JeezyMacEazy
@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al.
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
Background sayin “trans rights or we fights!”
Also the shirt 😂😂
Also the shirt 😂😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Background sayin “trans rights or we fights!”
Also the shirt 😂😂
Also the shirt 😂😂
Oh that’s easy - more people see it if he quote-posts.
Basically, making your content his post instead of leaving a comment on your post.
Basically, making your content his post instead of leaving a comment on your post.
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Oh that’s easy - more people see it if he quote-posts.
Basically, making your content his post instead of leaving a comment on your post.
Basically, making your content his post instead of leaving a comment on your post.
“Brain day” is recognizing that other people’s opinions don’t mean shit 😉
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
“Brain day” is recognizing that other people’s opinions don’t mean shit 😉
Check the store brand at Mariano’s. Their linguini has zero sodium too.
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Check the store brand at Mariano’s. Their linguini has zero sodium too.
But 20/20 was 2013! FS/LS was 2006. He’s not even doing cute sketches on SNL any more!
Hope he invested and diversified well
Hope he invested and diversified well
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
But 20/20 was 2013! FS/LS was 2006. He’s not even doing cute sketches on SNL any more!
Hope he invested and diversified well
Hope he invested and diversified well
Only thing in his top 10 on Apple Music from this decade is a song from the Trolls soundtrack.
Add in a couple of nasty PR scandals, and his career has kind of tanked since 2008.
Karma
Add in a couple of nasty PR scandals, and his career has kind of tanked since 2008.
Karma
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Only thing in his top 10 on Apple Music from this decade is a song from the Trolls soundtrack.
Add in a couple of nasty PR scandals, and his career has kind of tanked since 2008.
Karma
Add in a couple of nasty PR scandals, and his career has kind of tanked since 2008.
Karma
✏️ what it was in 2008
a young girl is holding a bottle of water in her hand .
ALT: a young girl is holding a bottle of water in her hand .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
✏️ what it was in 2008
Ok this 👆
I give no shits what consenting adult he had sex with, but I don’t want that mental image anywhere near my full-throttle ADHD brain
I give no shits what consenting adult he had sex with, but I don’t want that mental image anywhere near my full-throttle ADHD brain
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ok this 👆
I give no shits what consenting adult he had sex with, but I don’t want that mental image anywhere near my full-throttle ADHD brain
I give no shits what consenting adult he had sex with, but I don’t want that mental image anywhere near my full-throttle ADHD brain
Take the compliment 😉
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Take the compliment 😉
Several of us could probably make a human scaffolding around the tree for you to scamper around on, like Ratatoskr on the roots of Yggdrasil 😂
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Several of us could probably make a human scaffolding around the tree for you to scamper around on, like Ratatoskr on the roots of Yggdrasil 😂
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’M not suggesting you change 👀
And I think there’s a certain point where people overlook the pose for the size/body/thickness
And I think there’s a certain point where people overlook the pose for the size/body/thickness
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’M not suggesting you change 👀
And I think there’s a certain point where people overlook the pose for the size/body/thickness
And I think there’s a certain point where people overlook the pose for the size/body/thickness
Doin the lord’s work out there
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Doin the lord’s work out there
I think it’s either “set up for a chin-up on an imaginary bar” or “pretend you’re at the endpoint of a mid rope row”, but I’m no expert: I literally have four gym selfie poses I just rotate around in different lighting/clothing and no one has caught on yet 💁♂️
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think it’s either “set up for a chin-up on an imaginary bar” or “pretend you’re at the endpoint of a mid rope row”, but I’m no expert: I literally have four gym selfie poses I just rotate around in different lighting/clothing and no one has caught on yet 💁♂️
Is she trying to ‘straighten’ you out, find you a man, or just aware that it’s shit times and everyone’s going through something atm?
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Is she trying to ‘straighten’ you out, find you a man, or just aware that it’s shit times and everyone’s going through something atm?
I also am looking for this individual and the arcane knowledge he possesses:
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I also am looking for this individual and the arcane knowledge he possesses:
Where are the rainbow powder coat brass knuckles then?!?
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Where are the rainbow powder coat brass knuckles then?!?
A) ice!! (frozen water, not gestapo lunatics)
B) if you lost consciousness, you want to consider ER/UC
C) Initially I thought Bubba had struck again
Feel better. That’s gonna sting.
B) if you lost consciousness, you want to consider ER/UC
C) Initially I thought Bubba had struck again
Feel better. That’s gonna sting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A) ice!! (frozen water, not gestapo lunatics)
B) if you lost consciousness, you want to consider ER/UC
C) Initially I thought Bubba had struck again
Feel better. That’s gonna sting.
B) if you lost consciousness, you want to consider ER/UC
C) Initially I thought Bubba had struck again
Feel better. That’s gonna sting.
That mal de ojo is almost big enough to fix the federal government!
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
That mal de ojo is almost big enough to fix the federal government!
Haha probably not untrue. But think of how much money you’d save on hotels
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Haha probably not untrue. But think of how much money you’d save on hotels