Alessandra 🏳️⚧️
@notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social
White Girl Gucci Man (No Spray Tan)
No, I’m not Lilah from Buffy. I’m just envious of her cheekbones.
No, I’m not Lilah from Buffy. I’m just envious of her cheekbones.
I like to use the AI of my brain, my imagination.
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I like to use the AI of my brain, my imagination.
I have had 2 intakes miss their times. Did I do paperwork I need to do? No, I read my Warhammer 40K novel.
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I have had 2 intakes miss their times. Did I do paperwork I need to do? No, I read my Warhammer 40K novel.
Vote for the lesser transphobe or you are transphobic, said the rich actress.
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Vote for the lesser transphobe or you are transphobic, said the rich actress.
Paladin/Sorcerer combo is unmatched . Chop and blast with glee.
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Paladin/Sorcerer combo is unmatched . Chop and blast with glee.
Since starting HRT in December, I now check each morning on my ass and tit growth with the eternal question in my mind, ‘will I be an assy lady, or titties lady?’
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Since starting HRT in December, I now check each morning on my ass and tit growth with the eternal question in my mind, ‘will I be an assy lady, or titties lady?’
I wish I could have lived as her my whole life. The creeping sadness looking back at a long time of anger, nihilism and despair living as a man and not knowing the ‘why.’ Knowing some of the best parts of myself have been shaven down or lost in that time. A lifetime of regret.
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I wish I could have lived as her my whole life. The creeping sadness looking back at a long time of anger, nihilism and despair living as a man and not knowing the ‘why.’ Knowing some of the best parts of myself have been shaven down or lost in that time. A lifetime of regret.
‘I’m a little Tea-Thot short and stout, fill me up, and then pour me out’
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
‘I’m a little Tea-Thot short and stout, fill me up, and then pour me out’
I love how my progesterone pills are perfect little balls with a cute line in the middle. The pills visually tells you, ‘take this one to get thicc’
January 27, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I love how my progesterone pills are perfect little balls with a cute line in the middle. The pills visually tells you, ‘take this one to get thicc’
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Face Off With Big Naturals
Face Off With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Avatar: Fire and Ash With Big Naturals
Avatar: Fire and Ash With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Tombstone With Big Naturals
Tombstone With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Face Off With Big Naturals
Face Off With Big Naturals
I suck at spending too much time on a day off asking myself if I’m using my time well. I’m not when I’m obsessing over that. Ugh.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I suck at spending too much time on a day off asking myself if I’m using my time well. I’m not when I’m obsessing over that. Ugh.
In a race against time to finish my job and move on to working for myself before my tits show too much (I’m not out at work). Adds to the excitement of life lol
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
In a race against time to finish my job and move on to working for myself before my tits show too much (I’m not out at work). Adds to the excitement of life lol
My New Year’s resolution is to read and work out more. We’ll see
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to read and work out more. We’ll see
In a world that is increasingly cruel I just want to wish you a happy new year and a happier and kinder 2026. Especially all the trans girls.
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
In a world that is increasingly cruel I just want to wish you a happy new year and a happier and kinder 2026. Especially all the trans girls.
She’s in fine form today
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
She’s in fine form today
Getting to the point in life where a long stretch of uninterrupted reading and writing time gets me so excited, they way going out used to when I was young
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Getting to the point in life where a long stretch of uninterrupted reading and writing time gets me so excited, they way going out used to when I was young
Why did you transition? Wrong Answers only.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
It would've been weird for a man to host a podcast about the female characters of Sesame Street
It would've been weird for a man to host a podcast about the female characters of Sesame Street
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
There was this prophecy about “firstborn son of the father” and I was like “fuck that”
There was this prophecy about “firstborn son of the father” and I was like “fuck that”
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why did you transition? Wrong Answers only.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
Happy birthday Joe! (You know the one I mean)
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy birthday Joe! (You know the one I mean)
I’m fully in the Christmas spirit. I want to dress in red and be slutty and be cozy all day with my girlfriend.
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m fully in the Christmas spirit. I want to dress in red and be slutty and be cozy all day with my girlfriend.
Being on HRT secretly is kind of fun. Call me a man as much as you want, I’m Changggggiinggggg
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Being on HRT secretly is kind of fun. Call me a man as much as you want, I’m Changggggiinggggg
I’ve never really comprehended people having multiple Bluesky accounts, I barely keep up with one
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve never really comprehended people having multiple Bluesky accounts, I barely keep up with one
Adding something like this to my D&D game
These green books are toxic. Here's why #Ontario #Video
Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont.
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Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont.
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www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
These green books are toxic. Here's why
Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont. Special collections and rare books librarian Deborah Meert-Will...
www.cbc.ca
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Adding something like this to my D&D game
I have to do drug group every fucking day. It takes so long to document, it’s ruining my workday, and there’s no end to it until I get my hours and testing done for my LCSW and I’m overloaded on clients. And then I have to go home and study.
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have to do drug group every fucking day. It takes so long to document, it’s ruining my workday, and there’s no end to it until I get my hours and testing done for my LCSW and I’m overloaded on clients. And then I have to go home and study.
Dick Cheney dead. Pussy Cheney’s time in the sun has arrived.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dick Cheney dead. Pussy Cheney’s time in the sun has arrived.
Went walking in the woods yesterday
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Went walking in the woods yesterday