Jake Disch
@jakedisch.bsky.social
Screenwriter. 2X Black List writer for GUNFIGHT and THE ADULTS IN THE ROOM, Nicholl Finalist for THE SUPREMES. Repped @Bellevue. He/Him.
Very funny that the president is absolutely quantifiably the worst liar of all time yet is famous and feared for his lying prowess
Reporter: Have you ruled out a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell?
Trump: I haven’t even thought about it. I haven’t thought about for months. Maybe I haven’t thought about it at all.
Reporter: Why can’t you rule it out?
Trump: I don’t rule it in or out
Trump: I haven’t even thought about it. I haven’t thought about for months. Maybe I haven’t thought about it at all.
Reporter: Why can’t you rule it out?
Trump: I don’t rule it in or out
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Very funny that the president is absolutely quantifiably the worst liar of all time yet is famous and feared for his lying prowess
Kinda feels like if a judge says there’s an issue with a key transcript and the government’s answer is “nuh-uh,” the government no longer cares about the law?
Anyways, I’m sure it’s fine.
Anyways, I’m sure it’s fine.
A day after a federal judge said that portions of a transcript she reviewed from the grand jury proceedings in James Comey’s criminal case were “missing,” the prosecutor who filed the charges against the former FBI director told the court that there are no such gaps in the record.
Lindsey Halligan says ‘there are no missing minutes’ in grand jury transcripts in James Comey case | CNN Politics
A day after a federal judge said that portions of a transcript she reviewed from the grand jury proceedings in James Comey’s criminal case were “missing,” the prosecutor who filed the charges against ...
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Kinda feels like if a judge says there’s an issue with a key transcript and the government’s answer is “nuh-uh,” the government no longer cares about the law?
Anyways, I’m sure it’s fine.
Anyways, I’m sure it’s fine.
I had to get an MRI once because half my face was going numb. “Possible intracranial mass.” They found a sinus cyst, and the face thing was referred pain from the pinched nerve I initially went to the doctor for.
Anyways, they send you for an MRI when they think something is really fucking wrong
Anyways, they send you for an MRI when they think something is really fucking wrong
so trump just out there getting standard MRI scans as a standard part of the standard multiple annual check ups a president gets in the first ten months
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I had to get an MRI once because half my face was going numb. “Possible intracranial mass.” They found a sinus cyst, and the face thing was referred pain from the pinched nerve I initially went to the doctor for.
Anyways, they send you for an MRI when they think something is really fucking wrong
Anyways, they send you for an MRI when they think something is really fucking wrong
Lotta great shows this year but DEATH BY LIGHTNING is the one that Netflix somehow assembled a killer cast and spent many millions on solely for me, “weirdly funny period political assassination drama starring Michael Shannon and Nick Offerman” is pretty much all I ever want to see
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Lotta great shows this year but DEATH BY LIGHTNING is the one that Netflix somehow assembled a killer cast and spent many millions on solely for me, “weirdly funny period political assassination drama starring Michael Shannon and Nick Offerman” is pretty much all I ever want to see
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
Checking in on everyone's favorite screenwriting guru, Scr*ptshadow, to see how it's -- oh. Oh, my. Oh, no.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Checking in on everyone's favorite screenwriting guru, Scr*ptshadow, to see how it's -- oh. Oh, my. Oh, no.
I am going to require a movie about this kid getting roped into an actual criminal investigation after being mistaken as a Hercule Poirot-style genius because of his fashion choices
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I am going to require a movie about this kid getting roped into an actual criminal investigation after being mistaken as a Hercule Poirot-style genius because of his fashion choices
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
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just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters
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Fascists Fascists
in 1945 in 2025
🤝
fucking losers
in 1945 in 2025
🤝
fucking losers
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Fascists Fascists
in 1945 in 2025
🤝
fucking losers
in 1945 in 2025
🤝
fucking losers
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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“We have bowed at the altar of caution and we have paid a mighty price.”
Whoops sorry Schumer this man is the future of the party, eat shit nerd
Whoops sorry Schumer this man is the future of the party, eat shit nerd
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“We have bowed at the altar of caution and we have paid a mighty price.”
Whoops sorry Schumer this man is the future of the party, eat shit nerd
Whoops sorry Schumer this man is the future of the party, eat shit nerd
I got an even bigger bus than the one Newsom threw my trans friends under and it’s got that fucker’s name on its wheels
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I got an even bigger bus than the one Newsom threw my trans friends under and it’s got that fucker’s name on its wheels
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
At last, Dick Cheney joins Henry Kissinger in Hell, where they can plot with Satan how to, if not conquer heaven, at least turn it into an unlivable hellscape
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
At last, Dick Cheney joins Henry Kissinger in Hell, where they can plot with Satan how to, if not conquer heaven, at least turn it into an unlivable hellscape
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halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest
An all-timer on my new 4K projector 🎃👻
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
An all-timer on my new 4K projector 🎃👻
My friends are throwing a David Bowie-themed #Halloween party tonight. I pitched a very dumb joke costume and then my wife actually went and made it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My friends are throwing a David Bowie-themed #Halloween party tonight. I pitched a very dumb joke costume and then my wife actually went and made it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
Today my buddy came over and helped me fix my bike. Then I pulled a couple beers from the shed fridge and we drank shed beers.
I’m turning 40 next month, pretty sure I’m doing it right
I’m turning 40 next month, pretty sure I’m doing it right
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Today my buddy came over and helped me fix my bike. Then I pulled a couple beers from the shed fridge and we drank shed beers.
I’m turning 40 next month, pretty sure I’m doing it right
I’m turning 40 next month, pretty sure I’m doing it right
Look at this beautiful man @sambaschutte.bsky.social #Pluribus
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Look at this beautiful man @sambaschutte.bsky.social #Pluribus
Folks I got second in the almost-old man bracket in the half marathon today
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Folks I got second in the almost-old man bracket in the half marathon today
"Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Women don't like the vehicle."