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So…I just learned that you can eat coffee beans. Pop them in your mouth chew them and they’re delicious and you get all the caffeine. This is revelatory to me.
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"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"

"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Just a lonely poptart in a MAC world
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The term “artificial intelligence” is itself deceptive techbro hype.

Equivalent to Musk’s use of the term “autopilot.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I literally spent five minutes last week telling my dad thank you for not being anything like these gross old white men. My dad working hourly wage in a factory would never comment on a teen girl’s body the way our political and media elite have. Yeesh
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Mamdani = Obama

Soaring rhetoric

Mediocre governing
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Btw, I do hope people understand what they have seen today. It was a well-planned and deliberate ambush of Ukraine by Trump, to force the Ukrainians to bend the knee to Putin's dictatorship. It was not slip-shod, rushed, impulsive or an accident. It was prepared malice.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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we've been selling her short
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Jack’s divine.video looks like it could be really good actually.
diVine Web - Short-form Looping Videos on Nostr
Watch and share 6-second looping videos on the decentralized Nostr network.
divine.video
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I always root for the underdog but now i hope TX loses by eleventy billion
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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She's going to dog-walk him and run in 2028. I hate her, but I respect the hustle and the cunning it takes to know Trump is washed.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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colonizers telling people to go back to their own country
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Broke: Trump’s reign of ruin over American society can only be thwarted by a nationwide project of civic renewal and community organizing for resistance

Woke: Trump’s reign of ruin can also be thwarted because he was massively, massively involved with child sex trafficking
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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May god forgive me, but I think I would feel a brief surge of happiness if Trump tossed Garland in jail.
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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I mean, speaking as a registered Democrat, I think references to the Senate Dems as “losers” are fully earned, and not in the least gratuitous.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Book recommendation!

Fascinating story and compelling portrait of Jimmy Hoffa.

One takeaway among many is that the U.S. left presently has a crying need for someone with Hoffa’s tenacity and pugnaciousness.
I Heard You Paint Houses - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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If Senate Democrats see today's election results and still go offer their anuses to the Republicans, then not a one of them will keep their seat.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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the center running behind Adams and Cuomo is a sign of a dying machine rather than a strategic mistake, imo. a functioning political machine like the dems are used to in NYC doesn't allow that to happen. they're some combination of stupid, arrogant, and powerless
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I bet they don't teach Fourthbranch in the schools
If you can’t see a straight line running from Bush and Cheney arguing with straight faces that the Vice President is not part of the Executive Branch to Trumpism I can’t help you.
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Southpark was hilarious 😂
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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ken: i can't wait for your post "here's why ken is a fucking idiot"

me: i already posted it
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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guy who starts taking progesterone because he likes the way it feels in his ass
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM