Jordan T Neves
@jeanvendors.bsky.social
He/him
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
Views are my own & do not reflect any employer
jeanvendors.com
jordantneves@gmail.com
Illustrator/Designer from SLC by way of LA and Seattle. Video Games, Tabletop, Portraits, Graphic Design, Comics. (Prev. Gearbox, Target, Drawing Booth)
Views are my own & do not reflect any employer
jeanvendors.com
jordantneves@gmail.com
I know the “heartbreaking: worst person you know made a good point” photo is probably the most iconic Onion image, but this one is my personal favorite. The gorilla kills me every time
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know the “heartbreaking: worst person you know made a good point” photo is probably the most iconic Onion image, but this one is my personal favorite. The gorilla kills me every time
Huh??? I love blender but I haven’t had it installed on my computer this whole year, and I don’t remember watching ANY tutorials at all
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Huh??? I love blender but I haven’t had it installed on my computer this whole year, and I don’t remember watching ANY tutorials at all
Aww he’s like Rexy the race car in real life 😍
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Aww he’s like Rexy the race car in real life 😍
Turkey Doo Daydles
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Turkey Doo Daydles
One of these days I’ll stop hating something immediately, then liking it when I rediscover it months later
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One of these days I’ll stop hating something immediately, then liking it when I rediscover it months later
This old Kirby meme I drew still resonates maybe better than ever… or worse, idk
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This old Kirby meme I drew still resonates maybe better than ever… or worse, idk
There’s a hippo on this little spatula plate
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There’s a hippo on this little spatula plate
Daily little fixation is the way Glep disaffectedly says “uhuh” here not even paying attention
November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Daily little fixation is the way Glep disaffectedly says “uhuh” here not even paying attention
You ever listen to a YouTube video essay that sounds like it was written by Carmine Lupertazzi Jr
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You ever listen to a YouTube video essay that sounds like it was written by Carmine Lupertazzi Jr
End of year delusion: a big Sopranos print
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
End of year delusion: a big Sopranos print
Really really hate when you can’t fix someone’s problem and it’s completely ruining their day and you have to just stand there with your hands hovering uselessly like a scared child and all you can say is “gosh i dunno”
October 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Really really hate when you can’t fix someone’s problem and it’s completely ruining their day and you have to just stand there with your hands hovering uselessly like a scared child and all you can say is “gosh i dunno”
Kirby redraw from a couple years back
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Kirby redraw from a couple years back
Bought a cheap lil canvas and poscas… WIP still
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Bought a cheap lil canvas and poscas… WIP still
#portfolioday and time for a new pinned post I guess - my name is Jordan! I’m an illustrator/designer, colorist, portrait artist, etc. This year I’ve been leaning into my natural frenetic/expressive style. I like drawing weird little guys.
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
#portfolioday and time for a new pinned post I guess - my name is Jordan! I’m an illustrator/designer, colorist, portrait artist, etc. This year I’ve been leaning into my natural frenetic/expressive style. I like drawing weird little guys.
I’m aware I’m probably the only human on earth that thinks “Dual Leaper” is funny
October 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m aware I’m probably the only human on earth that thinks “Dual Leaper” is funny
Should I put a movie on for them
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Should I put a movie on for them
Old one I drew for @losthiskeysman.bsky.social’s Blue Beetle series launch a few years back
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Old one I drew for @losthiskeysman.bsky.social’s Blue Beetle series launch a few years back
Spooky season sticker? Might do a drop
October 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Spooky season sticker? Might do a drop