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James Lynch
@jamesblynch.bsky.social
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Writer and artist of science-fiction/fantasy novels and comic books.
he/him/his
I got depression

https://linktr.ee/jamesblynch
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It’s Christmas Eve and Lucky Norwood is stuck working. Her holiday plans change when a stranger appears and shows her what her employer is really planning by moving operations off of Earth.

Excitement, adventure, and comedy await, all for under $10!

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The Rings of Mars: A Story of Christmastime
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Muppets Wizard of Oz isn't on Disney+?

But that's the first Muppets thing Disney did when they bought the franchise.
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm trying to think of what I could do to cheer myself up this weekend, keeping in mind that I'm single, poor, and in pretty bad health.
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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For those following the Red Ogre Review saga, he has made good on his promise to change his licensing terms...by doubling down.

On left: the original (awful) license. On right: the new license, mostly the same as the old license, but with some additions that I've circled in red.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Valentine's day is this weekend so my mood will not be improving for a while.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."
TikTok Refuses to Confirm or Deny That It's Providing User Data to ICE
TikTok refuses to confirm or deny that ICE is obtaining detailed information about its users via private data brokers.
trib.al
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Age verification?

I had a teacher who was super excited about the school's new laserdisc player.
Age verification?

I saw all three Lord of the Rings films in cinema when they first came out.
Age verification?

I remember when the save icon was a 3.5 disc
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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I can still remember the days when Trump was only in the Epstein files 38,000 times instead of over 1,000,000. Oh wait that was yesterday.
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Hey, so, Hasbro can get fucked with this bullshit.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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This is an entirely appropriate line of questioning given Project 2025 and the Republican Party's emphasis on religion.
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?

LYONS: Yes mam

McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?

LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question

McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
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February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
One thing I definitely forgot is that the entire thing has a very old-timey feel to it but then midway through the end credits it kicks up with a Mariah Carey jam.
I'd almost forgotten that Disney made their own Wizard of Oz prequel a little over a decade ago. I can easily say I prefer the story from Wicked much more than "the witch got big sad that James Franco hit it and quit it."
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'd almost forgotten that Disney made their own Wizard of Oz prequel a little over a decade ago. I can easily say I prefer the story from Wicked much more than "the witch got big sad that James Franco hit it and quit it."
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I generally like this mp3 app, but it does occasionally have a quirk where it pulls the wrong album art for a song, often with hilarious results.
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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did a libertarian write this
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter H
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Islamophobia perpetrated by Minn's police state/ NSW. First I saw photos of actual snipers on rooftops surveying protestors for Palestine, and police punching up a protestor, now this. Sydney is a shit show tonight. Minns needs to go, and take his Nazi tolerating, Islamophobic coppers with him.
Extraordinary footage. Police pulling off people engaged in peaceful prayer.
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I will win that race, fueled by the rage I have for everything she stands for.
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I wonder if the thing I ordered will get here in time for Valentine's Day.

I'm guessing not, since I ordered it for Valentine's Day 2024. 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with M!
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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The ‘You Don’t Have to Apologize for Being White Anymore’ guys have now made it against the law to use the word Black at college.
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I hope those plumbers were better at installing pipes than they were at laying concrete and cleaning up after themselves because... JFC.
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM