J. Doe, RN
@jdoern.bsky.social
They/Them
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Actual nurse. No medical advice, because I’m not *your* nurse. Spoonie. Wannabe homesteader. Yarn enthusiast. Remember the airplane rule!
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No Nazis, no TERFs, no SWERFs, and all cats are beautiful.
✡️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Actual nurse. No medical advice, because I’m not *your* nurse. Spoonie. Wannabe homesteader. Yarn enthusiast. Remember the airplane rule!
❤️ @archangelzeriel.bsky.social ❤️
No Nazis, no TERFs, no SWERFs, and all cats are beautiful.
Pinned
Happy Friday the 13th!
ONE DAY I will have my ducks in a row long enough to schedule a tattoo appointment on Friday the 13th. For a tattoo of the number 13. As one does, when one is a tattoo nerd.
Today is not that day.
(Yes, I am Jewish. Eyes on your own work, Bud.)
ONE DAY I will have my ducks in a row long enough to schedule a tattoo appointment on Friday the 13th. For a tattoo of the number 13. As one does, when one is a tattoo nerd.
Today is not that day.
(Yes, I am Jewish. Eyes on your own work, Bud.)
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Happy Friday the 13th!
ONE DAY I will have my ducks in a row long enough to schedule a tattoo appointment on Friday the 13th. For a tattoo of the number 13. As one does, when one is a tattoo nerd.
Today is not that day.
(Yes, I am Jewish. Eyes on your own work, Bud.)
ONE DAY I will have my ducks in a row long enough to schedule a tattoo appointment on Friday the 13th. For a tattoo of the number 13. As one does, when one is a tattoo nerd.
Today is not that day.
(Yes, I am Jewish. Eyes on your own work, Bud.)
I almost had a CVI trying to read this.
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I almost had a CVI trying to read this.
Age verification?
Murder, She Wrote aired on Sunday nights right after 60 Minutes.
Murder, She Wrote aired on Sunday nights right after 60 Minutes.
Age verification?
Be kind; rewind.
Be kind; rewind.
Age verification?
I’ve pumped leaded gasoline into a car.
I’ve pumped leaded gasoline into a car.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Age verification?
Murder, She Wrote aired on Sunday nights right after 60 Minutes.
Murder, She Wrote aired on Sunday nights right after 60 Minutes.
Vaccinate your children.
Do it, but not because Oz said to. You can do it because *I* said to, if you like.
But I think PROTECTING YOUR KIDS FROM A DISEASE THAT CAN KILL THEM is the better reason.
#vaccinessavelives #vaccinescauseadults
Do it, but not because Oz said to. You can do it because *I* said to, if you like.
But I think PROTECTING YOUR KIDS FROM A DISEASE THAT CAN KILL THEM is the better reason.
#vaccinessavelives #vaccinescauseadults
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Vaccinate your children.
Do it, but not because Oz said to. You can do it because *I* said to, if you like.
But I think PROTECTING YOUR KIDS FROM A DISEASE THAT CAN KILL THEM is the better reason.
#vaccinessavelives #vaccinescauseadults
Do it, but not because Oz said to. You can do it because *I* said to, if you like.
But I think PROTECTING YOUR KIDS FROM A DISEASE THAT CAN KILL THEM is the better reason.
#vaccinessavelives #vaccinescauseadults
Hey I just heard that the rapist known as Neil Gaiman is trying to make a come back...
Don't let him, Internet. Do. Not. Let. Him.
Amanda, too.
Fuck 'em both.
Don't let him, Internet. Do. Not. Let. Him.
Amanda, too.
Fuck 'em both.
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Hey I just heard that the rapist known as Neil Gaiman is trying to make a come back...
Don't let him, Internet. Do. Not. Let. Him.
Amanda, too.
Fuck 'em both.
Don't let him, Internet. Do. Not. Let. Him.
Amanda, too.
Fuck 'em both.
...He's fucking what now?
Oh no. Nossir. Go back to your compound and wait to get arrested.
Oh no. Nossir. Go back to your compound and wait to get arrested.
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
...He's fucking what now?
Oh no. Nossir. Go back to your compound and wait to get arrested.
Oh no. Nossir. Go back to your compound and wait to get arrested.
I believe you, and I am so, so sorry.
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I believe you, and I am so, so sorry.
I wanted to go feed and warm up our unhoused neighbors today. I have a Zoom meeting (for a different charity) from 6p-8p tonight. ...Per the Signal chat that started at 12:15 this morning, everyone wants to do outreach ...from 6-8.
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I wanted to go feed and warm up our unhoused neighbors today. I have a Zoom meeting (for a different charity) from 6p-8p tonight. ...Per the Signal chat that started at 12:15 this morning, everyone wants to do outreach ...from 6-8.
The problem with being the token Old (is that what the kids are calling us 40+ folks these days?) in my local queer activist group is that *I AM ASLEEP* when people start planning shit on Signal.
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The problem with being the token Old (is that what the kids are calling us 40+ folks these days?) in my local queer activist group is that *I AM ASLEEP* when people start planning shit on Signal.
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A joke about a chalice with big titties.
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
A joke about a chalice with big titties.
I was making a joke, bruh
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I was making a joke, bruh
Monty Python and the Holy Grail With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Face Off With Big Naturals
Face Off With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Avatar: Fire and Ash With Big Naturals
Avatar: Fire and Ash With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail With Big Naturals
As a healthcare professional I whole-heartedly endorse this message.
Especially if you're over 40.
Especially if you're over 40.
So many people injure themselves shoveling, back strain, arms, weird twisting...
And SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE HEART ATTACKS WHILE SHOVELING HEAVY, WET SNOW.
Take breaks.
Help your neighbours.
And SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE HEART ATTACKS WHILE SHOVELING HEAVY, WET SNOW.
Take breaks.
Help your neighbours.
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
As a healthcare professional I whole-heartedly endorse this message.
Especially if you're over 40.
Especially if you're over 40.
Teenagers can be assholes sometimes. It's been hard for me to internalize that, because I could not be anything other than perfect when I was my kid's age...
Yay for breaking the cycle of abuse, I guess?
Seriously though, I flipped my kid off behind her back SO HARD just now.
Asshole.
Yay for breaking the cycle of abuse, I guess?
Seriously though, I flipped my kid off behind her back SO HARD just now.
Asshole.
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Teenagers can be assholes sometimes. It's been hard for me to internalize that, because I could not be anything other than perfect when I was my kid's age...
Yay for breaking the cycle of abuse, I guess?
Seriously though, I flipped my kid off behind her back SO HARD just now.
Asshole.
Yay for breaking the cycle of abuse, I guess?
Seriously though, I flipped my kid off behind her back SO HARD just now.
Asshole.
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Don't buy from the US.
Don't invest in the US.
Don't visit the US.
Don't make deals with the US.
Above all, don't trust the US.
Ever again.
Don't invest in the US.
Don't visit the US.
Don't make deals with the US.
Above all, don't trust the US.
Ever again.
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Don't buy from the US.
Don't invest in the US.
Don't visit the US.
Don't make deals with the US.
Above all, don't trust the US.
Ever again.
Don't invest in the US.
Don't visit the US.
Don't make deals with the US.
Above all, don't trust the US.
Ever again.
Elijah has vanquished a handknit sock.
The sock has already been worn. It likely smells like my feet.
Cats are gross little weirdos.
The sock has already been worn. It likely smells like my feet.
Cats are gross little weirdos.
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Elijah has vanquished a handknit sock.
The sock has already been worn. It likely smells like my feet.
Cats are gross little weirdos.
The sock has already been worn. It likely smells like my feet.
Cats are gross little weirdos.
Reposted by J. Doe, RN
in the early days of the Nazi regime, they weaponized capital controls to rob Jews trying to leave the country
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 PM
in the early days of the Nazi regime, they weaponized capital controls to rob Jews trying to leave the country
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
ATTENTION:
You have reached a Crafting checkpoint.
Share a photo of your current WIP(s) so we can all ooo & ahh.
Afterwards, stop doomscrolling and work on your WIP(s). Or start a new project, if you want. I'm not a cop, and ACAB anyway.
Tuesdays are for spinning.
You have reached a Crafting checkpoint.
Share a photo of your current WIP(s) so we can all ooo & ahh.
Afterwards, stop doomscrolling and work on your WIP(s). Or start a new project, if you want. I'm not a cop, and ACAB anyway.
Tuesdays are for spinning.
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 PM
ATTENTION:
You have reached a Crafting checkpoint.
Share a photo of your current WIP(s) so we can all ooo & ahh.
Afterwards, stop doomscrolling and work on your WIP(s). Or start a new project, if you want. I'm not a cop, and ACAB anyway.
Tuesdays are for spinning.
You have reached a Crafting checkpoint.
Share a photo of your current WIP(s) so we can all ooo & ahh.
Afterwards, stop doomscrolling and work on your WIP(s). Or start a new project, if you want. I'm not a cop, and ACAB anyway.
Tuesdays are for spinning.
Holy damn, you're hot as hell.
...They said respectfully.
...They said respectfully.
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Holy damn, you're hot as hell.
...They said respectfully.
...They said respectfully.
OH RIGHT, the playoffs.
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
OH RIGHT, the playoffs.
So... it seems that the Football today has been extra spicy?
I have no idea what the details are, but my feed is full of emotions.
I have no idea what the details are, but my feed is full of emotions.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
So... it seems that the Football today has been extra spicy?
I have no idea what the details are, but my feed is full of emotions.
I have no idea what the details are, but my feed is full of emotions.