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Jane the Bane
@janethebane.bsky.social
Writing profile: @jane.theneedlenews.com
08/06/19
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hundred bucks for a used squier strat. marty guitar videos on youtube. learn the notes on the neck, major/minor/pentatonic scale patterns, open chords and moveable E/A shape bar chords. have fun
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Look who’s the worst trans doctor now! | By Kathy Rumer
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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www.scribblehub.com/read/2017615...

New chapter! And bass video!
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Canada Becomes the First Country to Cover Eyebrow Shaping as a Cheap Way to Avoid Covering FFS
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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"detrans" people are mouthpieces for the pedophile agenda.

"im transmasc but T ruined my body" you are a mouthpiece for the pedophile agenda

"im scared to go on T because it might make me ugly" you have fallen for the pedophile agenda.
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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so do i get to say that everyone, including "trans" people, who fear-mongers about testosterone HRT/paints its effects as negative and "undesirable" is furthering the pedophile agenda. for the record this has always been the case but now do i get to say it without people doubting me.
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Jess Ting was the first person I went to when I was going to consultations for bottom surgery. That the man who I almost trusted with my operation was a decade long colleague of Epstein's is shocking.
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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tell your friends to come to trans woodstock
meet LIBERATION WEEKEND II

a music festival benefit for trans liberation and mutual aid

proceeds to gender liberation movement & no more dysphoria

passes: liberationwknd.com/passes
January 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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TONIGHT! Go to this cause I can't! If you can go to a Persona event, it's worth it. Nothing bad will happen to you.
It's coming...creeping up through the shadows...

It's the Persona NYC Launch Party!

Come celebrate the launch of @ravineangel.bsky.social Horror Debut with us on Friday, January 23rd at @starrbarbk from 5:00 to 8:30 PM

We'll have books, readings from the author, and more!

See you there!
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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If the trans hyde amdt was enacted nationally it would’ve meant most of us having to flee the country or go entirely black market and instead we may have bought enough time to avoid the worst for trans rights in the United States (for now)
We aren’t out of the woods yet, but this quietly marks a real shift in the political dynamics around trans issues.

Grateful for the many folks who have helped to make that a reality.

Let’s keep up the work on sustaining protections and care in the face of continuing administrative threats.
a year ago i wrote a story that went viral over here about how republicans could create a de facto national care ban for trans medicine

to stop it, democrats would have to hold the line in funding talks, and staff in congress told me they were unsure if they would

today, they stopped it
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Another Olive for the road? 🐭
October 21, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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not to be an edgelord but i love being alive :)
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
not to be an edgelord but i love being alive :)
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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it’s 2007.

a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.

she names her Emma Shepard.

it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔

the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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just got a letter from the federal boob inspectors they told me to stop shitposting and go back to showing tiddy. someone who is good at ai please help
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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millennials may remember this ancient tumblr post. well, we never got gay Shakespeare. we just got endless (occasionally r-rated) gay graded-reader-tier romantasy slop with minimal depth of worldbuilding or characterisation, endlessly repeating the same tropes with a blurb full of AO3 flavour tags
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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criticism is supposed to be subjective and to point out the flaws in our beloved slop (and the strengths of rough/difficult work). otherwise what’s the point?
i find the response to this to be deeply troubling. there's aspects of this that beth can be fairly criticized for (now-removed transwrecks label; clickbaiting a paid review), but earnest good-faith negative criticism is a *requirement* of a healthy scene.

beth is NOT a mouthpiece. she is a CRITIC.
I did not like this book.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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welp time to reset the clock
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Our latest: 📰Renee Good was part of a wider pink migration 📰
📝: @jane.theneedlenews.com
Go to theneedle.news/dtm_4PT5i to read the article!
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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if men are ontologically bad then you can never hold men to a higher standard. i dont wanna think like that
January 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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This is exactly what we were talking about
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Bring back house mothers. If your bioparents don't teach you how to be a decent person, someone has to.

We need trans elders again.
none of my friend circles are like that actually. if someone says this shit to you, you gotta RUN 😭

ts literally giving me bluesky flashbacks oh my godd
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM