Hayley Centimetres
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Somewhat retired film critic. hayley_sass from twitter. Largely sharing in-jokes with my old internet pals, sorry 🐨🍉📽️🥅
Tom Ford is the only person who knows how to appropriately spend stupid amounts of money, and it’s self-financing your own movie adapted from an Anne Rice novel about castrati
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Tom Ford is the only person who knows how to appropriately spend stupid amounts of money, and it’s self-financing your own movie adapted from an Anne Rice novel about castrati
I am still unaccountably on a lot of lists despite having not attended a screening since I stopped actively reviewing and I’m increasingly surprised whenever an actual media invite drops in, like, are we just going through the motions here?
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I am still unaccountably on a lot of lists despite having not attended a screening since I stopped actively reviewing and I’m increasingly surprised whenever an actual media invite drops in, like, are we just going through the motions here?
Sometimes I idly wonder who out of the notorious rusted ons might still be going to Melbourne media screenings and get a devastating chill down my spine
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Sometimes I idly wonder who out of the notorious rusted ons might still be going to Melbourne media screenings and get a devastating chill down my spine
I mean chew toys aren’t supposed to be eaten but that has not stopped every dog my family has ever had
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I mean chew toys aren’t supposed to be eaten but that has not stopped every dog my family has ever had
Is that just jerky (disclaimer: vegetarian, have never had jerky)
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Is that just jerky (disclaimer: vegetarian, have never had jerky)
Trombones tho
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Trombones tho
My sole James Bond take is that On Her Majesty’s Secret Service is the only good Bond film and that’s only because it’s a Diana Rigg movie and a ski lodge hangout movie
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My sole James Bond take is that On Her Majesty’s Secret Service is the only good Bond film and that’s only because it’s a Diana Rigg movie and a ski lodge hangout movie
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Nakadai is all over your Criterion jidaigeki classics. He’s the star of RAN, HARAKIRI, SWORD OF DOOM (a personal fav), the antagonist in YOJIMBO and ZATOICHI GOES TO THE FIRE FESTIVAL (another personal fav), he’s amazing in the Yuki Onna segment of KWAIDAN.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nakadai is all over your Criterion jidaigeki classics. He’s the star of RAN, HARAKIRI, SWORD OF DOOM (a personal fav), the antagonist in YOJIMBO and ZATOICHI GOES TO THE FIRE FESTIVAL (another personal fav), he’s amazing in the Yuki Onna segment of KWAIDAN.
I have NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS! www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
The Mushroom Tapes review – Erin Patterson through the eyes of Helen Garner, Chloe Hooper and Sarah Krasnostein
This account of what the three authors observed during Patterson’s triple murder trial does resemble a podcast transcript at times, but it is extremely readable
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS! www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
Feel like we are entering an age of ‘should have been a podcast’ exemplified by me finding out this morning that the Helen Garner et al mushroom lady book is simply TRANSCRIPTS OF THEM TALKING and it’s turned me into the joker
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Feel like we are entering an age of ‘should have been a podcast’ exemplified by me finding out this morning that the Helen Garner et al mushroom lady book is simply TRANSCRIPTS OF THEM TALKING and it’s turned me into the joker
Oh no EVEN WORSE
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh no EVEN WORSE
Is this a bright idea from hr, this reeks of hr
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Is this a bright idea from hr, this reeks of hr
w h a a a a a t
Well no WONDER they could rush it out just in time for holiday season sales
Well no WONDER they could rush it out just in time for holiday season sales
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
w h a a a a a t
Well no WONDER they could rush it out just in time for holiday season sales
Well no WONDER they could rush it out just in time for holiday season sales
I’m already starting on the work of convincing my dad that he needs to come down to Melbourne for the The Killer/Hard Boiled double
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m already starting on the work of convincing my dad that he needs to come down to Melbourne for the The Killer/Hard Boiled double
Oh hell yeah this one’s an all-timer for me
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh hell yeah this one’s an all-timer for me
MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR, INCREDIBLE STUFF!
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR, INCREDIBLE STUFF!
I mean why protect your citizens when instead you can protect unstable and lopsided diplomatic, military and trade relationships
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I mean why protect your citizens when instead you can protect unstable and lopsided diplomatic, military and trade relationships
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Don't Bother To Knock (1952) Marilyn Monroe, Richard Widmark, Anne Bancroft, Elisha Cook Jr : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Don't Bother to Knock is a 1952 American FILM NOlR thriller starring Richard Widmark and Marilyn Monroe and directed by Roy Ward Baker. The screenplay was...
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November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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