Alessandra 🏳️⚧️
@notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social
The last real dirtbag t-girl
No, I’m not Lilah from Buffy. I’m just envious of her cheekbones.
No, I’m not Lilah from Buffy. I’m just envious of her cheekbones.
I’ve never really comprehended people having multiple Bluesky accounts, I barely keep up with one
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve never really comprehended people having multiple Bluesky accounts, I barely keep up with one
Adding something like this to my D&D game
These green books are toxic. Here's why #Ontario #Video
Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont.
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Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont.
/1 thread
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
These green books are toxic. Here's why
Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont. Special collections and rare books librarian Deborah Meert-Will...
www.cbc.ca
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Adding something like this to my D&D game
I have to do drug group every fucking day. It takes so long to document, it’s ruining my workday, and there’s no end to it until I get my hours and testing done for my LCSW and I’m overloaded on clients. And then I have to go home and study.
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have to do drug group every fucking day. It takes so long to document, it’s ruining my workday, and there’s no end to it until I get my hours and testing done for my LCSW and I’m overloaded on clients. And then I have to go home and study.
Dick Cheney dead. Pussy Cheney’s time in the sun has arrived.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dick Cheney dead. Pussy Cheney’s time in the sun has arrived.
Went walking in the woods yesterday
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Went walking in the woods yesterday
I need to do the background check and then study to take the LSW test and then take the test and then submit my hours and then wait and then once I do all that I can take some time for my transition. It’s such a goddamn slog, but I’ll do it for the estrogen.
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I need to do the background check and then study to take the LSW test and then take the test and then submit my hours and then wait and then once I do all that I can take some time for my transition. It’s such a goddamn slog, but I’ll do it for the estrogen.
No, this couldn’t be me exactly. That’s not steam shooting out of my ears.
two things i see over and over again talking to trans femmes about their pre-transition lives:
1) weird, circuitous life paths/careers
2) romantic feelings or relationships with much older women
1) weird, circuitous life paths/careers
2) romantic feelings or relationships with much older women
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No, this couldn’t be me exactly. That’s not steam shooting out of my ears.
The thing that absolutely kills me with this defending the Maine guys Nazi tattoo, is the military vet ranks are replete with black leftists who joined to go to college. Just get one of those guys if you HAVE to have a vet.
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The thing that absolutely kills me with this defending the Maine guys Nazi tattoo, is the military vet ranks are replete with black leftists who joined to go to college. Just get one of those guys if you HAVE to have a vet.
Getting some extra use out of my sexy bunny costume. Can’t just wear it once. Happy Halloween party to you
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Getting some extra use out of my sexy bunny costume. Can’t just wear it once. Happy Halloween party to you
It seems like the world is going insane, such a perfect time to get into Warhammer 40k lore.
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It seems like the world is going insane, such a perfect time to get into Warhammer 40k lore.
I wish someone taught me that the key to art is to just stick with it. I mostly write bad poetry, but every once in a while I do something good, but not without all those fails.
October 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I wish someone taught me that the key to art is to just stick with it. I mostly write bad poetry, but every once in a while I do something good, but not without all those fails.
One of the most wonderfully bad man things is just screwing up your relationship until it’s too late and then feeling sorry for yourself.
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
One of the most wonderfully bad man things is just screwing up your relationship until it’s too late and then feeling sorry for yourself.
I listened to the Taylor album, kind of boring. I don’t know all the inside baseball stuff here that she apparently hides in the lyrics so I guess I’m missing the references, and without that, it’s just kinda meh
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I listened to the Taylor album, kind of boring. I don’t know all the inside baseball stuff here that she apparently hides in the lyrics so I guess I’m missing the references, and without that, it’s just kinda meh
I’m a champion of these, undefeated
I’m winning the argument I haven’t had yet and may never have that I’m having in my head with myself
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m a champion of these, undefeated
The hottest thing a woman can wear is a baseball jersey and baseball hat. Peak Hot Lesbian look. Always works.
October 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The hottest thing a woman can wear is a baseball jersey and baseball hat. Peak Hot Lesbian look. Always works.
Future needs a rival rapper called Past, who would be a 90s style rapper
October 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Future needs a rival rapper called Past, who would be a 90s style rapper
My cats know that if they snuggle me enough I will take longer to get out of bed, bastards
September 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My cats know that if they snuggle me enough I will take longer to get out of bed, bastards
Getting anxious about starting to use my at home laser this weekend, but my dream of being free from all this hair pushes me
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Getting anxious about starting to use my at home laser this weekend, but my dream of being free from all this hair pushes me
President Xi, my people yearn for freedom. Save us from these fascist swine.
Rep. Troy Nehls: I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in the biblical times, he'd be the 13th disciple.
September 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
President Xi, my people yearn for freedom. Save us from these fascist swine.
I wish I was the girl in the lo fi mixes just vibing with a cat comfortably
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I wish I was the girl in the lo fi mixes just vibing with a cat comfortably
If it was my son, I would complement him for his accuracy and help him get to Mexico
September 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If it was my son, I would complement him for his accuracy and help him get to Mexico
The kind of horny that burns in your soul
September 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The kind of horny that burns in your soul
I can’t imagine being off this long and then going back to play football. Thinking about that makes me sore
September 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I can’t imagine being off this long and then going back to play football. Thinking about that makes me sore
The Eagles begin the quest for their dynasty tonight, it will be so hard to try and focus on work today. Go Birds
September 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The Eagles begin the quest for their dynasty tonight, it will be so hard to try and focus on work today. Go Birds
I wish I had enough money so that I could just transition and not work for like 3 years until I was fully womanized, and until then just be a cute little housewife
August 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I wish I had enough money so that I could just transition and not work for like 3 years until I was fully womanized, and until then just be a cute little housewife