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Often NSFW. Be forewarned, or excited. Just don't be weird.
Blurring the line between ‘hype guy’ and ‘shameless flirt’.
**I block faceless/empty accounts**
Please be 21+
📍Chicago
Blurring the line between ‘hype guy’ and ‘shameless flirt’.
**I block faceless/empty accounts**
Please be 21+
📍Chicago
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Biblical Hermeneutics
Teaching Methods
Orchestration and Conducting
Probability and Statistics
Pshychology
It's giving 'I have no idea what I'm doing'
Biblical Hermeneutics
Teaching Methods
Orchestration and Conducting
Probability and Statistics
Pshychology
It's giving 'I have no idea what I'm doing'
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Sport and Spectacle in Ancient Rome
Gender and Sexuality
Survival Swimming
Astronomy 101
Early American Literature
It’s giving I went to a liberal arts college without saying I went to a liberal arts college.
Sport and Spectacle in Ancient Rome
Gender and Sexuality
Survival Swimming
Astronomy 101
Early American Literature
It’s giving I went to a liberal arts college without saying I went to a liberal arts college.
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Markup and Scripting Languages
Sociology of Education
Genetics
Philosophy of Humor
Organic Chemistry
Let’s see who can guess what my major was (two of these were electives).
Markup and Scripting Languages
Sociology of Education
Genetics
Philosophy of Humor
Organic Chemistry
Let’s see who can guess what my major was (two of these were electives).
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Biblical Hermeneutics
Teaching Methods
Orchestration and Conducting
Probability and Statistics
Pshychology
It's giving 'I have no idea what I'm doing'
Biblical Hermeneutics
Teaching Methods
Orchestration and Conducting
Probability and Statistics
Pshychology
It's giving 'I have no idea what I'm doing'
Condemning racism should never feel scary.
The president posted an awful video yesterday that depicted the Obamas as apes. That trope is very old. It's never been funny. It is gross and wrong and horrific.
The president posted an awful video yesterday that depicted the Obamas as apes. That trope is very old. It's never been funny. It is gross and wrong and horrific.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Condemning racism should never feel scary.
The president posted an awful video yesterday that depicted the Obamas as apes. That trope is very old. It's never been funny. It is gross and wrong and horrific.
The president posted an awful video yesterday that depicted the Obamas as apes. That trope is very old. It's never been funny. It is gross and wrong and horrific.
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Tale as old as capitalistic exploitation of the working class
So because their AI isn’t equipped to handle all driving scenarios they’re hiring exploited overseas laborers to maneuver them…
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Tale as old as capitalistic exploitation of the working class
No matter how often I watch Parks and Rec, when Ben asks Leslie to meet at the wildflower mural to discuss ideas, I always get mushy and romantic.
a man and a woman are sitting on a bench with flowers on the wall behind them .
Alt: Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope are sitting on a bench in front of the wildflower mural at Pawnee City Hall.
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January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
No matter how often I watch Parks and Rec, when Ben asks Leslie to meet at the wildflower mural to discuss ideas, I always get mushy and romantic.
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Wintery Highland scenes
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Wintery Highland scenes
I've been having some minor back pain, so I went to the chiropractor today for the first time in 10 years. She did a pelvic x-ray and showed me the image.
Standing barefoot on the floor, my right hip is fully two inches higher than my left. My jaw hit the floor!
I start physical therapy next week.
Standing barefoot on the floor, my right hip is fully two inches higher than my left. My jaw hit the floor!
I start physical therapy next week.
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I've been having some minor back pain, so I went to the chiropractor today for the first time in 10 years. She did a pelvic x-ray and showed me the image.
Standing barefoot on the floor, my right hip is fully two inches higher than my left. My jaw hit the floor!
I start physical therapy next week.
Standing barefoot on the floor, my right hip is fully two inches higher than my left. My jaw hit the floor!
I start physical therapy next week.
I had a coffee date this morning.
And I spent the whole night dreaming of how badly it could go.
Thankfully, it didn't involve climbing large trees, long arduous hikes, water slides or his family members tagging along. (Dreams, amirite?)
And I spent the whole night dreaming of how badly it could go.
Thankfully, it didn't involve climbing large trees, long arduous hikes, water slides or his family members tagging along. (Dreams, amirite?)
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I had a coffee date this morning.
And I spent the whole night dreaming of how badly it could go.
Thankfully, it didn't involve climbing large trees, long arduous hikes, water slides or his family members tagging along. (Dreams, amirite?)
And I spent the whole night dreaming of how badly it could go.
Thankfully, it didn't involve climbing large trees, long arduous hikes, water slides or his family members tagging along. (Dreams, amirite?)
I'm an usher in a theatre. I went up to a person tonight and told them to put their phone away and stop video-ing. They were not even being subtle.
Not even a minute later, they had their phone out and were taking another video. I told them security would remove them if I caught them again....
Not even a minute later, they had their phone out and were taking another video. I told them security would remove them if I caught them again....
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I'm an usher in a theatre. I went up to a person tonight and told them to put their phone away and stop video-ing. They were not even being subtle.
Not even a minute later, they had their phone out and were taking another video. I told them security would remove them if I caught them again....
Not even a minute later, they had their phone out and were taking another video. I told them security would remove them if I caught them again....
Dosed some NyQuil (to make sure I sleep) and went to bed early last night. And I'm feeling much better today.
Late night (early morning?) panic attacks just kill the entire day.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dosed some NyQuil (to make sure I sleep) and went to bed early last night. And I'm feeling much better today.
Late night (early morning?) panic attacks just kill the entire day.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Late night (early morning?) panic attacks just kill the entire day.
😮💨
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These men on Instagram have so many reflective surfaces in their homes.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
These men on Instagram have so many reflective surfaces in their homes.
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My favorite version of “hung” 🥵
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My favorite version of “hung” 🥵
Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice.
Harvey Fierstein's voice is certainly recognizable.
Harvey Fierstein's voice is certainly recognizable.
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice.
Harvey Fierstein's voice is certainly recognizable.
Harvey Fierstein's voice is certainly recognizable.
Walking down the street with my friend Aaron, a fellow Caucasian man (this detail is important.) We passed a Black woman on the sidewalk. He mumbled something to her and she returned 'go white' in return.
Apparently it's a sports thing. 'Go green' 'go white.' I dunno.

Apparently it's a sports thing. 'Go green' 'go white.' I dunno.

kermit the frog and miss piggy are kissing each other in a muppet show .
Alt: GIF: Kermit the Frog looks at the camera and shrugs
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December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Walking down the street with my friend Aaron, a fellow Caucasian man (this detail is important.) We passed a Black woman on the sidewalk. He mumbled something to her and she returned 'go white' in return.
Apparently it's a sports thing. 'Go green' 'go white.' I dunno.

Apparently it's a sports thing. 'Go green' 'go white.' I dunno.

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The pale veil of daybreak
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The pale veil of daybreak
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
'A Beautiful Noise: The Neil Diamond Story' was in town. I was ushering for it for the last two weeks, and I finally figured out why the show doesn't work for me:
I'm willing to suspend disbelief in the theatre, but a Boomer in therapy AND showing complex emotion? You've lost me.
I'm willing to suspend disbelief in the theatre, but a Boomer in therapy AND showing complex emotion? You've lost me.
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
'A Beautiful Noise: The Neil Diamond Story' was in town. I was ushering for it for the last two weeks, and I finally figured out why the show doesn't work for me:
I'm willing to suspend disbelief in the theatre, but a Boomer in therapy AND showing complex emotion? You've lost me.
I'm willing to suspend disbelief in the theatre, but a Boomer in therapy AND showing complex emotion? You've lost me.
Is it fun to post the 'before and after's of photo editing?
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Is it fun to post the 'before and after's of photo editing?
Tonight's redline adventure:
The drunk guy who is trying to pretend he's not drunk; who also refuses to sit down or hang on to anything.
He's stumbling all over the car, but he hasn't fallen down yet!
The drunk guy who is trying to pretend he's not drunk; who also refuses to sit down or hang on to anything.
He's stumbling all over the car, but he hasn't fallen down yet!
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Tonight's redline adventure:
The drunk guy who is trying to pretend he's not drunk; who also refuses to sit down or hang on to anything.
He's stumbling all over the car, but he hasn't fallen down yet!
The drunk guy who is trying to pretend he's not drunk; who also refuses to sit down or hang on to anything.
He's stumbling all over the car, but he hasn't fallen down yet!
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Remember lovely queerios: “The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, ‘Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.’”
Happy Thanksgiving 🧡
Happy Thanksgiving 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Remember lovely queerios: “The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, ‘Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.’”
Happy Thanksgiving 🧡
Happy Thanksgiving 🧡
Oh, and the other exciting of my evening at the theater is the Asian couple who came up to me and asked what the theatre used to be called.
And I got to answer, "The name was changed to Nederlander in 2020. Before that it was called The Oriental Theatre."
And I got to answer, "The name was changed to Nederlander in 2020. Before that it was called The Oriental Theatre."
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Oh, and the other exciting of my evening at the theater is the Asian couple who came up to me and asked what the theatre used to be called.
And I got to answer, "The name was changed to Nederlander in 2020. Before that it was called The Oriental Theatre."
And I got to answer, "The name was changed to Nederlander in 2020. Before that it was called The Oriental Theatre."
Normally the front car of the red line is the safest and cleanest... not tonight though.
Not. To. Nite.
Not. To. Nite.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Normally the front car of the red line is the safest and cleanest... not tonight though.
Not. To. Nite.
Not. To. Nite.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
The Neal Diamond show A Beautiful Noise is in town. I was working at the door taking tickets.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Neal Diamond show A Beautiful Noise is in town. I was working at the door taking tickets.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.