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Josh Crocker
@jcrocker.bsky.social
(He/Him)

hold on for a minute, I believe that we can fix this if we try 🏳️‍🌈
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Hey folks! I'm Josh, pronouns are he/him. A brief intro thread:

Raised Southern Baptist Evangelical and lived/worked exclusively in those spaces until my 30th birthday (almost to the day!) when I started the process of coming out. I was married and working in full-time ministry at the time...
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Trump wants to build himself a gaudy ballroom at the same time he is taking food away from children.
Trump waves around renderings of his new ballroom, which appears to be entirely gold
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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the southern baptist convention just had to sell their headquarters in downtown nashville to pay for all the sex abuse legal fees.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jun 10
Southern Baptists overwhelmingly endorse a ban on gay marriage — including a call for reversing the Supreme Court's precedent legalizing it nationwide.

Read more: cnn.it/45jI6R9
June 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hey I've been out of pocket for a minute, y'all still skeet over here?
May 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don't think I'll ever get over evangelicals placing heterosexuality above all else, including obeying the *actual* commands of Jesus
December 27, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Are we doing pet pics today? I have contributions

First up is Ellie, my OG 10 year-old pit/boxer mix

Next is Stevie the silver tabby

Then Bruce the bestest good boy

And finally Bailey the blueberry ❤️
December 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
*deep breath*

"A Little Bit Alexis" >>> "Work Bitch"

*Runs away*
December 18, 2024 at 12:36 PM
As far as I can tell, gays age in one of two ways:

We either gradually turn into some type of bear or we become increasingly mistakeable for a lesbian

I have yet to see a third variation
December 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Also, Cee Lo Green's version of this is top tier.

I shan't be taking questions.
mary did you know is not my favorite christmas song by any stretch but i think some of the critiques are a little deliberately obtuse about how rhetorical questions work in music.
December 12, 2024 at 8:16 PM
🎶let us beeeeee glad
Let us be gratefuuuuuul
Let us rejoicify that goodness could subduuuuuueeeee 🎶

Sony Spider-Man Universe Reportedly Done as Kraven the Hunter Targets Opening Worse Than Madame Web
ign.com/articles/son...
Sony Spider-Man Universe Reportedly Done as Kraven the Hunter Targets Opening Worse Than Madame Web - IGN
Sony is reportedly giving up on its Spider-Man universe, which includes universally panned films such as Venom and Morbius, as Kraven the Hunter is projected for a worse opening weekend than the disas...
ign.com
December 11, 2024 at 5:16 PM
If you needed any further reasons, here's your sign to divest from the *majority* of the major news outlets bc they are so grotesquely unserious

I'm following AP, Reuters, and PBS for my news now. All the rest can kick rocks
December 11, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Reasons I shan't be bothered in December:

1. Cynthia's version of "The Wizard And I" *exists*
2. Crimmus
3. Too foggy
4. Got chill bumps whilst listening to "Defying Gravity" and shaving my head and couldn't tell where I'd shaved already
5. Luigi
6. I deserve an otter (take that how you will)
December 10, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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After years of talking to Trump supporters my view of them has become very simple: They want socialist, even sometimes progressive reforms but they want them from someone who makes those reforms feel powerful and masculine and they want to make sure the people they don't like don't benefit from them
we're cooked
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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The United States has the highest GDP in the world by *ten trillion dollars*. It's not even close. Americans should retire at 60 w/ full pension. We should have free universal healthcare. We should have free PreK-PhD education. This belt-tightening ideology is a neurotoxin limiting our potential.
December 9, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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gotDAMN
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Just had someone block me on here because I didn't respond to a DM immediately.

We were messaging about some of his work and I was hoping to commission him for a Christmas gift, but I was asleep for most of the day yesterday due to my body fighting an infection.

People suck
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
JJ is my BlueSky guide (he doesn't know this) so if he does it I'm doing it
finally doing this one after seeing it make the rounds for a while
December 5, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Ah yes, the white moderate calling from civility from the vulnerable and oppressed. I've seen this movie
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Hi
December 5, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I'm sorry but Drew Barrymore must be stopped
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I was going through something this year lmao
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Couldn't have said it better.
Because the trans people in my life are the strongest people I know. They’ve wrestled with inner truth deeper than the rest of us ever will, and as a result, they know themselves better than any of us will know ourselves.

Trans people are not up for debate. Trans people are family. ❤️
My guess is that a lot of trans people will be feeling a ton of stress and worry over SCOTUS today.

If you are a cis person, quote this and say why you support trans people and what you are willing to do to support us if the government comes for us.
December 4, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Randomly remembered seeing "300" when it came out in theaters w my suitemates in college

During the scene with the dancing naked oracle one guy yelled out

"GUARD YER HEARTS, MEN!"

And he said it in a pirate voice
December 4, 2024 at 2:58 AM