Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen
@jdorchen.bsky.social
essayist, fiction writer, other kind of writer, food preparer and eater, illustration guy, sickened unto death by the folly of humanity, nevertheless astonished by the cosmic myriad
Pinned
I mean no disrespect, but I just heard with my admittedly faulty ears that Jesus died for arson.
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The backlash against MeToo was always rich white men who wanted to avoid accountability and ensure their place in the social hierarchy.
www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...
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How the men in the Epstein files defeated #MeToo
The emails show the “anti-woke” crusaders are afraid of accountability.
www.theverge.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The backlash against MeToo was always rich white men who wanted to avoid accountability and ensure their place in the social hierarchy.
www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...
www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...
This is a pretty important thread:
This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So:
In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.
In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 6, 2026 at 9:03 AM
This is a pretty important thread:
Isolating the Presidential Shart
Syntact 🇨🇦 on Instagram: "Forensically isolating the Presidential Shart.. 💩💨 #audio #Science #shart"
138K likes, 4,069 comments - iamsyntact on February 3, 2026: "Forensically isolating the Presidential Shart.. 💩💨 #audio #Science #shart".
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February 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Isolating the Presidential Shart
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Now is a great time to go check out that local coffee shop that's maybe a couple blocks away.
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Now is a great time to go check out that local coffee shop that's maybe a couple blocks away.
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Everyone in those Epstein files has to be publicly executed. There’s genuinely no other way forward.
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Everyone in those Epstein files has to be publicly executed. There’s genuinely no other way forward.
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A pedophile speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast is right on brand.
February 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
A pedophile speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast is right on brand.
They will be able to post half an ICE agent at each station and we the people will reduce each half agent by exactly another half.
Leavitt refuses to rule out plans to station ICE agents at midterm polling locations
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
They will be able to post half an ICE agent at each station and we the people will reduce each half agent by exactly another half.
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We Are Nothing Like the Gestapo.
TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
We Are Nothing Like the Gestapo.
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Noem has received blowback for her response to fatal shootings by federal agents in Minnesota.
Nearly 60% Of Voters Think Kristi Noem Should Be Removed After Minnesota Shootings
Noem has received blowback for her response to fatal shootings by federal agents in Minnesota.
www.forbes.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Noem has received blowback for her response to fatal shootings by federal agents in Minnesota.
Shut it down! Shut it down for good!
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
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February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Shut it down! Shut it down for good!
This is the worst, dumbest idea I've heard this year that hasn't come out of the White House. Unless it has.
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This is the worst, dumbest idea I've heard this year that hasn't come out of the White House. Unless it has.
Fortune number 3 just dropped at Based Fortune Cookie! Go! Like! Subscribe!
Fortune 3
The Elder Gods of Cthulhu will pry their way back into this world, creating untold mayhem, carnage, and chaos, but compared to the current regime they will be refreshingly reasonable.Lucky numbers: 6 ...
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February 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Fortune number 3 just dropped at Based Fortune Cookie! Go! Like! Subscribe!
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Call your Dem Senators along with Schumer and Jefferies ask them why they voted unanimously for the Sanders Amendment to defund ICE last week, but it's not on this list.
Tell them no money for ICE. ICE must be defunded.
Your reps can be reached
202-224-3121
Need help use 5calls.org
Tell them no money for ICE. ICE must be defunded.
Your reps can be reached
202-224-3121
Need help use 5calls.org
February 5, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Call your Dem Senators along with Schumer and Jefferies ask them why they voted unanimously for the Sanders Amendment to defund ICE last week, but it's not on this list.
Tell them no money for ICE. ICE must be defunded.
Your reps can be reached
202-224-3121
Need help use 5calls.org
Tell them no money for ICE. ICE must be defunded.
Your reps can be reached
202-224-3121
Need help use 5calls.org
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There is not enough ICE to surround even 5% of the polling locations, but he wants to scare people into not showing up.
i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
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February 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
There is not enough ICE to surround even 5% of the polling locations, but he wants to scare people into not showing up.
"Look at silly, impractical, showboating Bernie, making his impossible demands to a fascist monolith."
STFU AND DO SOMETHING YOU THIN-BLOODED COWARDLY FUCKS
STFU AND DO SOMETHING YOU THIN-BLOODED COWARDLY FUCKS
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"Look at silly, impractical, showboating Bernie, making his impossible demands to a fascist monolith."
STFU AND DO SOMETHING YOU THIN-BLOODED COWARDLY FUCKS
STFU AND DO SOMETHING YOU THIN-BLOODED COWARDLY FUCKS
sic semper
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
sic semper
The time to clean house is long overdue
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The time to clean house is long overdue
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Blutah?
UPDATE: Students at BYU are also protesting Border Patrol’s presence at a job fair on campus at their university tomorrow.
Update: Border Patrol plans to recruit at UVU and BYU’s job fairs. Students and faculty are pushing back.
The inclusion of U.S. Customs and Border Protection on the list of employers who plan to recruit at both UVU and BYU's job fairs this week has drawn major attention online.
www.sltrib.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Blutah?
This morning's Moment of Truth, both text and audio recorded live, is up at Right Twice a Day. Give it a read/listen, won't you? Or listen to the whole episode when it's posted later today!
Judge Mental
Legendary? If only! This story is true, but it shouldn't be.
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February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This morning's Moment of Truth, both text and audio recorded live, is up at Right Twice a Day. Give it a read/listen, won't you? Or listen to the whole episode when it's posted later today!
He identifies as ten pounds of shit yet he's in a five-pound bag.
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
He identifies as ten pounds of shit yet he's in a five-pound bag.
There's good news and bad news. The LA City Council laughed at the Chief of Police suggesting that allowing ICE to continue its fascist rampage was "making the city safer." The bad news is Dems in Congress are still clueless losers who will not protect us.
18K views · 195 reactions | DAILY MEMO: LAPD Chief is Laughed At, Dems Demand ICE ‘Behaves,’ And ICE Continues While CBP is MIA
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DAILY MEMO: LAPD Chief is Laughed At, Dems Demand ICE ‘Behaves,’ And ICE Continues While CBP is MIA
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February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
There's good news and bad news. The LA City Council laughed at the Chief of Police suggesting that allowing ICE to continue its fascist rampage was "making the city safer." The bad news is Dems in Congress are still clueless losers who will not protect us.
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We've been punched in the face so many times you'd THINK we'd have finally pulled the gloves off by now. The hope I have is not with the dems in Congress but the people in Minneapolis...their tenacity is inspiring the country who has collectively had it with this BS. It's gone on WAY too long!
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
We've been punched in the face so many times you'd THINK we'd have finally pulled the gloves off by now. The hope I have is not with the dems in Congress but the people in Minneapolis...their tenacity is inspiring the country who has collectively had it with this BS. It's gone on WAY too long!
Holy shit. Gendarmes gettin' tough on fascism? They don't want to get made fun of a second time for rolling out the red carpet for Nazis to overrun their country.
French headquarters of Elon Musk’s X raided by Paris cybercrime unit
Prosecutors’ announcement comes amid a hardening of European attitudes to social media firms
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February 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Holy shit. Gendarmes gettin' tough on fascism? They don't want to get made fun of a second time for rolling out the red carpet for Nazis to overrun their country.