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Jane the Bane
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Writing profile: @jane.theneedlenews.com
08/06/19
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Why Don’t Trans People Care About Congresswoman Sarah McBride?
Why Don’t Trans People Care About Congresswoman Sarah McBride?
Frankly, it feels like she is embarrassed to be associated with us.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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i think ppl should be forced clockwork orange style to read a bunch of these kinds of opinion pieces whenever they have the urge to lecture me about how the world loves me so much for being a straggot tranny
GUARDS!!! SURGICALLY ERASE THIS FAG!!
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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"banned from the concept of money" is a real & horrifying thing that is happening right now

laws that were created for groups like ISIS are being used on women that dare to put dildos up their ass on camera

if you care about freedom, then treat working for payment processors like you do defense
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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transhet women are some of the most at-risk trans people in terms of physical violence. they aren't assimilating, they are suffering like the rest of us
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Oh, I need to 'prove my sex at birth'? Good thing all trans people are famously known to have time machines and don't use them to go yell at their younger selves to transition earlier.

Yeah, looking for mine, its around here somewhere. Maybe in the mech hangar I carry everywhere?
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The thing people were warning about all year just happened
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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all of the kindest trans women you know have near-mythical status as evil transmedicalist mean girls in someone's eyes
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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like no offense i know some of yall have a real distain for the fact you spent some of your life as a guy but don’t fucking take it out on us trans guys who are so fucking excited to finally be happy
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.

by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Como começar Terapia hormonal por conta própria!
Uma dica de redução de danos! – A THREAD

Você deseja iniciar sua Terapia Hormonal (TH) e precisa de um ponto de partida? Vamos começar juntos!
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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while I am glad the new Pope is pro immigration, important to point out that the American Catholic Church has its sights set on killing my friends
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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There's so many issues with this.

1) This is extremely damaging to queer youth
2) This is an overreach of power (afaik foster systems are state based, not federal)
3) This is a violation of trust from these institutions
4) This broke ass system barely functions and this further breaks it
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Ah yes, because the foster care system wasn’t fucked enough as is! This is definitely what was needed to be done and far more important than a system that makes sure poor people can fucking have food to eat!
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Every "pro-trans" step the catholic church hierarchy takes is symbolic.

Meanwhile, where they actually have power and control their policies remain relentlessly transphobic.
U.S. catholic bishops criticizing Trump's crackdowns obscured that at the same conference they tried to make sure way more trans people die due to a lack of life-saving medical care.

Catholic hospitals see 1 in 7 patients. In some areas they're the only medical system:
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
U.S. bishops officially ban gender-affirming care at Catholic hospitals
The bishops' decision formalizes a yearslong process for the U.S. church to address transgender health care. They also approved a special message on immigration, expressing concern over enforcement an...
www.npr.org
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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this particular piece of news raised my blood pressure significantly- and i work in understanding, reporting, and debunking anti-queer media and policy 😡😡😡😡
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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If transsexual was actually an icky word, you would see conservatives using it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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A woman who works for Bloomberg is running interference with them. Megyn Kelly is trying to muddle the water by making people think it matters whether you abuse a young child or an adolescent. Ghislane Maxwell was the right hand woman of the most obscene child sex trafficker in history.

It's class.
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.

People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse

Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds

Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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katie tightpussy is a danger to the trans community. she made fun of me for making dookie in my pants and won’t let me join her club.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Our latest: 📰 Transsexual Medicine Banned at US Catholic Hospitals 📰
📝: @theneedlenews.com
Transsexual Medicine Banned at US Catholic Hospitals
Catholic Hospitals Provide Care to 1 in 7 Americans
theneedle.news
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Papism and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I was 22, staring at the TV, shouting internally "What! What!? You CAN be transgender for real? You CAN transition???"

This is a post about why they really want to ban cellphones for kids.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM