eileen ulich
@certifiedflop.bsky.social
hamza (he/him), 28, jersey city, designer, partnered, made in 🇵🇰
significant loser
black lives matter, trans lives matter, black trans lives matter
🇵🇸👬🫶🦄
hevy: https://hevy.com/user/certifiedflop
significant loser
black lives matter, trans lives matter, black trans lives matter
🇵🇸👬🫶🦄
hevy: https://hevy.com/user/certifiedflop
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eileen ulich
@certifiedflop.bsky.social
· Sep 25
everyone pls tell me you’re proud of me for how hard i pushed myself in tonight’s workout
blah blah blah hotel room lighting blah blah blah
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
blah blah blah hotel room lighting blah blah blah
hi im bulking btw
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
hi im bulking btw
we showed up to the shrek halloween party as david and victoria (shrek)ham lmao
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
we showed up to the shrek halloween party as david and victoria (shrek)ham lmao
where the hell u been loca???
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
where the hell u been loca???
sage ahrens-nichols you will ALWAYSSSS be famous #Survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
sage ahrens-nichols you will ALWAYSSSS be famous #Survivor49
sad girls luv money dot mp3
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sad girls luv money dot mp3
ego death at a bachelorette party………. aoty maybe
October 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
ego death at a bachelorette party………. aoty maybe
curtis sliwa if he was a character on rugrats:
chunky finsta
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
curtis sliwa if he was a character on rugrats:
now all the odds are… they’re in MY favor??? something’s BOUNDDD to begin!! it’s gonna happen—happen some time!!!! maybe THIS time…. maybe THIIIS TIME i’ll win!!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
now all the odds are… they’re in MY favor??? something’s BOUNDDD to begin!! it’s gonna happen—happen some time!!!! maybe THIS time…. maybe THIIIS TIME i’ll win!!!!!
happy pajamtober everyone
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
happy pajamtober everyone
i would do this
Park Bom is reportedly seeking 1002003004006007001000034'64272e trillion won from YG Entertainment and their CEO Yang Min-suk for alleged financial fraud and embezzlement.
(m.entertain.naver.com/now/article/07…)
(m.entertain.naver.com/now/article/07…)
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i would do this
Reposted by eileen ulich
lazy rainy sunday meow
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
lazy rainy sunday meow
y’all know that millennial thumper white person song where they just go “say! geronimo” a bunch of times?
well it sucks
well it sucks
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
y’all know that millennial thumper white person song where they just go “say! geronimo” a bunch of times?
well it sucks
well it sucks
Reposted by eileen ulich
went to my 10-year high school reunion last night and the most common comment i got was “wait hamza, you’re buff now”
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
went to my 10-year high school reunion last night and the most common comment i got was “wait hamza, you’re buff now”
lazy rainy sunday meow
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
lazy rainy sunday meow
why is no one talking about the fact that because i knew you, because I knew YOU, i have been changed for good??????
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
why is no one talking about the fact that because i knew you, because I knew YOU, i have been changed for good??????
i wanna dance to me me me me me when i go to the club club club club club club
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i wanna dance to me me me me me when i go to the club club club club club club
session 1 of (hopefully) 2 of this cover-up is done! next up, finishing up all the details in black/gray/white then recoloring where necessary 🌺
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
session 1 of (hopefully) 2 of this cover-up is done! next up, finishing up all the details in black/gray/white then recoloring where necessary 🌺
hey let’s give jessie ware her flowers today
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
hey let’s give jessie ware her flowers today
alright who broke the site
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
alright who broke the site