eileen ulich
@certifiedflop.bsky.social
hamza (he/him), 28, jersey city, designer, partnered, made in 🇵🇰
significant loser
black lives matter, trans lives matter, black trans lives matter
🇵🇸👬🫶🦄
hevy: https://hevy.com/user/certifiedflop
significant loser
black lives matter, trans lives matter, black trans lives matter
🇵🇸👬🫶🦄
hevy: https://hevy.com/user/certifiedflop
been gettin real nice and bulky
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
been gettin real nice and bulky
took new headshots at the work onsite a few weeks ago, and i wish i could use these instead of the boring ones!
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
took new headshots at the work onsite a few weeks ago, and i wish i could use these instead of the boring ones!
blah blah blah hotel room lighting blah blah blah
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
blah blah blah hotel room lighting blah blah blah
hi im bulking btw
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
hi im bulking btw
we showed up to the shrek halloween party as david and victoria (shrek)ham lmao
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
we showed up to the shrek halloween party as david and victoria (shrek)ham lmao
where the hell u been loca???
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
where the hell u been loca???
sage ahrens-nichols you will ALWAYSSSS be famous #Survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
sage ahrens-nichols you will ALWAYSSSS be famous #Survivor49
sad girls luv money dot mp3
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sad girls luv money dot mp3
happy pajamtober everyone
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
happy pajamtober everyone
lazy rainy sunday meow
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
lazy rainy sunday meow
session 1 of (hopefully) 2 of this cover-up is done! next up, finishing up all the details in black/gray/white then recoloring where necessary 🌺
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
session 1 of (hopefully) 2 of this cover-up is done! next up, finishing up all the details in black/gray/white then recoloring where necessary 🌺
why is no one talking about this????
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
why is no one talking about this????
it’s so weird having abs in certain lighting, i’m so not used to that
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
it’s so weird having abs in certain lighting, i’m so not used to that
went to my 10-year high school reunion last night and the most common comment i got was “wait hamza, you’re buff now”
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
went to my 10-year high school reunion last night and the most common comment i got was “wait hamza, you’re buff now”
protecting my peace today
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
protecting my peace today
one last biceptember picture for the road?
September 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
one last biceptember picture for the road?
where r my fellow buff queers at?????
September 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
where r my fellow buff queers at?????
top o the mornin to ya
September 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
top o the mornin to ya
sad that biceptember is almost over
September 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
sad that biceptember is almost over