fun was had, until someone decided his legs wouldn’t move and dad had to wade in and carry him out (not pictured)
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Lake Michigan was discovered. Fun was had, until someone decided his legs wouldn’t move and dad had to wade in and carry him out (not pictured)
But still not as juicy as
October 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
But still not as juicy as
And I am *just now* noticing the name?!?
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
And I am *just now* noticing the name?!?
If you're seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
September 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If you're seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
I’m not sure “love” is the right word. Maybe “hate what a bitch it is to count macros, love to see it pay off”
Y’all are literally the emoji
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Y’all are literally the emoji
When you’ve been so snowed under that you barely realized it was September and someone says the equinox is next week
Very nice rack though! 💪
Very nice rack though! 💪
September 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When you’ve been so snowed under that you barely realized it was September and someone says the equinox is next week
Very nice rack though! 💪
Very nice rack though! 💪
New version fixed video uploads, too. God help you all.
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
New version fixed video uploads, too. God help you all.
No lies detected. You may have to force-refresh the App Store, but it’s there
September 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No lies detected. You may have to force-refresh the App Store, but it’s there
This is canon. His tuck game in X-Men 97 s1 was immaculate.
September 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is canon. His tuck game in X-Men 97 s1 was immaculate.
Don’t forget these gems:
September 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Don’t forget these gems:
Response to this (idiotic) suggestion:
August 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Response to this (idiotic) suggestion:
This entire skeet/quote-skeet/reply is gay post-modern poetry
Well done 😂
Well done 😂
July 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This entire skeet/quote-skeet/reply is gay post-modern poetry
Well done 😂
Well done 😂
Not really sure which part is a “transformation” 🤔
January 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not really sure which part is a “transformation” 🤔
And helping them choke on it when necessary
December 31, 2024 at 8:38 PM
And helping them choke on it when necessary
Bringing this over from the bad place, because it fits
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Bringing this over from the bad place, because it fits