Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
He/him
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
Views are my own & do not reflect any employer
jeanvendors.com
jordantneves@gmail.com
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
Views are my own & do not reflect any employer
jeanvendors.com
jordantneves@gmail.com
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Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
· Oct 14
#portfolioday and time for a new pinned post I guess - my name is Jordan! I’m an illustrator/designer, colorist, portrait artist, etc. This year I’ve been leaning into my natural frenetic/expressive style. I like drawing weird little guys.
Just had an ad for an apartment intercom system pop up on YouTube after it was specifically brought up in our HoA meeting last night. I feel like this stuff is giving me paranoid schizophrenia
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just had an ad for an apartment intercom system pop up on YouTube after it was specifically brought up in our HoA meeting last night. I feel like this stuff is giving me paranoid schizophrenia
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illustration, girl gamer, magazine (2009) archive.org/details/gg-8...
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
illustration, girl gamer, magazine (2009) archive.org/details/gg-8...
Frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
It’s frog and the undertoad
I draw I PROMISE I draw
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I draw I PROMISE I draw
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Here's some old stuff I found while I was looking for other old stuff
#throwbackthursday
#throwbackthursday
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Here's some old stuff I found while I was looking for other old stuff
#throwbackthursday
#throwbackthursday
I know the “heartbreaking: worst person you know made a good point” photo is probably the most iconic Onion image, but this one is my personal favorite. The gorilla kills me every time
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know the “heartbreaking: worst person you know made a good point” photo is probably the most iconic Onion image, but this one is my personal favorite. The gorilla kills me every time
Huh??? I love blender but I haven’t had it installed on my computer this whole year, and I don’t remember watching ANY tutorials at all
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Huh??? I love blender but I haven’t had it installed on my computer this whole year, and I don’t remember watching ANY tutorials at all
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Didn’t need Spotify Wrapped to know I’ve listened to way too much Ulrich Schnauss this year, or that i tend to put You Should Have Gone to School by BC Camplight on as a nervous tic
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Didn’t need Spotify Wrapped to know I’ve listened to way too much Ulrich Schnauss this year, or that i tend to put You Should Have Gone to School by BC Camplight on as a nervous tic
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a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire
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the other day i was working on a really heavy file in indesign and firefox was taking up 3x the amount of cpu/memory. cool stuff mozilla!
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
the other day i was working on a really heavy file in indesign and firefox was taking up 3x the amount of cpu/memory. cool stuff mozilla!
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gorillaz family christmas
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
gorillaz family christmas
Crazy how it’s the 2nd year in a row I thought F1 would be dull as rocks and things went bonkers in the second half of the season
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Crazy how it’s the 2nd year in a row I thought F1 would be dull as rocks and things went bonkers in the second half of the season
The real answer is as always Frank Welker, since it’ll give you easily like 50% of movies released since his career began
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The real answer is as always Frank Welker, since it’ll give you easily like 50% of movies released since his career began
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You fight. You learn. You bite. You learn. You lose. You learn. You boooooooze you learrrrn
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You fight. You learn. You bite. You learn. You lose. You learn. You boooooooze you learrrrn
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a sketch page from 2023
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
a sketch page from 2023
We’re a year out from public executions of people who sleep late on Charlie Kirk Day, but it’s ok, take your time
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We’re a year out from public executions of people who sleep late on Charlie Kirk Day, but it’s ok, take your time
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toolkit for doom, dos (1995) archive.org/details/tool...
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
toolkit for doom, dos (1995) archive.org/details/tool...
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