Jake Disch
@jakedisch.bsky.social
Screenwriter. 2X Black List writer for GUNFIGHT and THE ADULTS IN THE ROOM, Nicholl Finalist for THE SUPREMES. Repped @Bellevue. He/Him.
Checking in on everyone's favorite screenwriting guru, Scr*ptshadow, to see how it's -- oh. Oh, my. Oh, no.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Checking in on everyone's favorite screenwriting guru, Scr*ptshadow, to see how it's -- oh. Oh, my. Oh, no.
An all-timer on my new 4K projector 🎃👻
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
An all-timer on my new 4K projector 🎃👻
My friends are throwing a David Bowie-themed #Halloween party tonight. I pitched a very dumb joke costume and then my wife actually went and made it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My friends are throwing a David Bowie-themed #Halloween party tonight. I pitched a very dumb joke costume and then my wife actually went and made it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ziggy Stardust
Look at this beautiful man @sambaschutte.bsky.social #Pluribus
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Look at this beautiful man @sambaschutte.bsky.social #Pluribus
Folks I got second in the almost-old man bracket in the half marathon today
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Folks I got second in the almost-old man bracket in the half marathon today
Your #HalloweenFact™️ for the day: Freddie’s offspring from NIGHTMARE 5 is played by the same actor as The Kid We All Wish Got Ate by the TRex in JURASSIC PARK!
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Your #HalloweenFact™️ for the day: Freddie’s offspring from NIGHTMARE 5 is played by the same actor as The Kid We All Wish Got Ate by the TRex in JURASSIC PARK!
Fat Bear Week in our backyard tonight, geez
September 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fat Bear Week in our backyard tonight, geez
Ted Cruz also had a note in the Epstein book, can anyone translate?
September 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ted Cruz also had a note in the Epstein book, can anyone translate?
I’m not gonna lie I think becoming a guy who lives in the mountains is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made
September 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I’m not gonna lie I think becoming a guy who lives in the mountains is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made
I live in the mountains now and my neighbors are way more chill than they were in LA
July 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I live in the mountains now and my neighbors are way more chill than they were in LA
Finished unpacking our new house and celebrated by making some kickass pizza.
I haven’t worked on my spec in a week.
I haven’t worked on my spec in a week.
July 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Finished unpacking our new house and celebrated by making some kickass pizza.
I haven’t worked on my spec in a week.
I haven’t worked on my spec in a week.
Found a weird black lump on my cat’s belly yesterday. Texted pictures to the vet, made an appointment, they said it could be anything from cancer to a blackhead.
Tried to find it again today and only found a scar. Turns out his sister ripped his nipple off and what I found was the scab.
Tried to find it again today and only found a scar. Turns out his sister ripped his nipple off and what I found was the scab.
May 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Found a weird black lump on my cat’s belly yesterday. Texted pictures to the vet, made an appointment, they said it could be anything from cancer to a blackhead.
Tried to find it again today and only found a scar. Turns out his sister ripped his nipple off and what I found was the scab.
Tried to find it again today and only found a scar. Turns out his sister ripped his nipple off and what I found was the scab.
Everything in the world is horrible so I’m subsisting on the accomplishment of running a half marathon on Sunday and beating my previous best time by over 12 minutes. Here is a photo of me at the finish line in considerable amounts of pain.
It brought me fleeting respite from The Horrors
It brought me fleeting respite from The Horrors
April 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Everything in the world is horrible so I’m subsisting on the accomplishment of running a half marathon on Sunday and beating my previous best time by over 12 minutes. Here is a photo of me at the finish line in considerable amounts of pain.
It brought me fleeting respite from The Horrors
It brought me fleeting respite from The Horrors
He’s got his boxing gloves ready
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
He’s got his boxing gloves ready
Big “graphic design is my passion” vibes coming from Anthropic’s Claude butthole logo
January 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Big “graphic design is my passion” vibes coming from Anthropic’s Claude butthole logo
Looking after this little lady today
January 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Looking after this little lady today
Taking my first swing at DMing 🤓
January 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Taking my first swing at DMing 🤓
Starting 2025 off right 😎
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Starting 2025 off right 😎