Neal
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‘It breaks your heart, it is designed to break your heart.’
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
Well that sucks, bring back Bo I guess.
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Well that sucks, bring back Bo I guess.
Been a while since I watched Prime. I pay for this service yet getting as many ads as cable, enshittification to the max.
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Been a while since I watched Prime. I pay for this service yet getting as many ads as cable, enshittification to the max.
Jesus Christ.
BREAKING Film director Rob Reiner and his wife Michele were found stabbed to death at home, sources say - TMZ
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Jesus Christ.
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
Careful you don’t get peed on out there everybody!
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Careful you don’t get peed on out there everybody!
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Tool (x6)
Meat Loaf (x4)
Tori Amos
White Stripes
Postal Service
Tool (x6)
Meat Loaf (x4)
Tori Amos
White Stripes
Postal Service
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Weird Al (x10)
Vampire Weekend
Fleet Foxes
Spinal Tap
John Williams (with special guest Steven Spielberg)
Weird Al (x10)
Vampire Weekend
Fleet Foxes
Spinal Tap
John Williams (with special guest Steven Spielberg)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Tool (x6)
Meat Loaf (x4)
Tori Amos
White Stripes
Postal Service
Tool (x6)
Meat Loaf (x4)
Tori Amos
White Stripes
Postal Service
Now get Bo and Tucker, let’s do this thing!
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Now get Bo and Tucker, let’s do this thing!
Best thing about this Semien trade is it likely takes a Bo suitor off the board, yay!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Best thing about this Semien trade is it likely takes a Bo suitor off the board, yay!
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Just watched latest John Oliver, and I hope LBJ’s balls wind up as truck nuts on one of those construction vehicles the size of an apartment complex.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just watched latest John Oliver, and I hope LBJ’s balls wind up as truck nuts on one of those construction vehicles the size of an apartment complex.
Big Lebowski on Turner Classic Movies.
a close up of thanos from the movie avengers : endgame standing in front of a cloudy sky .
Alt: a close up of thanos from the movie avengers : endgame slowly turning to dust.
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Big Lebowski on Turner Classic Movies.
“Bah weep grah nah weep nini bong”
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“Bah weep grah nah weep nini bong”
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
Murphys law, the one time a street car comes early is when you were making it exactly when the schedule said it was coming, so you miss it by 30 seconds.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Murphys law, the one time a street car comes early is when you were making it exactly when the schedule said it was coming, so you miss it by 30 seconds.
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Capitulating Democratic senators waited until after the election, indicating they know capitulation was a bad politics that bothers their voters and reduces their chances of retaking power.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Capitulating Democratic senators waited until after the election, indicating they know capitulation was a bad politics that bothers their voters and reduces their chances of retaking power.
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The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gentlemen: thank you for your service.