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Jazztronauts is a cooperative theft-em-up gamemode for Garry's Mod where you travel between worlds to steal things for a notorious gang of omnidimensional cats!
I don't have the words. What can you say? This was illegal? No shit. He should be impeached? That's been true for years. They need to be stopped? Nobody who can do that safely is.
Fuck'em. Just fuck him, and his cronies, and his oil buddies. Hell's too good for these chucklefucks.
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
As this is now the 4th time scammers have tried with me, have a PSA. If someone you thought you were already friends with sends you a request on Steam, don't assume that you weren't already friends or that they lost their main account. And definitely don't "join an Esports team" with'em.

Stay safe!
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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bc on holiday and my mind doesn't let me relax unless working on something, i'm doin a real small half-life game with @coolgoblinzone.bsky.social and @gmad.bsky.social. that it is not something i could profit from should stop me approaching it the wrong way (stressfully). here's knuckle the squid
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The Garry's Mod Workshop is truly the gift that keeps giving.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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To this day Barney has nightmares about those cats...
#gmod #jazztronauts
July 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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that sense of oneness, that fulfillment, all of it gone except the echo of what it felt like.

#jazztronauts
August 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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test 2
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'll bet they don't have
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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hello bsky! our game was taken down due to a false DMCA which completely killed our momentum at launch. our studio is in a very precarious position right now. please share and spread the word, steam has been little help to our situation.

noplayersonline.net/statement
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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fuck gavin newsom
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.
Please read our statement, share it with your networks, and support us if you can. www.python.org/sponsors/app... psfmember.org/civicrm/cont...
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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figured i'd move my #jazztronauts shitposts to here as well
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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thank you jazztronauts for existing
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Cellist's smug ahh and the Singer

#art #fanart #jazztronauts
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'd hope it goes without saying, but, no kings in the Bar Samsara.
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Looking forward to Nintendo removing the entirety of TTT from the Workshop.
October 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Stripe reps are saying that purchasing LGBTQ content is against their policies. Straight up.
August 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Remember we have new material for your calls today! Poke and prod at those statements
Visa and Mastercard released their public statements on censorship!

Visa and Mastercard are pretending they don't make any judgments on legal purchases, but Collective Shout CLEARLY told us they successfully pressured payment processors.

KEEP CALLING! IT'S WORKING!
August 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Keep calling Visa. It’s working.
July 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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It's how these lobbyists got what they wanted. They didn't plead their morality to somebody. They were just annoying for a short period of time. You can be more annoying for longer. I believe in you!
July 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM