Hayley Centimetres
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Somewhat retired film critic. hayley_sass from twitter. Largely sharing in-jokes with my old internet pals, sorry 🐨🍉📽️🥅
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Tom Ford Sets ‘Cry To Heaven’ As Next Film; Taps All-Star Cast With Nicholas Hoult, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Adele, Owen Cooper & More
Adele, Nicholas Hoult, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Colin Firth among those joining Tom Ford's next film 'Cry To Heaven'.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I frankly don’t deserve to be confronted with so many James Bond takes first thing upon waking, disgusting filth
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I frankly don’t deserve to be confronted with so many James Bond takes first thing upon waking, disgusting filth
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Nakadai is all over your Criterion jidaigeki classics. He’s the star of RAN, HARAKIRI, SWORD OF DOOM (a personal fav), the antagonist in YOJIMBO and ZATOICHI GOES TO THE FIRE FESTIVAL (another personal fav), he’s amazing in the Yuki Onna segment of KWAIDAN.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nakadai is all over your Criterion jidaigeki classics. He’s the star of RAN, HARAKIRI, SWORD OF DOOM (a personal fav), the antagonist in YOJIMBO and ZATOICHI GOES TO THE FIRE FESTIVAL (another personal fav), he’s amazing in the Yuki Onna segment of KWAIDAN.
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RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
A friend was telling me today about how a possum broke into her wardrobe via a hole in her house’s roof and she opened the wardrobe doors to discover the fluffy guy RUSTLING THROUGH HER SMALLS DRAWER (possum reference photo for the benefit of the North American cohort)
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A friend was telling me today about how a possum broke into her wardrobe via a hole in her house’s roof and she opened the wardrobe doors to discover the fluffy guy RUSTLING THROUGH HER SMALLS DRAWER (possum reference photo for the benefit of the North American cohort)
Took Alex’s always excellent advice and watched this last night and my GOD absolutely triumphs over the hoary old lie that Marilyn was a poor actor (also! Features Anne Bancroft in her first screen role!)
Don't Bother to Knock is a film noir that stars Marilyn Monroe as a character straight from a horror movie. She is simply superb in it, and every horror fan should know this film just for her performance.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Took Alex’s always excellent advice and watched this last night and my GOD absolutely triumphs over the hoary old lie that Marilyn was a poor actor (also! Features Anne Bancroft in her first screen role!)
Went on a little road trip with @andersf.bsky.social yesterday to Kyneton and Castlemaine, ate a highly awarded pie, hung out with @cinemelo.bsky.social and her chickens, and went to Pride, struggling to picture a better time that could be had
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Went on a little road trip with @andersf.bsky.social yesterday to Kyneton and Castlemaine, ate a highly awarded pie, hung out with @cinemelo.bsky.social and her chickens, and went to Pride, struggling to picture a better time that could be had
Watching The Music Man for the first time, and I knew this influenced whole great rafts of American comedy but WOW it really is load-bearing
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Watching The Music Man for the first time, and I knew this influenced whole great rafts of American comedy but WOW it really is load-bearing
Got a job interview in half an hour gang, can I get some “hope these people are not weirdos and want to make the best personality hire they’ll ever make in their life” going in the chat
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Got a job interview in half an hour gang, can I get some “hope these people are not weirdos and want to make the best personality hire they’ll ever make in their life” going in the chat
Thank you to @agnesfm.bsky.social for sharing on Insta this guy who is painstakingly building a 3D digital model of the Harold Holt Swim Centre and while doing so recounting all the batshit history around the disappearance of Holt, may the sea return him www.instagram.com/reel/DPWPdvB...
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November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thank you to @agnesfm.bsky.social for sharing on Insta this guy who is painstakingly building a 3D digital model of the Harold Holt Swim Centre and while doing so recounting all the batshit history around the disappearance of Holt, may the sea return him www.instagram.com/reel/DPWPdvB...
goddamn two hit posts in a day I've over-fermented I need to go lie down in a dark room and get boring again
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
goddamn two hit posts in a day I've over-fermented I need to go lie down in a dark room and get boring again
Congrats to Mira Nair’s son, this is nowhere near the level of achievement as directing Mississippi Masala but a good start
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Congrats to Mira Nair’s son, this is nowhere near the level of achievement as directing Mississippi Masala but a good start
I love walking in the local dog park to observe the pups but I don’t go around patting strange dogs cos that’s how fools get bit, but this morning a little brown curly mop ran up to me and BEGGED for pats and wouldn’t let me stop until I had to tell them “your people are leaving! You gotta go!” 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love walking in the local dog park to observe the pups but I don’t go around patting strange dogs cos that’s how fools get bit, but this morning a little brown curly mop ran up to me and BEGGED for pats and wouldn’t let me stop until I had to tell them “your people are leaving! You gotta go!” 🥹
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
I by geographical right should know nothing about these mayors and yet alas I know way too much about these mayors
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I by geographical right should know nothing about these mayors and yet alas I know way too much about these mayors
Apparently a METEOR came down in Gippsland today?!! My mum said she heard a loud boom and the house shook (my dad was too busy cooking at the pizza oven he built for himself out back and didn’t notice anything but says he’s ready to board the mothership 👽)
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Apparently a METEOR came down in Gippsland today?!! My mum said she heard a loud boom and the house shook (my dad was too busy cooking at the pizza oven he built for himself out back and didn’t notice anything but says he’s ready to board the mothership 👽)
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Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
The cocked leg as he slid into home?? That is ÉLAN if the Jays don’t win this I will be BEREFT
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The cocked leg as he slid into home?? That is ÉLAN if the Jays don’t win this I will be BEREFT
Turned out to be an absolute fizzer unfortunately, kids were dressed up and walking around the neighbourhood but only seemed to be visiting the same 3-4 houses? No idea what the deal was, anyway Australian Halloween rating remains a bog standard 5/10 we don’t know what we’re doing
An Australian horror story: I’ve been unmoored in time since being unemployed and woke with a start this morning realising “Hayley today is Halloween, for the first time in your life you live in a neighbourhood decked to the nines in spooky shit and there is zero (0) candy in your diabetic house”
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Turned out to be an absolute fizzer unfortunately, kids were dressed up and walking around the neighbourhood but only seemed to be visiting the same 3-4 houses? No idea what the deal was, anyway Australian Halloween rating remains a bog standard 5/10 we don’t know what we’re doing
An Australian horror story: I’ve been unmoored in time since being unemployed and woke with a start this morning realising “Hayley today is Halloween, for the first time in your life you live in a neighbourhood decked to the nines in spooky shit and there is zero (0) candy in your diabetic house”
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
An Australian horror story: I’ve been unmoored in time since being unemployed and woke with a start this morning realising “Hayley today is Halloween, for the first time in your life you live in a neighbourhood decked to the nines in spooky shit and there is zero (0) candy in your diabetic house”
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I think they should invent a drug that lets you wipe your memory of John Carpenter movies so you can watch them fresh every Halloween. And then John Carpenter should make a movie about this drug's terrifying side effects.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I think they should invent a drug that lets you wipe your memory of John Carpenter movies so you can watch them fresh every Halloween. And then John Carpenter should make a movie about this drug's terrifying side effects.
Hallo something good you can do today! Kutjala is an Aboriginal community in need of a new bus to help kids get to school, elders get to health appointments, attend sorry business etc. If there’s no bus the whole community is in strife. Help them out if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/support-ku...
Donate to Support Kutjala with a new bus, organized by Larissa Wilton
It is with profound sadness and a heavy heart that I must inform you all that after m… Larissa Wilton needs your support for Support Kutjala with a new bus
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October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hallo something good you can do today! Kutjala is an Aboriginal community in need of a new bus to help kids get to school, elders get to health appointments, attend sorry business etc. If there’s no bus the whole community is in strife. Help them out if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/support-ku...
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still annoyed that they never made that horror follow up to Paris, I Love You called Paris, I'll Kill You
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
still annoyed that they never made that horror follow up to Paris, I Love You called Paris, I'll Kill You
I buy my mum a Hannakin tea towel every year for Xmas she LOVES them and I do too, they’re beautiful quality whether you want to hang them up for decoration or use them for actual dish drying, also LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GARLIC GUYS! TOO CUTE! 🧄🧄🧄
2026 Tea Towel Calendar reveal!! 🧄
I’m a little later than usual getting these up this year (and I’ve had a few people asking about them!) but better late than never!! Preorders go live this Saturday November 1st! 🤩
#teatowelcalendar #handmadeteatowel #calendar #2026calendar #garlic
I’m a little later than usual getting these up this year (and I’ve had a few people asking about them!) but better late than never!! Preorders go live this Saturday November 1st! 🤩
#teatowelcalendar #handmadeteatowel #calendar #2026calendar #garlic
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I buy my mum a Hannakin tea towel every year for Xmas she LOVES them and I do too, they’re beautiful quality whether you want to hang them up for decoration or use them for actual dish drying, also LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GARLIC GUYS! TOO CUTE! 🧄🧄🧄
Del Toro knows what the girlies want, it’s Oscar Isaac plumbing new depths as a horrid little fancy bastard man (it’s me, I’m girlies)
Everyone I know for several weeks: Hayley you gotta see One Battle After Another
Me: yeah yeah yeah sure once I get into a cinema again I’ll do it, first priority I promise
Me once I get into a cinema: one to Frankenstein please
Me: yeah yeah yeah sure once I get into a cinema again I’ll do it, first priority I promise
Me once I get into a cinema: one to Frankenstein please
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Del Toro knows what the girlies want, it’s Oscar Isaac plumbing new depths as a horrid little fancy bastard man (it’s me, I’m girlies)